Why you love em...

[RED-DOG]

My no 3 daughter Sadie never forgets anything, she just remembers it wrong

We were doing a pop quiz

Q Who sang Cum on feel the noize

A Sledged

Q Who sang Rag doll

A Walter Raleigh and the Four Seasons

[The Baron]

My ex girlfriend once asked me if the pope was Jewish.

[Bongo]

A few years back I got into a huge argument with my girlfriend.

I had no idea what I had done and everything had been fine when I dropped her home the night before. All I had done since then was sleep. I was pretty sure I hadn't forgotten anything, and she was pissed off before I spoke to her so wouldn't have had time to figure out that I had anyway.

So I probe a bit and find out what was wrong.

It seemed she was dreaming and in the dream I said something nasty, so she blamed me.  >:?

[Royal Flush]

It seemed she was dreaming and in the dream I said something nasty, so she blamed me.  >:?

LOLOLOL

[SQ]

Earlier this year, while I was in Malaysia I was watching TV in my flat with a local girl who I'd recently met. The news was on, and there was a story about David Beckham so I asked this girl if she knew who David Beckham was....'I don't think so' she replied. I was quite surprised as I thought everyone had heard of him so I asked about a few more celebs.

Posh Spice - Yes
The Pope  - Yes (She was very sad that he had died)
Homer Simpson - No

An advert then came on the TV for some Elvis Cds. Laura knoew who Elvis was, but then asked if he was dead or alive!

[AdamM]

And people say it's a small world. It's bloomin not you know