I believed I snogged Martine McCutcheon on my 17th birthday, although I do not remember due to being in a drunken stupor. My friends told me I did, and such was my youthful naiivety, I did not question why a star in the midst of her Eastenders fame would feel the need to play tonsil tennis with a scruffy underage kid off his face on sambuca.
Eventually I was told the truth, it was more of a happy birthday peck on the cheek shortly prior to my being carried from the building.
Haven't been as drunk since that day, having resolved that the next time I have any kind of physical contact with a female celebrity to retain some memory of the encounter.
Online is a great place to pratice live poker. Quite lucrative too. When playing in the comfort of my own home I used to shout expletives at times of frustration and whoops of joy when raking in a decent sized or important pot. Both these constitute conduct unbecoming of a gentleman in live poker.
Recently I have practiced showing no emotion to my computer in order to better train myself to keep it all inside playing real poker.
Stands to reason, if you shout at the p.c. every day you'll be more likely to lose control in a card room.
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