LOL 2 of my mates have season tickets for Gillingham, i have found myself singing that. I can't remember them all but they have some real crackers, mostly self mocking.

Ha ha, they certainly do! Such a great atmosphere... i've recently moved back to the area so will be back down there soon.  They have another chant in the stand called 'The Rainham End'

First of all the, the first third of The Rainham End stand up and sing

"We arrrrrrrrrre the Left Side Rainham End,
We arrrrrrrre the Left Side
We arrrrrrre the Left Side
We arrrrrrrre the Left Side Rainham End"

and then the third third sing

"We arrrrrre the Right Side Rainham End,
We arrrrrrrre the Right Side
We arrrrrre the Right Side
We arrrrrrre the Right Side Rainham End"

can you guess where i'm going with this?.........

then the middle third stand and sing

"We arrrrrrrrre the Middle Rainham End,
We arrrrrrrre the Middle
We arrrrrrrrre the Middle
We arrrrrrrrre the Middle Rainham End"

I appreciate it may not look that great in words,... but the sound of it and the sheer repeitivness for a constant 10/15 mins is classic

hmmmmm, good point. I've often wondered the same thing! lol

 .... i'm with ya, I think we're on a slippery slope

I used to be a season ticket holder at Gillingham (they're a footy team in League 1 btw!  ) and they used to have a chant that would crack me up week in week out.

N.B. you have to drag out the first 'celery' in the song lol...... a bit like ceeeeleryyyyy

Anyway, this was it:

"Celery, Ceeeeelery, if she don't cum i'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery"

and then you repeat it about a million times 

Bonjour Bonjour 

They would probably insist on playing the match chained inside a secure box suspended over the river thames, the winner having to escape and reappear on the ground with Debbie Magee

  - that would be fantastic!! lol

BTW, i'm surprised David Blaine isn't getting more support

 

Do one of the poker mags not keep challenging Derren Brown & he keeps declining? I suppose his abilities would be less among people used to bluff & read?

Ahhh, I wasn't aware of that... any idea why he declines?

neither?

As many say Heads Up is the ultimate test of playing the player and not the cards... who's gonna win this battle?

  Quality

No question about it, my favourite line is in Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels at the card game...

"FOLD! Is that the only word they taught you at school Donald... Fold!!??"

"NO PHIL!!!.... They also taught me the word C**t"

  Legendary status in my book but possibly not such a favourite for the ladies with the inclusion of that last word! Sorry bout that but it's the icing on the cake for that scene I reckon.

   We're all waiting eagerly for the punchline mex... although i suspect Flushy has got it right

  what do you call a chav in a box?

I take your point that obviously people aren't familiar with me on here yet but i'd say that the quite blatantly ludicrous options that I have put in my poll can not be seen as anything other than a joke??? 

I'm talking about building a raft out of Argos catalogues!!! C'mon pleeease, how can that be taken seriously?