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Title: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 21, 2008, 04:17:13 PM
Smoking 15-20 cigs a day, or having junk food for lunch every day, ie mon:mcd's then tue:kfc, then wed:bacon and egg roll etc etc??


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 21, 2008, 04:18:36 PM
Smoking 15-20 cigs a day, or having junk food for lunch every day, ie mon:mcd's then tue:kfc, then wed:bacon and egg roll etc etc??

Depends which you think is more of a problem - lung cancer or heart disease.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 21, 2008, 04:19:15 PM
I'll be the one asking questions here thankyou.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: TheChipPrince on July 21, 2008, 04:21:50 PM
you need food, you dont need cigs...

Smoking is far worse i think, even if its not its horrible full stop.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: cia260895 on July 21, 2008, 04:29:37 PM
If i had to choose between them i'd smoke

both not good.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: steeveg on July 21, 2008, 04:37:40 PM
i smoke myself  but got to be honest, smoking by far


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 21, 2008, 04:41:12 PM
Ok then, fair enough... So doing what I am doing at the moment isn't good.

We've established that in the first few replies...

So, I ask, is there a healthy diet without eating healthy stuff!! I know what I eat now is wrong, but I don't do veg, fruit I only like a banana every now and again...

Help.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 21, 2008, 04:46:03 PM
Smoking 15-20 cigs a day, or having junk food for lunch every day, ie mon:mcd's then tue:kfc, then wed:bacon and egg roll etc etc??

Depends. 

For me, it would be suicidal for me to eat that diet as there's a history of heart disease in my family and my Dad had a heart-attack at 40 and then a bypass at 60.  Not sure smoking wouldn't do me as much damage, but it seems that some people can get away with a poor diet or smoking 20+ a day without shortening their life-span. 

If you want to run that half-marathon in October, I'd suggest both are pretty bad.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: TheChipPrince on July 21, 2008, 04:46:15 PM
if your not a massive fruit and veg fan, how about cereal?  I sit on my arse all day in work, and if i didnt eat cereal for breakfast every day and lunch 50% of the time I know for a fact i'd put more weight on...


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: maldini32 on July 21, 2008, 04:47:19 PM
Rookie i do the same, take aways most nights and i smoke. Me playing football twice a week kinda makes it allright (in my head)!
Thing is ive been eating rubbish ever since i went to uni, but i dont seem to put on any weight. Dont worry about it too much, just maybe ease up on maccy d's a bit.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: maldini32 on July 21, 2008, 04:47:58 PM
if your not a massive fruit and veg fan, how about cereal?  I sit on my arse all day in work, and if i didnt eat cereal for breakfast every day and lunch 50% of the time I know for a fact i'd put more weight on...

Check your PM's, i need your help pretty plz.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: TheChipPrince on July 21, 2008, 04:50:17 PM
if your not a massive fruit and veg fan, how about cereal?  I sit on my arse all day in work, and if i didnt eat cereal for breakfast every day and lunch 50% of the time I know for a fact i'd put more weight on...

Check your PM's, i need your help pretty plz.

yes mate seen it, hardly been on since i read it. I'll get you a reply tonight if i'm online, if not 1st thing 2moz...  :)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: maldini32 on July 21, 2008, 04:54:37 PM
Appreciated very much m8.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 21, 2008, 04:54:44 PM
Rookie i do the same, take aways most nights and i smoke. Me playing football twice a week kinda makes it allright (in my head)!
Thing is ive been eating rubbish ever since i went to uni, but i dont seem to put on any weight. Dont worry about it too much, just maybe ease up on maccy d's a bit.

I was the same at university - ate something and chips every night, washed down with pints of beer, did no exercise and had a 29 inch waist.

Then I hit 25/26 and it all changed.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: maldini32 on July 21, 2008, 04:55:45 PM
Rookie i do the same, take aways most nights and i smoke. Me playing football twice a week kinda makes it allright (in my head)!
Thing is ive been eating rubbish ever since i went to uni, but i dont seem to put on any weight. Dont worry about it too much, just maybe ease up on maccy d's a bit.

I was the same at university - ate something and chips every night, washed down with pints of beer, did no exercise and had a 29 inch waist.

Then I hit 25/26 and it all changed.

