ROTFLMFAO Yeah Right! Dream on!

[Trace]

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls
printed in the early 60's in the UK & written by a woman!

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as
possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired
husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do
for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to
achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious.

If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be
shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility
of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your
marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels
that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led
by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate
intimacy.

Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while
being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a
woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from
yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment
that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be
obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining
silent.

It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust
your clothing freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care
products.  You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly
before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup
of tea ready when he awakens."

[Colchester Kev]

Whats so funny about that, sounds like common sense to me .

[Trace]

Whats so funny about that, sounds like common sense to me .

NO COMMENT!!   MCP.

[matt674]

Whats so funny about that, sounds like common sense to me .

and i'm sure all the other single men on the site will also say the same thing............  

[matt674]

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be
obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining
silent.

What was an "unusual practice" back then?

where's Tikay when you need him?

[thetank]

Personally, I don't mind the rollers and cream.

If it means you get up early and make a cuppa, I'm willing to compromise.

[tikay]

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be
obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining
silent.

What was an "unusual practice" back then?

where's Tikay when you need him?

In those days, we indulged in some fairly exteme sexual practices, though few went as far as THE most exreme of sexual fetishes of those times - doing it with the light on.

"suggest congress" - not heard that expression for a while! Colch Kev to Lady - "how you fixed for a bit of congress then Darling?".....

[matt674]

doing it with the light on.

 

[Claw75]

Whats so funny about that, sounds like common sense to me .

and i'm sure all the other single men on the site will also say the same thing............  

'single' being the operative word.....

[Colchester Kev]

I hate the word single, I much prefer to refer to myself as "HAPPY" LOL

[matt674]

I hate the word single, I much prefer to refer to myself as "HAPPY" LOL

 

wow, twice in one thread!! 

[Trace]

I hate the word single, I much prefer to refer to myself as "HAPPY" LOL

Do you like to be HappyAlone???

Actually I will rephrase that to say " would you call yourself HappyAlone?"

[matt674]

I'm not alone - i have the blonde poker forum

[matt674]

Actually I will rephrase that to say " would you call yourself HappyAlone?"

Depends on your definition of "alone", if you mean that i share my house with no other humans then yes.

If i wasnt then i'd do something about trying to change it.

[Trace]

Actually I will rephrase that to say " would you call yourself HappyAlone?"

Depends on your definition of "alone", if you mean that i share my house with no other humans then yes.

If i wasnt then i'd do something about trying to change it.

Question is aimed at Kev!  lol

The question also has a hidden meaning.