new joke thread

[bobAlike]

How many surrealists does it take to change alight bulb?

Fish

[SuuPRlim]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

not gonna lie was hoping for a bit of love for this post

Unfortunately trying to get this one through in a "new joke thread" would get you done under the Trade Descriptions Act.

sigh, only just heard it laughed for days

[geordieneil]

If God had just taken out a few more ribs, Adam wouldn't have needed a woman at all.

[Hairydude]

 

3 parrots for sale £170,£150 and £10. Woman asks "why is that parrot so cheap?" shopkeeper replies "it used to live in a brothel".

The woman thinks its funny,so buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says,"Fuck me a new brothel" the woman laughs.

Her two daughters come home & the parrot says "Fuck me,new prozzies" the girls laugh.

Then the husband comes home and the parrot says,"Fuck me keith ! Long time no see"

[George2Loose]

old joke thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new joke thread

[trafficjam]

A Chinaman applies for a position in an hotel. He is appointed and told he will be in charge of supplies.  Some time later the Supervisor cannot find him, he searches all the rooms and still cannot find him, he searches the store room and the Chinaman jumps out of a cupboard and says SUPPLIES!

[sovietsong]

How long is a chinaman

[gatso]

old joke thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new joke thread

this

can't they be merged? new thread is pointless and it means the old one is being lost along with boldie's excellent contributions and that benefits nobody