blonde poker forum

(in no particular order)

ice cream
chocolate
toffoc
dancing
singing
falling in love
sunny days
picnics
getting laid
seeing people i love smile
tales of triumph over adversity
fast car+clear road
getting a bluff through

Ah, this is a bit more uplifting :)

Again in no particular order...

video games
pub
nandos
doritos
curry
beer
sex
driving
hot days
snow
fruit machines
poker
certain tv programmes
watching people trip over
music

That'll do. I should prob go add loads more to the dislikes list to balance it out :)

"The things that piss you off" thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I LOL'd and spilt coffee on my desk

Better thread imo

Err

Finishing a shift
Curry
Beer
Cold guinness
Walks in dry weather
Getting off a plane in a foreign country n the heat hits you
Smell of fresh carpet
3 bet bluffing
Sleeping
Skiving

Good nights out
Good restaurants
Holidays
Time off
Gym
Chocolate
UCI hotdogs (not that I go to the cinema anymore sighhh)
Chinese takeaways
Indian takeaways
Fish 'n' Chips

Man U losing
Cold Milkshakes
Watching a good film without knowing anything about it
6.30pm Fridays
Holidays
Jokes
Music

Cold Guinness
Single malt
Cypriot brandy
Vegas
The kids
The granddaughter
Joo (better get that in )
Sun on my face
Smell of freshly cut grass
Ice cream
AA in the hole
Going to my fave Thai restaraunt with the family
Sunrise

Sunsets
Walking in the woods (particularly in autumn when the ground is covered in crunchy leaves)
Being pampered
Watching hannah's school plays
Climbing into a freshly made bed
Cuddles
Going to gigs
Steak
Mince and potatoes
The sound of the sea

making money
good food
babies crying

Getting paid whilst not even in work...as in today....magic...

Paul ho
Sovietsong
Stuart hopkin

Mitchell johnson's aggression in poker.

Good food

Agreed - he was much better than Orville.

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fresh coffee

Winning our cricket leagues 20/20 after we went into finals day (3 teams, each playing each other once) as the clear whipping boys. As good as it gets!

Others include:

dining out
floating (poker)
winning monies off friends (its worth twice as much)
achieving goals
doing a good deed, or witnessing someone else carry out an act of selflessness
Yorkshire tea

telling people how good i am at poker....then proving it over and over again

Getting it quietly

Nando's
Black Pudding
Kebabs
Curry
Chinese

WINNING

rollercoasters
eating fish and chips by the seaside
holidays
fancy dress
blonde bashes
cream teas
fresh flowers
anti-railing vinny

Roast lamb with mint sauce.

cocktails
tequila
root beer
dr pepper
diet coke
coffee
sour cream
guacamole
olives

(i'm thinking 'eating and drinking' would have been easier)

Followed by Eton Mess

My life.

(good thread)

Are we related?

My kids, it doesnt matter pissed off I am as soon as I see them nothing in the world matter.

Just had a great fathers day with them

The return to posting of Jeeves.

my two daughters
mcdonalds chocolate milk shake
my bank balance before my divorce
japanese rain goggles
BJ's
sexx of most descriptions
poker
fast car
pickle pork pies
celtics fashion sense  ( makes me laugh more than happy )

10am every morning, when my lazy ass dog awakes from his self induced coma and starts prodding me with his nose to tell me its walk time

good timing. I was having a convo last night about cinema hotdogs. we couldn't work out why they make them as we'd never seen anyone actually buy one. now I know at least one person has

the rock

this isn't the 'put your vegas trip report here thread'. Shame the first 3 all involve you and Vin.

ur welcome to join in and lose ur virginity... :)

Lolol dean. U know which gym you'll be going to in vegas?

One for Cos,
Koubes

Me too, they are the best.

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii but you coulda posted that when the greek bakery in camberwell was still open!

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42202.msg1388326#msg1388326 (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42202.msg1388326#msg1388326)

Betting
Eating
Seeing ppl bust tournaments

The "Don't like" thread entries are mostly one example of something you don't like with an interesting explanation.

These are mostly lists of things that most people do like with no interesting explanation.

