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« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2008, 05:22:05 PM » |
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window cleaners banging their ladders against my window, thus waking me up and dis-enabling me from walking around the house bollock naked for a while.
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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2008, 05:31:24 PM » |
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window cleaners banging their ladders against my window, thus waking me up and dis-enabling me from walking around the house bollock naked for a while.
Darren is a comercial only window cleaner and trust me he has seen some things in his time whilst doing offices. If you were to walk around in your white shorts I think it would shock them more than seeing you starkers. |
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« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2008, 05:31:39 PM » |
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Neighbours theme tune
emmerdale theme tune
eastenders theme tune
coronation street theme tune
you spotting a pattern here ?
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« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2008, 05:32:58 PM » |
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Just in case anyone is thinking it... No, I do not watch any of the above!
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“Half a truth is often a great lie.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
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« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2008, 05:54:18 PM » |
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Just in case anyone is thinking it... No, I do not watch any of the above!
glad you cleared that up - I was concerned for Kev's (and your) sanity for a minute there! |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2008, 06:11:35 PM » |
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Neighbours theme tune
emmerdale theme tune
eastenders theme tune
coronation street theme tune
you spotting a pattern here ?
Spooky - was going to post this myself |
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“Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
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« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2008, 07:26:35 PM » |
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Are we there yet??? and How much longer! kids eh??
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« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2008, 07:56:31 PM » |
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someone saying I Call when i bluff allin on the river
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Mantis - I would like to thank 77dave for his more realistic take on things.
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« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2008, 08:19:22 PM » |
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Neighbours theme tune
emmerdale theme tune
eastenders theme tune
coronation street theme tune
you spotting a pattern here ?
Haha so true... My neighbours...every sound they make. |
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« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2008, 08:28:48 PM » |
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someone saying I Call when i bluff allin on the river
heart sinking. Oh shit. Oh dear. Do I have to show? I'm guessing of course. Girls never bluff  |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2008, 08:32:20 PM » |
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Siblings fighting
Followed by loud 'thud'
Followed by roar of one of said siblings shouting, 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!'
Tilt supreme
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2008, 08:41:16 PM » |
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Neighbours theme tune
emmerdale theme tune
eastenders theme tune
coronation street theme tune
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so you're a Home and Away fan then I see |
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If you get to the yeasty clunge you've gone too far
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« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2008, 10:06:15 PM » |
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sitting on the bus going to work at 6.30a.m still half asleep no breakfast, then some old dear comes to sit next to you and rustles a plastic bag for ages trying to find something thats not there.
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« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2008, 10:10:43 PM » |
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sitting on the bus going to work at 6.30a.m still half asleep no breakfast, then some old dear comes to sit next to you and rustles a plastic bag for ages trying to find something thats not there.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2008, 10:11:56 PM » |
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The 'bing' sound blonde does when its your turn, then tilts you harder with a horn like noise if you dont take any action..
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"I want to talk about my hand, what do you mean I cant talk about my hand, right im going to talk about the fact that I cant talk about my hand"...
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