he he - just wanted to say love the dance settee reference no flops - brings back happy memories of hungover Sunday morning TV!
Just for you then.

Stew: Hello, I am Stewart Lee
Rich: And I am the Lord of the dance settee
Stew: Are you? Are you the Lord of the dance settee?
Rich(staccato fashion): Yes, I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SETTEE.
Stew: Saying it in a staccato fashion doesnt make it any more true. Are you the lord of the dance settee?
Rich: NO! I'm the Baron of the mime stool.
Stew: Are you?
Rich: NO! I'm the earl of the experimental theatre futon.
Stew:Are you?
Rich:No, I'm Richard Herring and I hold no dominion over any kind of performing arts based furniture.
Stew: Good
Rich: You never let me win...
Unusual priest: I said unto a fool
"If you sow rye, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "rye"
I said unto the fool
"And if your sow wheat, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "wheat"
And I said unto the fool
"And if you sow anger, you shall reap anger"
But the fool replied
"No. Becuase in your example rye and wheat
were plant seeds and therefore follow the natural
laws of physics, whereas anger is a metaphysical
property so there is no proof that it shoud act
accordingly."
And I said unto him
"Oh it will actually"
And thus the fool left.