story I heard was old lady said to Tikay'
"are you famous?"
Tikay, "Yes I am actually."
OL, "Well I don't know who you are."
T, "I'm Parky"
OL"No you're not."
T,"OK I'm Aspel"
OL"No, You're definitely not Aspel"
T"Mike Yarwood?"
OL"Yes you could be him."