Putting on a pair of jeans/jacket and finding a 5er/10er that you had forgotten about.

Until you find it is a old style withdrawn one and you head off for the dislike thread.

Yeh thread fails. Just a bunch of lists.

When I'm out running and someone smiles or says hello, steps aside to give me space to pass if it's a narrow path, or when they have their dog under control as I pass by.

(off to the other thread)

People that say "shouldn't of" instead of shouldn't have...

Is this in the right thread?

Mrs Paparestis

Sleep, distinct lack of sleep ATM so I love it when I have a cat nap or decent one on a night. I have my two little alarm clocks to wake me at 6am every day so a sleep in was what I got for my birthday )

I thought of some more.  I was just gonna do another boring list, but i'll try to expand.

Haribo Tanfastics.  I love the way they fizz up in your mouth, and the taste reminds me of buying penny sweets when i was a kid.
McDonalds milkshakes.  They're like a drink and a dessert in one. I like drinks and desserts so they make me very happy.
Krispy Kreme doughnuts.  They taste good, and after eating more than one I feel like i've done something very naughty, which also makes me a little bit happy :)
Homemade cards.  Hannah's always making me little cards/pictures, usually just saying 'I love you Mummy'.  how can that fail to warm my heart?

Not necessarily: maybe realising he's got a better grasp of English than them makes him happy.

this thread as it reminds me about the "things that piss you off thread" and how good it is.

Much better.

Runners who give a wide berth when they approach dog walkers from behind rather than charging past too close and moaning when your dog jumps out of his furry little skin.

Brian Martin's new avatar.

that was the one that had me holding my dick to stop myself pissing my pants but did not want to get another red card for being racist.

My upgraded broadband speed

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Sunshine....and people who move their dog shit.

Wow!!  That's slicker than snot on a door knob.

my wife and  my kids every single day 

wrong thread

This made me happy. lol

The growing realisation that most of the things I used to worry about don't really matter.

morning wank

914 or 965?

Tripping people up on trains when they are coming back from the buffet car with a coffee in each hand

was hoping to see "going on a blind date with a lesbian" in this thread

Seeing somebody else fall over

a traffic warden getting the shit kicked out of him

lol. only ever seen this in lock stock and two smoking barrels

Thomas middleton.

The Brit rail at the WSOP

people who appreciate my work on this forum

£1 into a fruit machine. Cash or bust... Jackpot!

people who post in colour on the forum

Seeing a car which is parked on a double yellows with a parking ticket on the windscreen.  ;whistle;


Parking roulette, where it'll either cost me £30 or be completely free for all day parking in the middle of a city.

 posting in blue on blonde

(http://i.imgur.com/typ7Z.gif)

(http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1146079&t=o)

MrsB.

Bouncy little lambs.

Finches in the back garden.

Coming home at the end of, yet another, shitty day in the office.

Boshi.

3:46:11

My son Callum just recieved a first class honours degree in International Businness. The happiest and proud Dad.

WP him, and WP you for your fine breeding skills obv.

i bought a soda stream today.  drinking lots of soda water and lime makes me happy.

Congratuations :)

nice wp

Indeed lol

Congrats indeed.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall, making me laugh, brilliant film

Ronaldo's (from DTD) pizza shop that deliver pizzas and a bottle of rose wine at 12.30am  ;D

Wow. That's the perfect take away for me n the wife. Is it in nottingham

Yup  :)  cheap too if you can be arsed picking it up yourself

http://www.pizzaitaliatakeaway.co.uk/

Sunshine and good company

warm wheatabix

The doctor turning up to see my mum and accepting the situation is more severe than he thought.

<3 Paul Ho

That I was going 70mph and not 71 when on the motorway this morning.

Trucks are scary things when they crash through the central reservation and come straight towards you.

Brakes rule!

R.I.P the poor schmuck that drove the truck though.

!

(If you'd been going 85mph, you wouldn't have had to brake)

If you'd been doing 120mph all the kerfuffle would've happened in your mirrors.