I am 25/26.......



Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 21, 2008, 04:57:16 PM
Rookie i do the same, take aways most nights and i smoke. Me playing football twice a week kinda makes it allright (in my head)!
Thing is ive been eating rubbish ever since i went to uni, but i dont seem to put on any weight. Dont worry about it too much, just maybe ease up on maccy d's a bit.

I was the same at university - ate something and chips every night, washed down with pints of beer, did no exercise and had a 29 inch waist.

Then I hit 25/26 and it all changed.

I am 25/26.......

Time to start buying bigger trousers then. :)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 21, 2008, 04:57:52 PM
Rookie i do the same, take aways most nights and i smoke. Me playing football twice a week kinda makes it allright (in my head)!
Thing is ive been eating rubbish ever since i went to uni, but i dont seem to put on any weight. Dont worry about it too much, just maybe ease up on maccy d's a bit.

My Dad isn't/wasn't overweight.  He did sport, didn't drink, smoked for 5-10 years but had given up before he was 30.  Still had a heart attack.  Something to do with the lipids increasing the susceptibility to heart disease - and these are genetically determined.  So I am genetically susceptible to heart disease, but I can watch what I eat to reduce the risk.  
 





Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 21, 2008, 04:59:23 PM
Ok then, fair enough... So doing what I am doing at the moment isn't good.

We've established that in the first few replies...

So, I ask, is there a healthy diet without eating healthy stuff!! I know what I eat now is wrong, but I don't do veg, fruit I only like a banana every now and again...

Help.
I have to ask...why don't you "do fruit and veg"?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: steeveg on July 21, 2008, 05:03:33 PM
i am the same, know i should eat a lot more fruit and veg,dont like salads , started eating a lot of stir fry stuff , very tasty , quick and a lot more healthy, few people i know have  a  pasta for there lunch.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 21, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
i am the same, know i should eat a lot more fruit and veg,dont like salads , started eating a lot of stir fry stuff , very tasty , quick and a lot more healthy, few people i know have  a  pasta for there lunch.

People who don't like salads have just not had interesting salads. They had a bit of lettuce once and think 'Salads - yuk'.

A good salad is more tasty than many other meals.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 21, 2008, 05:34:22 PM
Salads, yuk.

My stomach does not like them, I can't help but heave as i'm eating them. I hate tomato's, onions etcetc and the thought of them all mixed together is yuk


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 21, 2008, 05:41:19 PM
Ps, i dont smoke... I hate the idea of smoking, never touched a cig, but just figured that what I am doing in a similar way is just as bad and need to stop!

I get up, I don't normally eat breakfast... if I do it's Frosties.
Lunch, at work I have mcd's kfc and a sandwich bar within 2 mins away, and failing that gregs up the road.
Dinner, I either don't have anything or have Mild curry super noodles!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: maldini32 on July 21, 2008, 10:03:54 PM
Yeah i hate rabbit food an all! No taste to it and does'nt even fill you up.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: mondatoo on July 21, 2008, 10:11:30 PM
i am the same, know i should eat a lot more fruit and veg,dont like salads , started eating a lot of stir fry stuff , very tasty , quick and a lot more healthy, few people i know have  a  pasta for there lunch.

Pasta's aren't good for you i don't think unless you do loadsa excercise.I don't smoke as i have asthma but i do eat crappy foods everyday and do no excercise but hey,you gotta die of somethihg i suppose.Am thinking of getting a wii to do bit excercise,Then again i've been thinking of going 3 days living on just water and chewing gum(just for a challenge really) very unlikely i'll do either.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: dik9 on July 21, 2008, 11:00:48 PM
I don't eat ANY veg and I am allergic to fruit, I have smoked 40 a day for 25 years. At least 3 takeaways a week, and do not exercise.
Dad died of heart attack, mom from cancer.

In all seriousness I don't feel well either and have been thinking about changing my lifestyle, but I am just too bloody lazy. I even contemplated buying a Wii Fit for 10 minutes, but decided that i needed another sleeve of fags for the week instead  ;noflopshomer;


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: celtic on July 21, 2008, 11:22:58 PM
have u tried having salad mixed with something else?

like a large doner for instance.... kills the taste of the tomato.

