Who here has been struck by lightning?

[AndrewT]

We all know that keeping a woman around is a product of your time and your money

Women = Time x Money

We also know that time is money

Women = Money x Money

Therefore

Women = Money²

However, we also know that money is the root of all evil

Money = sqrt Evil

Squaring both sides of the equation

Money² = Evil

Therefore

Women = Evil

[Nem]

I bet you say that to all the women

[TheJagster]

an award for the most 'off topic' thread???   LOL

BTW I went to the chippie last night too:

Me: Will the Haddock be long?

Chippie: No

Me: Well it had better be wide then.

[snoopy1239]

 

[Royal Flush]

So no-one has actually been struck by lightning then?

[Dingdell]

I have.........

Outside (obviously)and the weather was very close, standing by a lamp post, all of a sudden big flash and a real pain down my arm. I was thrown backwards.

Old woman walking past wih her shopping trolly stopped to watch me on the floor and then carried on walking.......no one else saw it.

BTW - I have lost my euromillions tickets......the only place I have been is luton casino last night......if you see tighty in a new jag............

[TightEnd]

Maserati ordered today.....ta Dingdong

[Ironside]

aint been struck by lighten but i will win the euro lottery next time it has 10 rolloavers