Work colleague of mine was killed a few years back by a shed tyre from a lorry coming the opposite way along the motorway. It bounced over the central reservation and hit her windscreen flush on and she was killed instantly.

True enough..but it would have meant going in to work today, whereas now I could spend 4 hours sitting on the motorway waiting to give my statement..and I got a day off work as the motorway stayed closed for ages so now get to spend the rest of the week catching up on my work.

Phil Hellmuth

Apple Belgian Buns - the size of plates - for a pound

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all the people who say live poker is lol bad and the fact they never cash and keep playing makes me piss my pants.

Laughing at people who don't understand variance.

;)

my family

This made me chuckle.

Things that annoy boshi like the daily mail etc  ;D

Dairylea triangles

Eggheads

Ignorance

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4
gime

Bubble baths

Runner Runner

Tanned top heavy lovelies

Reading stuff like this;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8621392/Saturn-storm-pictured.html

How cool is it that we can see this stuff?

Some Saturdays, Boldie

This upcoming Saturday when I have nothing to do other than watch the horsies and there's great racing on telly.

NOTW closing makes my day.

Get it in your eye Murdoch!

Got my website issue resolved, over 6 months of annoyance solved this morning :)

I've got a stag do at Ascot races on Saturday, sort me a nap out please Bold one.

have you tried girgy? :)

Nice, Ascot should be great fun tomorrow.

should have something mate..just need to study for a fair few hours tomorrow...soooo much good racing.

Cheers, get cracking please, I leave at around 11:30 am :D

Only joking

the twins toby n jake wanting a dragon cake and a lobster cake for their birthday. not exactly ace of cakes but my wife makes a cracking effort.

Today, Boldie

pics ?

microwave popcorn

got pics on phone but no idea how to get em on here

Luddite

I'd be happy if kinboshi would invite me to google +

fake or fortune

sebastian vettel doing a brummie accent

:)

Anyone else want one?

 ;indestructable;

PM me your gmail account and I'll send an invite.

this, really funny guy

ringing up sky to cancel movies and they snap offering me 20% off my total bill for a year if i kept them :)

the lynx advert on the side when u are looking at ur hotmail account

Producing email evidence stating that a mother fecking brown nosed, shit breathed cockroach who denied all knowledge of a project was the authoriser of said project.

EvilPie calling me awesome

Just got a small franking machine at work, puts our logo, phone number and webite on our post, very exciting :)

Booking Vegas.

Finding money in the pockets of old clothes

lol that's the kind of thing i would get excited about

tried Anne Summers?

purleassseee




it's 'Ann' Summers.  There was a girl at my school called Anne Summers.  I was the only one who found this amusing - the rest of them were either very sheltered or too kind.

Primus make me happy
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cW5LcTQovM

Wow, haven't listened to Primus in aaaaaaaaaaaaaages.

thanks Silo, will spend some time on youtube now :)

Miranda Lambert makes me happy (http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/outfitted/cowboy.gif)

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pp66FNd54M

My 11 year old lad who just got level 5's bordering on 6's accross the board in his SATS.

EDIT: Just for fairness my daughter also makes me happy.

There was one time I went through my wardrobe to find a pair of jeans and saw the corner of a £50 poking out of the pocket of some old jeans I don't really wear anymore. When I went into the pocket to pull it out, I discovered a total of £400 in there. Obviously I'm a complete degen to just leave that sort of money lying around and forgetting about it, but what a feeling.

Also, my girlfriend brought me Double Stuff Oreos over from Canada + a big mug of milk = something that makes me happy.

manbags

Being in charge of multi-million pound contracts so that suppliers pay for you to go to England-Holland at Wembley :)

(http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww270/bobalike/beaver.jpg)

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corruption and back handers. and you are the news of the worlds biggest hater. may have to get the sun onto you lol

lol, yeah. We have a very clear "anti-corruption" policy in my company. Mainly because Telecomms always used to be ridic corrupt. We can still accept hospitality packages though :)

yes coz guy offering you this package is no more likely to get the deal than the guy offering a better service at a lower price but  no sweetner. i would even expect this guy to be god parent to one of your kids.  rotflmfao

I know, it's a pretty messed up deal TBF. Obv when someone is offering the same deal but the other guy throws in a little sweetener the other guy is more likely to get the deal. The whole anti corruption thing is just so there isn't any "brown envelope" non-sense going on...I got into Telecomms too late for that :(

Another thing that makes me happy. Beef Wellington for dinner.

oh yes. now your talking.