Seriously tho rooks, fags are worse but health eating is important obv. ur still youmg enough to educate yourself to eat better.

i dont practise what i preach however, am over 16st, eat take aways / junk almost every day and smoke 20-30 fags a day.and my only exercise is walking to and from the car. I'm 35 and know i wont see a lot more years if i continue like this so will have to change. I may even start a diary on blonde..........


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: brummieboy on July 22, 2008, 01:00:55 AM
I've been trying to eat a lot healthier recently but my body just doesn't cope with fruit, tried rasberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes etc but I get really bad stomach ache after eating them.
Wonder if my body will ever get used to fruit, or has my years of abuse ruined my gut.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: RED-DOG on July 22, 2008, 06:31:37 AM
Salad is not so bad if you fry it.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 08:40:02 AM
I've been trying to eat a lot healthier recently but my body just doesn't cope with fruit, tried rasberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes etc but I get really bad stomach ache after eating them.
Wonder if my body will ever get used to fruit, or has my years of abuse ruined my gut.

if you eat too much fruit your stomach will indeed hurt like hell.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 22, 2008, 09:35:20 AM
I've been trying to eat a lot healthier recently but my body just doesn't cope with fruit, tried rasberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes etc but I get really bad stomach ache after eating them.
Wonder if my body will ever get used to fruit, or has my years of abuse ruined my gut.

You will need to take time to adjust your digestive system - start slowly.

One thing that has struck me at blonde bashes is just how very fat the forum is - far fatter than the general population.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Claw75 on July 22, 2008, 10:58:31 AM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: pokefast on July 22, 2008, 03:19:51 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 03:20:58 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: pokefast on July 22, 2008, 03:24:02 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)

lol.

I suffer from irritable bowel ( although her indoors is insistant that all of me is irritable ) and the bits are pure fibre!

Was hard at first because i can't eat white bread now either just wholemeal yuk! but its ok drenched in marmalade.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 22, 2008, 03:26:14 PM
I've been trying to eat a lot healthier recently but my body just doesn't cope with fruit, tried rasberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes etc but I get really bad stomach ache after eating them.
Wonder if my body will ever get used to fruit, or has my years of abuse ruined my gut.

You will need to take time to adjust your digestive system - start slowly.

One thing that has struck me at blonde bashes is just how very fat the forum is - far fatter than the general population.

Is that poker players in general, or just blondes though?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 22, 2008, 03:26:47 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)

lol.

I suffer from irritable bowel ( although her indoors is insistant that all of me is irritable ) and the bits are pure fibre!

Was hard at first because i can't eat white bread now either just wholemeal yuk! but its ok drenched in marmalade.

Have you tried eliminating dairy from your diet?  That can often be a trigger for IBS.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 03:30:39 PM
I find the same..If I eat "normal" white bread like Kingsmill or shitty breakfast rolls I die a slow painful death unless I take Rennies..if I eat fresh white bread I am fine though...though, to go with my healthy eating thing, I now eat the break with loads of seeds and grains in it...not even too bad, I have to say.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: MrsBoldie on July 22, 2008, 03:31:30 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)

lol.

I suffer from irritable bowel ( although her indoors is insistant that all of me is irritable ) and the bits are pure fibre!

Was hard at first because i can't eat white bread now either just wholemeal yuk! but its ok drenched in marmalade.

Have you tried eliminating dairy from your diet?  That can often be a trigger for IBS.

That's very true.  I can no longer eat lactose as it was causing me no end of stomach problems including IBS.  Unless I eat dairy by mistake now, I never suffer from it.  Doesn't shift the irritable Boldie syndrome though - but I enjoy that in a strange masochistic way....


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: pokefast on July 22, 2008, 03:31:43 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)

lol.

I suffer from irritable bowel ( although her indoors is insistant that all of me is irritable ) and the bits are pure fibre!

Was hard at first because i can't eat white bread now either just wholemeal yuk! but its ok drenched in marmalade.

Have you tried eliminating dairy from your diet?  That can often be a trigger for IBS.

I haven't as yet no.

Tbh i don't know an awful lot about it yet as its only been a few weeks all the doctor says was stop smoking which i'm trying to do although that would be my doctors advice for a broken leg and to incorporate more fibre into the diet which i'm trying to do slowly.

