Just ordered Sky Sports, how long can I keep it secret from my missus?

[bolt pp]

just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

[Rookie (Rodney)]

PMSL

[Robert HM]

just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

Yep, I tried something like that, it cost me a house.

[HOLDorFOLD]

just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

Lol, just loving this ... works in theory he he

Well, I'd be pissed if we didn't have sky sports, not for the footie (hmmmmmmm can't see the appeal  ) BUT if I missed the cricket  - grrrrrrrrr

[Robert HM]

It will probably be when the sky envelope comes through the door, like mums invoice did when i accidentally ordered porn!!!

She still wont tell me the pin number to this day and that was 4 yrs ago!!!!!

   Hmmmm.....

It will probably be when the sky envelope comes through the door, like mums invoice did when i accidently ordered porn!!!

She still wont tell me the pin number to this day and that was 4 yrs ago!!!!!

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It will probably be when the sky envelope comes through the door, like mums invoice did when i accidently ordered porn!!!

She still wont tell me the pin number to this day and that was 4 yrs ago!!!!!

For the Sky pin number :-

press Services :- System Setup - System Details.

The PIN Number is the last four digits of the viewing card number (edit. unless it's been changed from the default)

Dougie.

PMSL, this is exactly what i was testing out, when i was in school the boys told me it was the last 4 digits of the sky viewing card so naturally i had to find a channel which had a PIN lock so i could test this theory so i had to put it into a porn channel. Long story short i ordered a rather lovely movie on mature housewives APPARENTLY as i only found this out when mum had rang up sky to querie this £5 bill.

And it was an accident coz i didnt even watch the porn!! If id have realised, the video recorder would have been hooked upto the sybox sharpish to distribute films for a small fee to friends!

I bet you argue the bill at the hotel when they charge you for 'extra services' on the room......that £7 can only be one thing.....

I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject, was it any good?

[DaveShoelace]

just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

 

Brilliant post.

I think I might have painted this to seem more than it is, she wouldnt kick my ass and as I've just bought us a new freezer I think I have some ammo for an arguent.

I just like sneaking around

[Robert HM]

just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

 

Brilliant post.

I think I might have painted this to seem more than it is, she wouldnt kick my ass and as I've just bought us a new freezer I think I have some ammo for an arguent.

I just like sneaking around

Somewhere you can put her to cool down then

[boldie]

tell her there is a freeview promotion on for the start of nthe footy season.

nice one!...I'll use that myself!..you're a genius!

[MANTIS01]

Posted by: bolt pp 
just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

A quite fantastic post!

But remember, it's better to have some access to the football than no T.V. at all.

The novelty of watching Didier Drogba in full-flight will wear off within a week of your new sexless, take-away reliant  lifestyle. So I advise caution. This strategy simply wont work!

I suggest lying instead. Tell her you up-graded to the FULL sky package and this was primarily so the two of you could share romantic evenings and "snuggles" in front of the new Sky Movies channel. You can then suddenly "discover" Sky Sports at a later date!!

[Laxie]

I suggest lying instead. Tell her you up-graded to the FULL sky package and this was primarily so the two of you could share romantic evenings and "snuggles" in front of the new Sky Movies channel. You can then suddenly "discover" Sky Sports at a later date!!

Oooooooooooooh...you're gooooooooooooooooooood!!!   

[londonpokergirl]

just take her out for a nice romantic meal, treat her to an outfit or 2 then tell her

that would work

[jizzemm]

just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

Lol, just loving this ... works in theory he he

Well, I'd be pissed if we didn't have sky sports, not for the footie (hmmmmmmm can't see the appeal  ) BUT if I missed the cricket  - grrrrrrrrr