Fish finger butties.

Easy days at work when I just pop into some of the docs offices in the hospital and they are all there and have time to speak to me  :)

Packing boxes & getting rid of accumulated junk (I'm moving!)

My 3 boys always make me smile

Stuart Hopkin :-)

hes a bellend love.

(http://www.kimboslice.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ept_sports_mma_experts-918738618-1273387603.jpg)

LOL
Hope you enjoyed Vegas, see you next weekend x

Getting on a plane at 20:05 tomorrow night and saying goodbye to all things shit for a whole 7 days

Played live pokers for the first time in a couple of years (or so) last night.  Didn't win anything but it made me happy.  Think I'll go again soon.

the gym and the swimming pool

thinking how happy you are always makes me smile in my mad house :)

11 hours 5 mins ....not that i am counting

Having over a million chips in a tournament - any tournament  ;D

Spurs losing

The birds in Newcastle that wear next to nothing around town at night  ;kev;

cheers mate thinking of the herbies makes me happy

Boshi posting in a religious thread.

Live stream for poker events

Speshilleeee when Trigg is chippy daddy and spewy is going for a birthday bink!!

jersey shore

Songs with "brrrap brrrap" them

~Such as?

Clearly not down wi'da kids Boldie

Tinie Tempah's Written in the Stars is my daughters main choice but I think there's another

Just about anything by Jedi Mind Tricks. ;snoopy'sguns;

lol, I actually have that CD (Ripped, obv not paid for it) can't remember there being brraps in them though.....the CD being shit obv doesn't help as I've only listened to it a few times.

Discovering new drinks which are immense.

Brother's Toffee Apple Cider. mmmmmmmmmmmmm nom nom.

Will lose your teeth though.

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Got head hunted by a UK defence company last Tuesday, had an informal interview on Wednesday and job offer on Thursday.
Accepted job today and handed notice to current employer today.
:)

whee - well done bobalike! :)up

Ta very much.

Congrats!

Realising it's less than a month until the trip of a lifetime ;)

Very nice job.

I wish Telecomms was still like that :(

FYP

Congrats bruv.

The telecomms job market in the UK used to be very buoyant.

Then foreigners started coming over, stealing our jobs.

yup thats what it is

+1...I always blame the foreigners...They had the bloody nerve to actually make shit work in Telecomms and thereby did us proud British-God Save the Queen-honest-hardworking-"Man I miss Thatcher, she would have sorted them out" out of a feckin' job.

I was talking about you lol

Lol u being serious? Do u vote for the bnp?

of course he's not - it was a joke aimed at boldie.  quite funny too!

I thought it was funny too.

^^^^

Dewi`s horse tips

Winning a score on a bingo scratchcard tonight....wiiiii

Free holiday money from party poker  :)

Pregnancy test kits keep saying -ve despite my wife being 3 weeks late.

Who are you callin a foreigner?


I'm as God and Thatcher lovin' British as this guy

pmsl. you are the best boldie

Dewi.

I'm going to buy a new car.

 ;D

Just like a golf?

lol. Not sure what we're getting yet but unlikely to be a Golf this time.

The simple things that cost nothing.....like coming home from work and your 2 yr old son running up to you for a hug.

That and knowing I'm out on the piss all day Saturday.

^^^^^^^^
Pretty much anything to do involving my kids makes me happy

Sigh, if only I was Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr..I am sure I could have come up with a cracking joke about this statement.

That M&S advert

New pillows.

Seeing my son for the first time in nearly 3 months.

this my 8 year old does this most days!

That must be very special.

Some of the things kids say. My sis and bro in law got all excited for their 2 1/2 year old daughter, her first ever visit to see Santa! Waited in the queue, sat her down ceremoniously on his lap, regaled in his finest costume 'Ho ho ho! And what would you like me to bring you from Lapland this year? Have you been a good girl?'


pause


pause


'Are you really just a man?'  Epic win lol.