Need to find a way of making a salad interesting!.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: pokefast on July 22, 2008, 03:33:13 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)

lol.

I suffer from irritable bowel ( although her indoors is insistant that all of me is irritable ) and the bits are pure fibre!

Was hard at first because i can't eat white bread now either just wholemeal yuk! but its ok drenched in marmalade.

Have you tried eliminating dairy from your diet?  That can often be a trigger for IBS.

That's very true.  I can no longer eat lactose as it was causing me no end of stomach problems including IBS.  Unless I eat dairy by mistake now, I never suffer from it.  Doesn't shift the irritable Boldie syndrome though - but I enjoy that in a strange masochistic way....

 :o

 


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 03:35:52 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)

lol.

I suffer from irritable bowel ( although her indoors is insistant that all of me is irritable ) and the bits are pure fibre!

Was hard at first because i can't eat white bread now either just wholemeal yuk! but its ok drenched in marmalade.

Have you tried eliminating dairy from your diet?  That can often be a trigger for IBS.

That's very true.  I can no longer eat lactose as it was causing me no end of stomach problems including IBS.  Unless I eat dairy by mistake now, I never suffer from it.  Doesn't shift the irritable Boldie syndrome though - but I enjoy that in a strange masochistic way....

 :o

 

+1, I'm shocked at that statement...SHOCKED I TELL YA!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 22, 2008, 03:36:33 PM
I've been trying to eat a lot healthier recently but my body just doesn't cope with fruit, tried rasberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes etc but I get really bad stomach ache after eating them.
Wonder if my body will ever get used to fruit, or has my years of abuse ruined my gut.

You will need to take time to adjust your digestive system - start slowly.

One thing that has struck me at blonde bashes is just how very fat the forum is - far fatter than the general population.

Is that poker players in general, or just blondes though?

At APAT weekends I think the Blondes are generally fatter than average. The only other real live poker I play is mostly against young Chinese guys, who are rake thin.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 03:47:25 PM
Just been shopping.

Not gone too healthy - just got me some lunch stuff so i dont have to eat this shit every day. Not only are bacon and egg rolls bad with mcd's etc but its also pretty expensive in the long run.

Bought some chicken breast and rolls and bread, so sandwiches are good. Got some banana's! And have some cupasoup too if necc..

Honey Nut Corn Flakes for breakfast now so I don't feel the urge to go to mcd's for a big breakfast!!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 03:47:49 PM
Oh, and Yakult - who else has these?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 22, 2008, 03:49:00 PM
Just been shopping.

Not gone too healthy - just got me some lunch stuff so i dont have to eat this shit every day. Not only are bacon and egg rolls bad with mcd's etc but its also pretty expensive in the long run.

Bought some chicken breast and rolls and bread, so sandwiches are good. Got some banana's! And have some cupasoup too if necc..

Honey Nut Corn Flakes for breakfast now so I don't feel the urge to go to mcd's for a big breakfast!!

You're a new man!



Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 22, 2008, 03:49:36 PM
Oh, and Yakult - who else has these?

Used to.  Didn't notice any benefit so stopped as they aren't cheap and I'm tight.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 03:49:53 PM
Just been shopping.

Not gone too healthy - just got me some lunch stuff so i dont have to eat this shit every day. Not only are bacon and egg rolls bad with mcd's etc but its also pretty expensive in the long run.

Bought some chicken breast and rolls and bread, so sandwiches are good. Got some banana's! And have some cupasoup too if necc..

Honey Nut Corn Flakes for breakfast now so I don't feel the urge to go to mcd's for a big breakfast!!

You're a new man!



Lol, pisstaker!!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 03:50:21 PM
Oh, and Yakult - who else has these?

Used to.  Didn't notice any benefit so stopped as they aren't cheap and I'm tight.

£2.70 for 7 days.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 22, 2008, 03:50:52 PM
Oh, and Yakult - who else has these?

Used to.  Didn't notice any benefit so stopped as they aren't cheap and I'm tight.

£2.70 for 7 days.

Pricey, aren't they?  That's a pint in the pub that is.

