Funny sport chants

[ItsMrAlex2u]

A load of us went to the recent voided test match at the oval, and were sat with the barmy army, after all day on the ale the singing hit top form late on. This song came out, and perhaps slightly influenced by lager had me in tears laughing.
My previous favourite crowd chant was at the England v Switzerland match in euro 2004 when an england fan yelled at the swiss "You can stick yer toblerone up yer @rse"
This is now my new favourite:

I like pork, I like pork, i like pork on the end of my fork
I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese cause it makes me sneeze
I like ham, I like ham, I ike ham and so does my mam
I like chicken, I like chicken I like chicken cause its finger lickin
I like duck, I like duck, I like duck cause it makes me...



.... HAPPY

Half way through hearing it I was in alcohol induced hysterics wondering where it was going. Brilliant

[TheGreenOne]

I used to be a season ticket holder at Gillingham (they're a footy team in League 1 btw!  ) and they used to have a chant that would crack me up week in week out.

N.B. you have to drag out the first 'celery' in the song lol...... a bit like ceeeeleryyyyy

Anyway, this was it:

"Celery, Ceeeeelery, if she don't cum i'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery"

and then you repeat it about a million times 

[ItsMrAlex2u]

where do these things come from thats what i want to know !!! who sits down and makes them up???
Genious or completely insane, not sure which

[TheGreenOne]

hmmmmm, good point. I've often wondered the same thing! lol

[Royal Flush]

I used to be a season ticket holder at Gillingham (they're a footy team in League 1 btw!  ) and they used to have a chant that would crack me up week in week out.

N.B. you have to drag out the first 'celery' in the song lol...... a bit like ceeeeleryyyyy

Anyway, this was it:

"Celery, Ceeeeelery, if she don't cum i'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery"

and then you repeat it about a million times 

LOL 2 of my mates have season tickets for Gillingham, i have found myself singing that. I can't remember them all but they have some real crackers, mostly self mocking.

[TheGreenOne]

LOL 2 of my mates have season tickets for Gillingham, i have found myself singing that. I can't remember them all but they have some real crackers, mostly self mocking.

Ha ha, they certainly do! Such a great atmosphere... i've recently moved back to the area so will be back down there soon.  They have another chant in the stand called 'The Rainham End'

First of all the, the first third of The Rainham End stand up and sing

"We arrrrrrrrrre the Left Side Rainham End,
We arrrrrrrre the Left Side
We arrrrrrre the Left Side
We arrrrrrrre the Left Side Rainham End"

and then the third third sing

"We arrrrrre the Right Side Rainham End,
We arrrrrrrre the Right Side
We arrrrrre the Right Side
We arrrrrrre the Right Side Rainham End"

can you guess where i'm going with this?.........

then the middle third stand and sing

"We arrrrrrrrre the Middle Rainham End,
We arrrrrrrre the Middle
We arrrrrrrrre the Middle
We arrrrrrrrre the Middle Rainham End"

I appreciate it may not look that great in words,... but the sound of it and the sheer repeitivness for a constant 10/15 mins is classic

[GlasgowBandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKZUEwYtMwc

I enjoyed partaking in this yesterday ohhhhhhhh we had fun!!

[NoflopsHomer]

Newcastle fans at the Cheltenham FA cup match last year, the fast food van man ran past the away stand with a giant sign saying "all food now half price". Instantly the geordies started singing, "Sell all your burgers, You couldn't sell all your burgers..."

[Rookie (Rodney)]

I used to be a season ticket holder at Gillingham (they're a footy team in League 1 btw!  ) and they used to have a chant that would crack me up week in week out.

N.B. you have to drag out the first 'celery' in the song lol...... a bit like ceeeeleryyyyy

Anyway, this was it:

"Celery, Ceeeeelery, if she don't cum i'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery"

and then you repeat it about a million times 

think you ll find this is a 60s chelsea song stolen by gillingham.
usually sung at cup finals accompanied by fans hurling sticks of celery  into the air.

[Suited_Jock]

Cpl of the best ones...


Hibs hearts derby few years back.. Steve fulton gestures the hibs fans and receives a booking from the ref... queue the hibs fans "booked for being ugly , booked for being ugly nananana"

secondly the infamous song about the de boer brothers when they played for rangers

Ones named ronald
Ones named Frank
one missed a penalty the other ones a w!@k

lol

[mex]

Shef wednesday, when Dicanio was there,
D
I
CANIIIOOOO

to the tune of D.I.S.C.O. but i cant remember the verse they would sing.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

one that made me laugh was when i was at the chelsea, werder bremen game a couple of weeks ago...

Gallas
Gallas
Youre a c***
Youre a c***
And you'll always be a c***
You'll always be a c***
A c***
a c***

obviously sung to the tune of Youll never walk alone.

[Sheriff Fatman]

One that made me laugh was during a game vs Sheff Wed a few years ago when Kevin Pressman was serenaded with "He's never seen a salad in his life."

Funniest one heard by opposition fans was Man City supporters singing "I'd rather be in Barnsley than Barbados" in reference to their absent chairman a few years ago.

Sheriff

[ACE2M]

Not that funny in itself but for sheer persistence it cracked me up, at the cricket v australia a group of about 20 english fans sometimes helped by the barmy army relentlessly droaned daammmmiiieeeennn to damien martyn when he fielded on the boundary. They kept it up 6 hours and there was a huge cheer when he pulled his face as ponting took away his every other over rest bite by sending him back to the to the same spot when they changed bowlers.

[Rod Paradise]

The Aberdeen fans had the whole Celtic support laughing a couple of seasons back - they were going through a bad run and for some reason decided to party at Celtic Park - including guys in fancy dress. One guy dressed as a chicken managed to get lifted by the police, which led to the Celtic support asking "Where's your chicken gone?". When Celtic went 5-0 up the Aberdeen Support all started singing "we're going to win 6-5", which became "We're going to win 7-6", then 8-7 in the last few minutes. The Celtic support actually applauded them.