The build up to ......
......
...

the only thing worse than Christmas Day is the Build up to Christmas day.

Have you got kids boldie?

Student loan and tax refund landing on the same day when expecting neither!!

#BinkBetter

xx

Watching son play football and him giving me a thumbs up when he's playing well . Winning the odd poker tourny is nice gave my trophy 2 my son he puts his football cards I'n it

Both camel and Dubai posting in my thread.

going to bed at 11 pm for a good nights sleep. in the middle of the night you are woken up by the wife rubbing your in between bits and you embark on a super human marathon sex session. as you roll off you notice its only 11.30 pm. gotta love a good nights sleep :)

The end of the football season  :)

Enjoy the 4 weeks :)

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birthday tshirt sent from SF :) weee happy.

Being the first person in the office to use a toilet after the cleaners have been.

That's one hell of a game of hide and seek!!

Micky Flanagan performing in Lincoln next year. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii

My dads girl friend had us in stitches this afternoon. Alister was telling her about the his recent school trip to the zoo.  I asked him if he had seen a unicorn. She then says "really a real unicorn. We never saw it when we went."

This made me happy. You're never too old!


Pepsi MAX went to a pick-up game in Bloomfield, NJ pretending to shoot a documentary on a basketball player named "Kevin." Everyone thinks they're there to film a documentary on him. He goes along with a request to introduce his uncle Drew into the game. 


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DnKOc6FISU

Sunshine!!!

Sunshine sucks when you're stuck indoors working, BUT tomorrow afternoon is booked off - foldable BBQ looked out, drive away up a valley near me, lovely little wood by the river, hammock slung between the trees, BBQ on, steak, and possibly a spatchcocked chicken, a trout if I can remember how to guddle one...... and relax.....Will make me happy anyway.

 ;tightend; ;tk;

Two mahoooosive trout just delivered to ours by a neighbour who was out fishing today.  Just about to gut the pair of 'em and cook one.  Would have given you the other if ya weren't so far away.

I'm not a big fish eater, but I'm sure someone would have eaten it. Would only be guddling for showing off purposes ;)

Take the other one - put it on a rack in a metal tin, put some sawdust in the bottom of the tin, put lid on/seal with tinfoil - put tealight candle under the tin - smoked trout for tomorrow. Been told you can do it with tealeaves as well.

Hammock fail - (forgot the treehuggers) but a beautiful day spent by the river. Trout jumping, yellow wagtails, ravens croaking in the distance.... A hell of a lot better than working!

How could you not smile at this?

Aye -  a cracking picture - well done O'Driscol

He'd just stolen that from a smaller, sicker child. Terrible.

Joking aside, he just epitomises the True Gentlemanly nature of the sport. Quality bloke, BoD.

Hitting my 2nd ever home run at softball tonight in 9 seasons of playing

Peeling dead skin off my feet.

+1, peeling after sunburn as well.

Boom

Weather.

Is it pretty hard to do or are u tez?

Haha! I bat at number 8. I'm basically never incentivised to go for it. I have a slow girl ahead and bad girl behind. I have perfected the low drill 2 base hit as I am a team player!

However yesterday was a rarity as I ended up opening an innings and we were already beat. So I opened the shoulders and put it out the park. Was fun!

FYP

What a lad.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85rvqYvkFIY
:)

haha, brilliant

+1  :D

British strawberries coming back into season  :) hate that imported shite we get from Morocco, Spain, Egypt etc the rest of the year  >:(

Being able to pass off filipino 1 peso coins as 10 pence pieces  ;D

if that is so much of a win surely the metal is worth more than the coin?

Dunno mate, just made me smile thats all. I've been spending them without realizing tbh as I came back with a pocket of them. I was getting really tilted this week at car park machines rejecting a fair few coins that I had, they look so much like 10p coins. I only realized today when I look closely at 1 I had left they were in fact peso coins and not 10p's.

Dynamo.