;D


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 03:52:37 PM
Ps... I'm cooking cottage pie tonight! Uh oh... Ling is the taster.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Jon MW on July 22, 2008, 03:56:54 PM
...
Need to find a way of making a salad interesting!.

Quantity and Diversity.

Although the quantity bit might just be because I'm greedy, but f you have 5 or 6 different elements to a salad (rather than just lettuce and tomato for example) then it makes it much more palatable.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 04:02:36 PM
I started having a salad with Tuna for lunch. Just got some Salads from asda Lettuce, Cherry tomatoe, potatoes, egg and cucumber in there (1.50 or something like that) and got some of them John West sachest of Tuna in chili sauce..nuke the Tuna..stick in the salad and you're done...and perfectly edible :) (Though the Tuna smells like catfood when it comes out of the sachet)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: gatso on July 22, 2008, 04:22:50 PM
salad bar at the supermarket will solve all your salad problems. you get 20-30 different things to choose from and can have as much of each one as you like. you can't fail to find something you like


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 06:28:20 PM
Ps... I'm cooking cottage pie tonight! Uh oh... Ling is the taster.

It's currently browning off in the oven.

I think I did good, i banned ling from the kitchen while I was preparing it, as a proper chef should.

I will let you know if she survives or not.



Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Claw75 on July 22, 2008, 06:29:19 PM
*awaits dinner party invite from rooks*


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 22, 2008, 06:30:40 PM
Ps... I'm cooking cottage pie tonight! Uh oh... Ling is the taster.

It's currently browning off in the oven.

I think I did good, i banned ling from the kitchen while I was preparing it, as a proper chef should.

I will let you know if she survives or not.



Rooks ... I am concerned mate, have you got a pinny on ?  


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Claw75 on July 22, 2008, 06:35:16 PM
Ps... I'm cooking cottage pie tonight! Uh oh... Ling is the taster.

It's currently browning off in the oven.

I think I did good, i banned ling from the kitchen while I was preparing it, as a proper chef should.

I will let you know if she survives or not.



Rooks ... I am concerned mate, have you got a pinny on ?  

(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17851789.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BE58F8179-3494-4BA0-AA07-EF3DC5912255%7D)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: redsimon on July 22, 2008, 06:45:50 PM
do you like smoothies rookie?  I'm not a great fruit eater either, but I try to have a glass or two of smoothie a day to get some in me.  Soup's good as well if you don't like veg too much as it's easy to disguise it :)

Good advice.

I hate fruit but love the innocent smoothies and have at least one a day.

Never been a breakfast eater until recently but now i have toast and orange juice ( with bits! ) every morning and its surprising how a liitle change makes you feel better.

Orange juice with bits...just one step too far for me..it's just not natural! ;)

lol.

I suffer from irritable bowel ( although her indoors is insistant that all of me is irritable ) and the bits are pure fibre!

Was hard at first because i can't eat white bread now either just wholemeal yuk! but its ok drenched in marmalade.

Have you tried eliminating dairy from your diet?  That can often be a trigger for IBS.

I haven't as yet no.

Tbh i don't know an awful lot about it yet as its only been a few weeks all the doctor says was stop smoking which i'm trying to do although that would be my doctors advice for a broken leg and to incorporate more fibre into the diet which i'm trying to do slowly.

Need to find a way of making a salad interesting!.

I imagine most Doctors auto advise "stop smoking" but I am 99% sure as a sufferer from CIBD for over 8 years that there is no link between smoking and IBD, Crohns or ulcerative colitis (unless the orifice you smoke from is not the usual one!) :)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 06:53:36 PM
She went back for seconds!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 22, 2008, 06:55:25 PM
bring her over to pompey dogs for a hot chocolate as dessert ;)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
bring her over to pompey dogs for a hot chocolate as dessert ;)

Too late mate! In luton.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:13:33 PM
:)



Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 22, 2008, 07:14:31 PM
whats that sposed to say on the top ? :D

looks like "143" .. is that how many attempts you had before you got 1 that was worthy of a pic :D


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:15:26 PM
:)



Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:15:42 PM
Look at the green stuff inside that!!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 07:16:56 PM
Look at the green stuff inside that!!

they look like tinned peas! Say it ain't so, Rooks!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:19:56 PM
Look at the green stuff inside that!!

they look like tinned peas! Say it ain't so, Rooks!

