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« on: September 20, 2010, 03:04:02 PM » |
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a guy is playing cash poker,when he returns from loo break hes missing a 100 pound chip from his stack ,
every one at the table must have seen who took it,but everey one will lie plus only answer one question yes or no
what douse the guy ask each player to find who has nicked the 100 pound chip
solve it in 1 minute........smart chappie
solve it in 5 minute........smart chappie probley from luton
solve it in 5 minute plus theres a cracking cash game on when shall i send the car for you.
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kinboshi
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 03:06:15 PM » |
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Ask to see the cameras, or maybe the dealer?
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 03:18:56 PM » |
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everyone will lie?...Brilliant..just ask everyone if they took it and the guy saying no will be the guy that nicked it.
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 03:21:12 PM » |
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Ask yourself why you left your money with a bunch of liars....
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thetank
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2010, 03:29:07 PM » |
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Ask them all if they want immediate sex in the bum.
If they don't want immediate sex in the bum they have to lie and will say yes. You can then give them immediate sex in the bum and then move on to the next guy for more immediate sex in the bum.
£100 well spent.
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kinboshi
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2010, 03:47:00 PM » |
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Ask yourself why you left your money with a bunch of liars....
You did. |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2010, 03:49:51 PM » |
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Ask them all if they want immediate sex in the bum.
If they don't want immediate sex in the bum they have to lie and will say yes. You can then give them immediate sex in the bum and then move on to the next guy for more immediate sex in the bum.
£100 well spent.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2010, 04:23:03 PM » |
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a guy is playing cash poker,when he returns from loo break hes missing a 100 pound chip from his stack ,
every one at the table must have seen who took it,but everey one will lie plus only answer one question yes or no
what douse the guy ask each player to find who has nicked the 100 pound chip
solve it in 1 minute........smart chappie
solve it in 5 minute........smart chappie probley from luton
solve it in 5 minute plus theres a cracking cash game on when shall i send the car for you.
Did any of the other players take my chip? The one who says 'Yes' took it. |
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« Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 04:26:01 PM by TightPaulFolds »
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2010, 04:28:30 PM » |
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a guy is playing cash poker,when he returns from loo break hes missing a 100 pound chip from his stack ,
The other two players, the only ones at the table know who took it,but one of them always lies and the other one always tells the truth and both only ever answer one question yes or no (* Sounds like a cash game I know lol)
what douse the guy ask each player to find who has nicked the 100 pound chip
solve it in 1 hour.......smart chappie
solve it in 5 hours........smart chappie probley from luton
solve it in 5 hours plus theres a cracking cash game on when shall i send the car for you.
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2010, 05:10:06 PM » |
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Did any of the other players take my chip? The one who says 'Yes' took it.
so you start with seat 1 and ask them this question, they say yes so you get them nicked and locked up for a 5 stretch not caring that it could've been the dealer, floorstaff, random passer by. columbo you ain't |
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TightPaulFolds
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2010, 05:46:43 PM » |
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Did any of the other players take my chip? The one who says 'Yes' took it.
so you start with seat 1 and ask them this question, they say yes so you get them nicked and locked up for a 5 stretch not caring that it could've been the dealer, floorstaff, random passer by. columbo you ain't lol I agree with 'innocent until proven guilty' but tbh, most people have done several things wrong in their lives that went unpunished, if you find at least one person guilty when investigating a crime then this is a net gain for society imo. (Waits for some bleeding-heart liberal to shout about civil liberties) |
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thetank
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2010, 10:44:54 PM » |
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dude you just got pwned by the gatso
loosely related wiffle will not hide that. One nillage
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2010, 10:47:00 PM » |
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Ask them all if they want immediate sex in the bum.
If they don't want immediate sex in the bum they have to lie and will say yes. You can then give them immediate sex in the bum and then move on to the next guy for more immediate sex in the bum.
£100 well spent.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2010, 10:56:14 PM » |
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Another good thing about that plan is that if you ask someone if he wants immediate sex in the bum and he says no, you and everyone whom you have just had immediate sex in the bum can point and laugh at the poofter.
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2010, 11:09:59 PM » |
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dude you just got pwned by the gatso
loosely related wiffle will not hide that. One nillage
 I have a PhD in loosely related wiffle lol |
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