Different gravy. A Yorkshire David Blaine...the early Street Magic stuff anyway (not the sitting in a box malarkey)

Saw the first series. Has the 2nd one started yet?

Some time in the coming week, I think.

Spent the day with my daughter today, wife was ill so i took her (13months old) on her first bus ride..went into leeds and then to uni i had to pick up something from work.

Sophie fell asleep after having fun on the bus and then all the ladies at work spoilt her rotton with cuddles, she walked across the office giggling and shuntering spin the bobbet tune lol..

made me so happy :)

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getting check raises when you have the nuts on the river..............

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU6VBTGjYkk

my 3 year old saying she misses me and loves me ~:) always make me feel really lucky.

I guess this will stop once she reaches the age where she finds me embarrassing :)

I've found it helps if you try not to dance too much in front of their friends.

I'n 2 hrs going to end of year school play my son singing radio ga ga is a play about queen jubilee . Will try and not cry

A fresh razor blade.

Going to the gym, getting there to find there's a power failure so it's closed...then going to the chippy on the way home.

Technically, I did go to the gym so that's about even, right?

LOL so wrong but I know the feeling.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0


this is huge in asia atm

100 mill views

just makes u smile when u watch it

Open condom star??

yup

its about girls in gangnam how they are normal during the day and how they turn wild at night

Got my meringues made, first ever attempt, not too bad, perhaps too soft in the middle, will cook at a lower temp for longer next time.

Going through old photos on my laptop and finding a video of Christmas morning 2008 with my boys just 2 and 4.

First speed test after an upgrade.

(http://www.speedtest.net/result/2180328007.png) (http://www.speedtest.net)

Thanks, woolly jumper!

Hawksmoor dinners paid for by work  :)

It still makes me happy that this...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1-7dUBdvuI

..became this...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okgo__l3_Oc

Could never tire of this.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSlmqyqB5y0

Then in comes the wobble..............

Peas lol, love 'em

Harvest festival. All three boys at school and went in to watch em this morning :)

the babe on the DTD ad on the right of the screen

you are trying hard to get 300 posts lol :D :D

Kylie's arse on the Jonathan Ross show  ;danafish;

yeah she is hot. Still looking good too.

U saw her in the white dress right?  :)up

yuppppppppppppppppppp yes pls

Yes going up the stairs

Guinness in Dublin on my birthday right now, hic.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw8vSh6t1xw

Thanks Woodsey, that reminded me of this

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgX8gOV4x6w

never seen that before. Quality. Gotta say I do prefer Danni tho coz I like brunettes over blondes

Same I prefer Danni. Kylie is a strange one for me, I don't think she is especially 'pretty' tbh, but she's just got something, and I don't know what that something is that hooks me in whenever I see her (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/wub.gif)

Kylie for me but that's not saying if Danni came knocking on my door I wouldn't let her in.

888 pokers registration form telling me that my d.o.b. (13/08/1991) is not valid, and i am under the age of 18

the long wait for 888 pokers customer service to get back to me.

At least you have 300 posts :D :D

quit 888, come play 20's at Naps

Golden syrup flavoured porridge  :)

Seeing the Fult Tilt lobby and account balance again!

The Japanese:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV6so87RZNQ

One of my mates pulled Danni one night in a club.

Kind of puts me of, knowing his grubby mitts have been all over her.

American politics. I know fk all about it, but have a ton of american friends, some of the com they spout is so funny its untrue.  :D

Type "completely wrong" in Google search and click Images.

Good one, gonna do some winding up with that tyty.  :)

The build up to Xmas when you have young kids is amazing. My two little ones are so happy and giddy with the lights, events, activities, Santa etc..

3 year old just keeps saying she loves me and mummy all the time and running around lol. Love it.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHwnaYrk0k

when the little guy wins.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBv-zJIWrj0

when the mcdonalds worker has enough.

Brilliant. He deserves a full 5 stars for that

He got off for this but spent 6 weeks in jail before trial...

It's good that he got off but he should never have been locked up in the first place. I don't agree with violence against women but boy did she deserve it.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwAYpLVyeFU


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvY7Nw1i6Kw


:)



Liked that Watchmen clip, next on my list to see

Think this is possibly the funniest things ive seen on this forum.

