Comedy online abuse and entertainment while playing

[Woodsey]

I think we have all witnessed and seen this sort of nonsense, I personally never use the chat boxes unless to talk to someone I know.

I have however irresponsible it may sound, started to use this as a bit of entetainment while playing to stop me getting bored!

Basically when the banter starts between 2 players I will type something like, ' player A, do you think player B is a bigger donkey that you?', after lighting the touch paper I then stand back and be entertained. This clearly works better with our US friends as they seem to talk the most nonsense, and they often end up challeging each others manhood.

I did this on a table on stars an hour ago and they are still at it, who needs Billy Connelly!

[Royal Flush]

Someguy called me a chasing monkey yesterday so i decided to have some fun.

I think the best line i came out with was when he said "come on then sunshine" and i replied "ok moonlight" i dunno why but it just tickled me.

[matt674]

Someguy called me a chasing monkey yesterday so i decided to have some fun.

Who on earth called you that?? they want shooting!!

EVERYONE knows that monkeys dont chase!! EVER - even after bananas, we're lazy ******'s!! 

Personally if i ever see anyone talking at the table and figure that they would be easy "tilt material" then i will use the gift of the gab to push them over the edge. I will never abuse them or call them/their family names and the things i say online are things i would say to someones face in a B&M casino but with a few well placed sentences at the relevant times are usually enough to get them wound up so much that they will call you with any two cards just in an attempt to knock you out. OK they hit every once in a while but thats the chance you take