Their are no poker Gods as such. Some of the other Gods, however, have been a bit bored for a while since all the Romans, ancient Greeks and Vikings died off. So they went and got other jobs......
Ananke - Poker Goddess of playing 47o (and Greek godess of necessity)
Ceres - Poker God of RED_DOG's one liners (and Roman God of corn)
Apollo - Poker God of the double up (and Greek god of beauty and healing)
Poseiden - Poker God of raising all-in on a bluff (and Greek God of wetting yourself)
Minerva - Poker God of odds (and Roman God of wisdom)
Loki - Poker God of suited connectors (and Norse God of trickery)
Mercury - Poker God of fishies (and Roman God of profit)
Athena - Poker God of the PRO (and Greek god of civic duties)
Forseti - Poker God of the re-draw (and Norse God of Justice)
Ares - Poker God of small blind/big blind pissing contests (and Greek god of War)
Hod - Poker God of the blinds (Odin's son) coz he was er ...blind
Vali - Poker God of stealing the blinds (another son of Odin) coz he killed Hod
Frigg - Poker God of the outdraw (Odin's wife) coz you call her name when you get outdrawn
A couple just for us jocks....
Hades - Poker God of the Riverboat, Glasgow (and Greek God of the lower place)
Hestia - Poker Goddess of Cincinnatis, Glasgow (and Greek Goddess of home)
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