When the printer shot the first fireball i was in stitches.

All paperwork/expenses and other bullshit done, I'm unofficially finished for xmas (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a351/nanza63/halloween/smiley%20fun%20animation/shhh.gif)(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a351/nanza63/halloween/smiley%20fun%20animation/shhh.gif)(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a351/nanza63/halloween/smiley%20fun%20animation/shhh.gif)  ;yippee;

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q

:)

is this not the guy who got done for abusing his wife. Big court case recently?

Correct.  It's not.

lol ok. I knew I was right

Love this song - he does this as his encore at a lot of live shows.

just play the video and listen and relax

then play this one - which is the alternative encore

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgsn7_hKg7A

That song is beyond incredible!

Inflatable You is the nuts.

Could fill this thread with Minchin stuff - this for instance

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCyMtNl8T8

Think you might be thinking about a British comedian who happens to have long hair as well - Justin Lee Collins.

Tim Minchin is very different to him: he's Australian, he's funny, and he doesn't beat his wife.

yes I saw a fan do a duet with him on his home pc but forgot to turn sound on. :)

I'd be happy to be able to do this.




YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLH5ByIBXTU

When everyone has a go at you for not doing a saver and the main cry baby bubbles

Most unexpected happy thing happened this morning. Went to sainsburys at 9.30 and it was totally dead wtf? I haven't been shopping on a Saturday morning for at least 10 years, it was quieter than a weekday even. Girl at checkout said it always like that until about 10.30 ish. Guess I should actually get my arse out of bed earlier from time to time.

Beating a 4 year old at anything on the Wii

A game of monopoly in the smashed household??
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MigZFRWYHg

So true.

Lol. It was my son Toby I actually beat too.

Lamb chops under the grill.

lamb chops in the belly

Lamb chops in the lamb, coming soon to a field near you.

No fields near me. Couple of butchers tho.

(Enjoy lamb responsibly.)

Haha.

It wasn't a dig at the carnivores. I like my meat as much as the next bloke, I was just reminding peeps to enjoy live lambs too.

No fields near you? Are you sure?

Not a baa lamb in sight.

Ovis is ridiculous.

Ewe lot make me laugh.

People going on massive tilt for the most trivial things.

Just saw a lady at a petrol station lose the plot because it took the cashier maybe 15-20 seconds to press the button inside. She totally blew her top because it was cold and was effing and blinding at the top of her voice on the forecourt where the cashier would probably not hear her anyway. Then the tirade of abuse started again when she went in to pay  :)

Hey Woodsey do you like watching people get upset and abuse other people? I would have thought this would have gone in the piss you off thread or just dont get thread?

No of course not, you're probably right, could have been put somewhere else. But it was honestly extremely funny when she blew her gasket outside and the cashier was none the wiser at that stage. That's what made me think of this thread first.

It happened whilst I was at a petrol station a few years ago and this bloke gave a young female cashier hell over it. She was petrified so I put on my Superman tshirt and flew off ;)

The 24 hour petrol station as you come into Scunny seems to always have the same old dear on working the night shift and obv the door is always locked. Everybody knows that if you use this petrol station late a night you are gonna be there forever. She has a hunchback and moves at about half a mile an hour. She must watch TV out back and is always at least 30 seconds to switch the pump on. Then if you want a sweet or anything from inside the shop she takes forever hobbling round to fetch it and bring it back to put through the box.

One night a young revving Kevin was pretty tilted with the whole experience from putting his £5 fuel into the saxo as he had to wait for her to put the pump on. As I was fuelling up he also had to wait an age his crisps and mars bar but as he is walking back to his car I walked up to pay. At that his girl friend shouts can I have a diet red bull? So as I am getting something from the shop too I shout the old dear and say can you get a sugar free red bull too. I say to the kid behind me " that will save you another 5 minutes".  He just looks at me and says "it don't fucking matter to me".