No. Came in a pack, frozen, peas, baby carrots, and runner beans.

I have to say, if they were baby carrots, i would hate to see full sized! Still had to chop the things down a bit.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:20:32 PM
whats that sposed to say on the top ? :D

looks like "143" .. is that how many attempts you had before you got 1 that was worthy of a pic :D

Jealousy.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 22, 2008, 07:21:21 PM
whats that sposed to say on the top ? :D

looks like "143" .. is that how many attempts you had before you got 1 that was worthy of a pic :D

Jealousy.

LMFAO

so whats the 143 about then ?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:22:07 PM
whats that sposed to say on the top ? :D

looks like "143" .. is that how many attempts you had before you got 1 that was worthy of a pic :D

Jealousy.

LMFAO

so whats the 143 about then ?

Random Number obv ;)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 07:31:56 PM
Look at the green stuff inside that!!

they look like tinned peas! Say it ain't so, Rooks!

No. Came in a pack, frozen, peas, baby carrots, and runner beans.

I have to say, if they were baby carrots, i would hate to see full sized! Still had to chop the things down a bit.

OK good man..peas are meant to be made from frozen :)

impressive pie mate...


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Ginger on July 22, 2008, 07:33:39 PM
Saw the 143 and got it within seconds, bless xx


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 22, 2008, 07:34:52 PM
Rooks !!!


Jane told me ... ffs, have a word with yaself ya big jessy !!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Graham C on July 22, 2008, 07:44:36 PM
do tell.
Nice pie Rooks, you da man


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:45:02 PM
Rooks !!!


Jane told me ... ffs, have a word with yaself ya big jessy !!

LOLOL.... Every once in a while mate you have to do these things...

Saw the 143 and got it within seconds, bless xx

Obv, you are a female!

I banned Ling from the kitchen while I was making it, put the 143 in, cooked it, and got it out and thought bloody hell thats turned out well! Thought it would come out not being able to see. Obv I had to actually point it out to Ling before she saw it. Dropping hints and everything! She nearly got the spoon in before she noticed!!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 22, 2008, 07:45:54 PM
Not bad for my first effort at cooking anything!!! Anyone got any requests for me to cook next time ?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 22, 2008, 07:46:24 PM
do tell.
Nice pie Rooks, you da man

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=143


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: gatso on July 22, 2008, 08:12:22 PM
do tell.
Nice pie Rooks, you da man

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=143

wtf???? going by that definition it could also mean 'I hate you' or 'a dead cat'


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Ginger on July 22, 2008, 08:28:30 PM

wtf???? going by that definition it could also mean 'I hate you' or 'a dead cat'

I think if Rooks had put a message on a shepherds pie meaning 'a dead cat' he wouldn't be alive to post the pics!

Obvious what it meant, I'm even shocked that none of you realised without Andrews link, Shame on you, you unromantic men!



Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 22, 2008, 08:29:57 PM
Just saw Andrew's link..Jesus Rooks I think that lack of vegetables has turned you soft!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Ismene on July 22, 2008, 08:39:09 PM
Rooks !!!


Jane told me ... ffs, have a word with yaself ya big jessy !!

LOLOL.... Every once in a while mate you have to do these things...

Saw the 143 and got it within seconds, bless xx

Obv, you are a female!

I banned Ling from the kitchen while I was making it, put the 143 in, cooked it, and got it out and thought bloody hell thats turned out well! Thought it would come out not being able to see. Obv I had to actually point it out to Ling before she saw it. Dropping hints and everything! She nearly got the spoon in before she noticed!!


I was HUNGRY - but massive brownie points for rooks lol


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 22, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
Did you vomit after eating the pie, or after seeing the 143 written on it?

;)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Claw75 on July 22, 2008, 09:25:50 PM
anyway - when is the wedding?! ;D


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: RED-DOG on July 23, 2008, 09:08:59 AM
Totaly impressed.

Anyone who can make a pie automatically climbs several rungs on my respect ladder.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Jon MW on July 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
Totaly impressed.

Anyone who can make a pie automatically climbs several rungs on my respect ladder.

Anybody can make a pie, it's whether they take the effort to do so which presumably earns the respect?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 23, 2008, 10:25:24 AM
anyway - when is the wedding?! ;D

Sigh!

