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Select the best three captions from the list below...
Dealer: 'Sorry sir, I only date men who wear their t-shirts under their jumpers.' |
Play your cards right, you could be the next Abi Titmuss .... |
Ever danced with the devil by the pale MOOB light? |
Careful you don't lean over too far luv, this chin could have your eye out! |
You want to have a look at my pocket rocket? |
shsssh ,,,,,, i didnt think anyone heard it |
Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be |
"Ok, made me smile, it's maybe the best small stack trick done by a left hander but you still need a much bigger stack before I'll even look at ye, 'til then shove it!!" |
See, I always like to raise LARGE under the gun. |
I have a huge penis |
True, there are a lot of fish at this table, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place |
After another wicked 1-outer handed out, an air of invincibility led Neil to mistakenly believe he was going to make a big score... |
Go on, touch my moob, he won't bite |
Do you like David Walliams look-a-likes? |
now that's what I call a really haaaaaaaaaaaaaard bad beat. |
What a caffuffle! |
My stack isn't the only thing that big! |
and the winner of the cheesiest grin of 2008 goes to........ |
what first attracted you to millionaire neil channing? |
having been offered 100-1 on getting the dealers dress off neil couldn't resist the value and turned on the charm |
Thats not my foot, its not just my stack thats big. |
Are you a Virgo? I bet you are.... |
Well, I'm glad you like te size of my stack says neil |
Dealer embarrassed after asking where his mate Matt Lucas was and realising it wasn't David Walliams |
Have your ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light? |
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