I just think whatever but as I turn away I hear him say " he fucking asked for a Sugar Free redbull" and in his hand was the normal dark blue version. At that he throws the can straight at the window and it bounces back at him and hits him just under the eye socket opening up a 3/4 inch gash streaming with blood. He looks at me and says is it bad? I look him str8 in the face and say "it don't fucking matter to me"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A+

That's what you'll tell the police anyway

haha. You ain't a friend on Facebook are you? Latest status was yesterday within ten minutes of leaving the house we went swimming with the kids as we do every Sunday morning at the same time and they turn up to say they had received a 999 phone call and the step son let em in to have a look around? Small mercies at least the door was still on its hinges when we got back. :)

Gordon Bennett!

I'm nobody's friend (on Facebook), as I steer clear of that stuff. Too much time spent on blonde for any of that social malarkey

That's too funny mate. Some of these one liners that come out in strange situations are just comedy gold. Which reminds me of a night out in Newquay with a mate of mine who wasn't a troublemaker but always ended up in a ruck. He just could never turn the other cheek when someone minding our own business when this twat knocked into my mate and then acted as if it was my mates fault. The twat started dialogue along the lines of 'what the eff you doing you effing prick, watch where you're going, blah, blah, blah' My mate just told him to F off. To which the the twat starts telling us how good he is a karate, and judo and various other martial arts and how he's trained to expect the unexpected. At which point my mate grabbed him by the ears and put his head through a nearby fruit machine and calmly said 'well you didn't expect that'.

Funnily enough we got thrown out after that.

lol. We are getting to old mates and only have these sort of memories to stop is turning into grumpy old gits.

Comedy story my Mum just told me.

She went to Italy on holiday in the 70's, her and my dad went to visit a family they knew for an evening for drinks and dinner etc.

Loads of really good food was served as you would expect in Italy, one of the courses was a platter of little bits of meat, some had little bones in others not. They just ate it without enquiring what it was and thought it was really good. After they had finished they asked what is was, and it was a platter of all the common little birds in Italy, suppose like sparrows, blackbirds etc.

That might not seem funny on the surface of it, but if you knew how much she liked birds and how much time she takes feeding and looking after them here at her house, you can imagine how horrified she was  :D. She laughs at it now though lol.

Emily 3 my eldest writing her name and younger sisters Sophie on mothers day card and giving the card to mummy in bed along with cooked breakfast...good morning :) then off to swim and treats..love it.

After the airline food is Shite rant from someone I feel the need to report this.

Had a breakfast today/yesterday (my days are upside down) it was alright, not perfect but wtf do u expect? However, there was a perfectly cooked poached egg on all of our trays today (well me and the guys next to me), how the hell did they achieve that on an airline platter? with soft yolk etc?

Learning how to handle yolks is a big part of pilot training these days.

Snow, more specifically snow that drifts due to windy conditions. We had 6-7 foot drifts all the garden and street today. Didn't even have to make an igloo it was right there made for us to go in :)

Getting the Kids into their preferred primary school. Deep breath and relax.

Going to a 3hr research group that pays £80 and being told too many turned up and I can leave, still getting paid..

Good start to my Day.

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Finally sorting out my signal on my freeview box  ;yippee;

British strawberries finally appearing in the shops this year, hate those Spanish/North African tasteless one the supermarkets stock in the cold months.  ;danafish;

I got a feeling...it's automatic.  Got a new used car at the weekend.  Automatic.  7 seater.  Lots of boot space.

My clutch went on the French crap my missus bought a few years ago.  Already spent +£1k keeping it on the road in last 12 months or so.

Father-in-law offered to sell his for less than half-price as he was offered a cut-price used A-class from his Father-in-law same day our clutch went.  Was taxed 6 months and delivered to the door the next morning.  Wax and polish off the Polish that afternoon

Then...due to missus losing her job last month I had to stop paying a debt repayment plan.  One creditor has now given me a six month opportunity to pay off in full with 1% interest only, no charges, and the others I'm going to ask to write off the last few hundred.

When seemingly bad things happen, another opportunity to improve your situation is always around the corner.

Thread needs a bump.

Getting home just as it starts to rain.

Being out in the rain.  ;sark;

 

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From a couple of years ago....

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