| Dealer: 'Sorry sir, I only date men who wear their t-shirts under their jumpers.' |
| Play your cards right, you could be the next Abi Titmuss .... |
| Ever danced with the devil by the pale MOOB light? |
| Careful you don't lean over too far luv, this chin could have your eye out! |
| You want to have a look at my pocket rocket? |
| shsssh ,,,,,, i didnt think anyone heard it |
| Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be |
| "Ok, made me smile, it's maybe the best small stack trick done by a left hander but you still need a much bigger stack before I'll even look at ye, 'til then shove it!!" |
| See, I always like to raise LARGE under the gun. |
| I have a huge penis |
| True, there are a lot of fish at this table, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place |
| After another wicked 1-outer handed out, an air of invincibility led Neil to mistakenly believe he was going to make a big score... |
| Go on, touch my moob, he won't bite |
| Do you like David Walliams look-a-likes? |
| now that's what I call a really haaaaaaaaaaaaaard bad beat. |
| What a caffuffle! |
| My stack isn't the only thing that big! |
| and the winner of the cheesiest grin of 2008 goes to........ |
| what first attracted you to millionaire neil channing? |
| having been offered 100-1 on getting the dealers dress off neil couldn't resist the value and turned on the charm |
| Thats not my foot, its not just my stack thats big. |
| Are you a Virgo? I bet you are.... |
| Well, I'm glad you like te size of my stack says neil |
| Dealer embarrassed after asking where his mate Matt Lucas was and realising it wasn't David Walliams |
| Have your ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light? |
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