I made Ling come on a run with me late last night, think she wants to kill me now.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 23, 2008, 10:26:53 AM
anyway - when is the wedding?! ;D

Sigh!

I made Ling come on a run with me late last night, think she wants to kill me now.

Mate, first you are making her dinner, then you give her an orgasm while out jogging ... YOU DA MAN !!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 23, 2008, 10:30:44 AM
anyway - when is the wedding?! ;D

Sigh!

I made Ling come on a run with me late last night, think she wants to kill me now.

Mate, first you are making her dinner, then you give her an orgasm while out jogging ... YOU DA MAN !!

Lol, i was going to change that to go on a run, but I left it to see who would be the first person to find another meaning! You wasn't favourite tbh! Prob just coz nobody else is online.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Ismene on July 23, 2008, 11:09:20 AM
anyway - when is the wedding?! ;D

Sigh!

I made Ling come on a run with me late last night, think she wants to kill me now.


I was feeling far more psychotic and murderous - (if that's even a word) whilst inhaling enough pollen to kill a small elephant and dragging a body so full of very delicious cottage pie around a seemingly never ending field that i thought i would die. However - i and Rookie survived..... JUST

Had i not taken Kinboshi's advice of a cold bath I'm sure my aching calves would be screaming for justice


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 23, 2008, 01:06:34 PM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 23, 2008, 01:56:13 PM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!

Good man, Rooks.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 23, 2008, 02:01:31 PM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.

Ling made it for me though!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 23, 2008, 02:02:44 PM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.

Ling made it for me though!

even better mate!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Ismene on July 23, 2008, 05:33:03 PM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.


Ling made it for me though!

I'm a mug.... FACT


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 24, 2008, 11:37:49 AM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.


Ling made it for me though!

I'm a mug.... FACT

Hey mug, where was you this morning huh?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 24, 2008, 11:39:33 AM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.


Ling made it for me though!

I'm a mug.... FACT

Hey mug, where was you this morning huh?

She didn't make you lunch for today?...that's a disgrace!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 24, 2008, 11:42:18 AM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.


Ling made it for me though!

I'm a mug.... FACT

Hey mug, where was you this morning huh?

She didn't make you lunch for today?...that's a disgrace!

No. Fkin Women.

You would think she would have done it before she left to go back to Winchester yesterday wouldnt you!! Or come to mine this morning to make it.

I had to rush about this morning and make it myself ffs.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 24, 2008, 11:58:42 AM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.


Ling made it for me though!

I'm a mug.... FACT

Hey mug, where was you this morning huh?

She didn't make you lunch for today?...that's a disgrace!

No. Fkin Women.

You would think she would have done it before she left to go back to Winchester yesterday wouldnt you!! Or come to mine this morning to make it.

I had to rush about this morning and make it myself ffs.

Completely unacceptable!

I make MrsB's lunch everyday..dedication that's what it's all about. Ling should surely do the same for you!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: cia260895 on July 24, 2008, 12:51:41 PM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.


Ling made it for me though!

I'm a mug.... FACT

Hey mug, where was you this morning huh?

She didn't make you lunch for today?...that's a disgrace!

No. Fkin Women.

You would think she would have done it before she left to go back to Winchester yesterday wouldnt you!! Or come to mine this morning to make it.

I had to rush about this morning and make it myself ffs.

so what did you rustle up?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 24, 2008, 12:57:56 PM
First working day of packed lunch today. No mcdonalds!

I even have a banana in there ffs!


Good man, Rooks.


Ling made it for me though!

I'm a mug.... FACT

Hey mug, where was you this morning huh?

She didn't make you lunch for today?...that's a disgrace!

No. Fkin Women.

You would think she would have done it before she left to go back to Winchester yesterday wouldnt you!! Or come to mine this morning to make it.

I had to rush about this morning and make it myself ffs.

so what did you rustle up?

Nothing that has survived my lunch break!

2 x Chicken rolls, one scone, Banana, and some frubes!

Gone down well.

;D


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: cia260895 on July 24, 2008, 02:10:11 PM
Hungry now KFC ANYONE?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 24, 2008, 02:11:36 PM
Hungry now KFC ANYONE?

