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« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2006, 11:49:41 PM »
 
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« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2006, 11:53:39 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2006, 11:55:22 PM »
he he - just wanted to say love the dance settee reference no flops - brings back happy memories of hungover Sunday morning TV!
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« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2006, 12:06:04 AM »
Now?
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« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2006, 12:06:26 AM »
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« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2006, 12:07:33 AM »
beddy byes time for me - have fun!
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« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2006, 12:09:18 AM »
Quote from: Claw75 on May 10, 2006, 11:55:22 PM
he he - just wanted to say love the dance settee reference no flops - brings back happy memories of hungover Sunday morning TV!

Just for you then. Smiley

Stew: Hello, I am Stewart Lee

Rich: And I am the Lord of the dance settee

Stew: Are you? Are you the Lord of the dance settee?

Rich(staccato fashion): Yes, I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SETTEE.

Stew: Saying it in a staccato fashion doesnt make it any more true. Are you the lord of the dance settee?

Rich: NO! I'm the Baron of the mime stool.

Stew: Are you?

Rich: NO! I'm the earl of the experimental theatre futon.

Stew:Are you?

Rich:No, I'm Richard Herring and I hold no dominion over any kind of performing arts based furniture.

Stew: Good

Rich: You never let me win...

Unusual priest: I said unto a fool
"If you sow rye, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "rye"
I said unto the fool
"And if your sow wheat, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "wheat"
And I said unto the fool
"And if you sow anger, you shall reap anger"
But the fool replied
"No. Becuase in your example rye and wheat
were plant seeds and therefore follow the natural
laws of physics, whereas anger is a metaphysical
property so there is no proof that it shoud act
accordingly."
And I said unto him
"Oh it will actually"
And thus the fool left.
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« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2006, 12:10:53 AM »
Quote from: NoflopsHomer on May 11, 2006, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: Claw75 on May 10, 2006, 11:55:22 PM
he he - just wanted to say love the dance settee reference no flops - brings back happy memories of hungover Sunday morning TV!

Just for you then. Smiley

Stew: Hello, I am Stewart Lee

Rich: And I am the Lord of the dance settee

Stew: Are you? Are you the Lord of the dance settee?

Rich(staccato fashion): Yes, I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SETTEE.

Stew: Saying it in a staccato fashion doesnt make it any more true. Are you the lord of the dance settee?

Rich: NO! I'm the Baron of the mime stool.

Stew: Are you?

Rich: NO! I'm the earl of the experimental theatre futon.

Stew:Are you?

Rich:No, I'm Richard Herring and I hold no dominion over any kind of performing arts based furniture.

Stew: Good

Rich: You never let me win...

Unusual priest: I said unto a fool
"If you sow rye, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "rye"
I said unto the fool
"And if your sow wheat, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "wheat"
And I said unto the fool
"And if you sow anger, you shall reap anger"
But the fool replied
"No. Becuase in your example rye and wheat
were plant seeds and therefore follow the natural
laws of physics, whereas anger is a metaphysical
property so there is no proof that it shoud act
accordingly."
And I said unto him
"Oh it will actually"
And thus the fool left.

    Thank you - that had me in stitches!!!
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« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2006, 12:58:09 AM »
Good game folks.  Sorry I couldn't respond after being knocked out.  Dodgy connection.... again.
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« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2006, 01:03:25 AM »
Don't think it was just you, tribeca fell over
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« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2006, 01:21:45 AM »
That was the funniest thing to happen for ages. The network goes down and there are only 3 of us at the table, me , flops and another guy. He is raising and playing it fast whilst flops and I are trying to wait. He is getting really angry then Flops takes him out , he goes ballistic . Brilliant.
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« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2006, 01:27:17 AM »
Was it Hrvatski? He gets wound up so easily?
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« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2006, 01:28:36 AM »
Yeah, he says he going to report us for collusion. Though I think it's infinitely more likely that he'll get a chat-ban.
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« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2006, 01:29:02 AM »
Yeah , he was livid. For some reason noflops and I are still connected but we are sitting out cos we're gents......
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« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2006, 01:45:57 AM »
Disappointing to see the guy who was disconnected come back and immediately try start stealing mine and Jezza blinds while we were sitting out. Cheesy
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