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« on: April 11, 2007, 09:40:27 AM »

there are 3 types of poker players

those that can count and those that can't
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2007, 09:52:31 AM »

Correction, there are 10 types of poker player. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2007, 11:01:37 AM »

Fine pair you three turned out to be if ever there was one.












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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2007, 11:14:22 AM »

Correction, there are 10 types of poker player. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Mathematicians celebrate Christmas on Halloween because OCT 31 = DEC 25
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2007, 11:25:41 AM »

Correction, there are 10 types of poker player. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Mathematicians celebrate Christmas on Halloween because OCT 31 = DEC 25

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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2007, 11:42:36 AM »

Kev asks his son what he learned in school that day. His son responds, "Pi r2".

Kev is very angry, and replies, "What are they teaching you in that place?  Cheese on toast are squared; pie are round!"



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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2007, 01:46:37 PM »

Correction, there are 10 types of poker player. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Mathematicians celebrate Christmas on Halloween because OCT 31 = DEC 25

lol
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2007, 06:59:06 PM »

Kev asks his son what he learned in school that day. His son responds, "Pi r2".

Kev is very angry, and replies, "What are they teaching you in that place?  Cheese on toast are squared; pie are round!"



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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2007, 07:15:30 PM »

Kev asks his son what he learned in school that day. His son responds, "Pi r2".

Kev is very angry, and replies, "What are they teaching you in that place?  Cheese on toast are squared; pie are round!"



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LOl Dan,

if you start walking your way to edinburgh now, it will give you time to reflect.


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Yes, I thought it was poor - but I'd typed the bloody thing in so I was posting it regardless...
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2007, 08:59:17 PM »

Death sucks
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2007, 09:08:13 PM »

Death sucks

I don't think so, I googled "the grim reaper performing fellatio" but it didn't come up with any matches.
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