Subway for me .. 6" wheat, steak and cheese (double cheese OBV) cappuccino and a white choc and macadamia nut cookie FTW !


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Jon MW on July 24, 2008, 02:36:58 PM
Hungry now KFC ANYONE?

Subway for me .. 6" wheat, steak and cheese (double cheese OBV) cappuccino and a white choc and macadamia nut cookie FTW !

Sound's like a good starter - what about your main course?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: TheChipPrince on July 24, 2008, 02:39:35 PM
Hungry now KFC ANYONE?

Subway for me .. 6" wheat, steak and cheese (double cheese OBV) cappuccino and a white choc and macadamia nut cookie FTW !

anyone tried the raggae reggae sauce sub? Opinions?


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: cia260895 on July 24, 2008, 02:53:35 PM
Settled on GREGGS nice chicken bacon lettuce and tomatoes baguette,steak bake then i was going to have a doughnut but thought better of it so went for the apple/cream turnover.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 24, 2008, 03:10:59 PM
Hungry now KFC ANYONE?

Subway for me .. 6" wheat, steak and cheese (double cheese OBV) cappuccino and a white choc and macadamia nut cookie FTW !

anyone tried the raggae reggae sauce sub? Opinions?

I am interested in this as well - it would take a lot to drag me away from my BBQ Rib sub.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 25, 2008, 10:28:09 AM
Grrr... Useless woman.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 25, 2008, 10:35:05 AM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 25, 2008, 12:08:17 PM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!

I know, last time I ever cook for her ! Next pie I bake i'm gonna have it all to myself.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 25, 2008, 12:22:31 PM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!

I know, last time I ever cook for her ! Next pie I bake i'm gonna have it all to myself.

Serves you right for playing the 143 card ... MUG !!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 25, 2008, 12:23:47 PM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!

I know, last time I ever cook for her ! Next pie I bake i'm gonna have it all to myself.

Serves you right for playing the 143 card ... MUG !!

And you're not gonna get an invite to the dinner party if you keep on..


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 25, 2008, 12:26:18 PM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!

I know, last time I ever cook for her ! Next pie I bake i'm gonna have it all to myself.

Serves you right for playing the 143 card ... MUG !!

And you're not gonna get an invite to the dinner party if you keep on..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ dinner party, how old are you again ?? 

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/95sx/hyacinthcopy.jpg)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 25, 2008, 12:29:30 PM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!

I know, last time I ever cook for her ! Next pie I bake i'm gonna have it all to myself.

Serves you right for playing the 143 card ... MUG !!

And you're not gonna get an invite to the dinner party if you keep on..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ dinner party, how old are you again ?? 

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/95sx/hyacinthcopy.jpg)

I will get the vicar round, and the Mayor.



Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: boldie on July 25, 2008, 12:42:49 PM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!

I know, last time I ever cook for her ! Next pie I bake i'm gonna have it all to myself.

Serves you right for playing the 143 card ... MUG !!

Once you "said" it, she will only treat you worse mate...should have kept her waiting for them works Rooks.


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 25, 2008, 01:20:09 PM
Grrr... Useless woman.

Again? This is completely unacceptable Rooks!..You baked her a pie FFS!

I know, last time I ever cook for her ! Next pie I bake i'm gonna have it all to myself.

Serves you right for playing the 143 card ... MUG !!

Once you "said" it, she will only treat you worse mate...should have kept her waiting for them works Rooks.

LOL, it wasnt the first time!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 25, 2008, 01:23:51 PM
Yes, but publicly !! ... she can now take you for granted.

Slippery slope mate, before you know it this will happen

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1980/gallery/340/worm.jpg)


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Ginger on July 25, 2008, 01:27:13 PM
(http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=28125.0;attach=18187;image)

slip started a long time ago...


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 25, 2008, 01:27:58 PM
The prosecution rests your honour !

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 25, 2008, 01:52:15 PM
b*llocks!


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: kinboshi on July 25, 2008, 02:41:45 PM
top b*llocks!

fyp


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: RED-DOG on July 25, 2008, 03:02:28 PM

Fyp


Title: Re: Whats worse?
Post by: AndrewT on July 25, 2008, 03:07:16 PM

FYP