Carlsberg dont do bad beats.....

[Colchester Kev]

But if they DID ...

I know, I will enter the $5 multi just about to start, I will play quite tight and see what happens, I fancy going quite deep in this and am looking forward to the game ...  HAND 1 and I'm on the small blind with ACES !!! 3 limps and back to me so I raise ....and the rest is history...

FIRST HAND FFS !!!
MTT Table 19 9573047-1 Holdem No Limit 20/40
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Hand Start.
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 1 : d bhoy 32 has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 2 : Kev-Colch has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 3 : LLC55 has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 4 : simms22 has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 5 : Titan21 has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 6 : boozer286 has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 7 : caution has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 8 : badazzgram has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:02] : Seat 9 : racecarmimi has $2,000
[Jun 3 00:15:03] : d bhoy 32 is the dealer.
[Jun 3 00:15:03] : Kev-Colch posted small blind.
[Jun 3 00:15:03] : LLC55 posted big blind.
[Jun 3 00:15:03] : Game [1] started with 9 players.
[Jun 3 00:15:03] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jun 3 00:15:03] : Seat 2 : Kev-Colch has   
[Jun 3 00:15:07] : simms22 folded.
[Jun 3 00:15:11] : Titan21 folded.
[Jun 3 00:15:11] : boozer286 folded.
[Jun 3 00:15:12] : caution folded.
[Jun 3 00:15:12] : badazzgram folded.
[Jun 3 00:15:17] : Stakes: 20/40 Current level: 1 Level up in: 8 min. Break in: 56 min. Players : 349
[Jun 3 00:15:18] : racecarmimi called 40
[Jun 3 00:15:20] : d bhoy 32 called 40
[Jun 3 00:15:31] : Kev-Colch called 20 and raised 160
[Jun 3 00:15:36] : LLC55 folded.
[Jun 3 00:15:37] : Stakes: 20/40 Current level: 1 Level up in: 7 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 349
[Jun 3 00:15:38] : racecarmimi folded.
[Jun 3 00:15:40] : d bhoy 32 called 160 and raised 1,800 and is All-in
[Jun 3 00:15:42] : Kev-Colch called 1,800 and is All-in
[Jun 3 00:15:42] : Showdown!
[Jun 3 00:15:42] : Seat 2 : Kev-Colch has   
[Jun 3 00:15:44] : Seat 1 : d bhoy 32 has
[Jun 3 00:15:44] : Seat 2 : Kev-Colch has   
[Jun 3 00:15:53] : Board cards [ ]
[Jun 3 00:15:54] : Seat 1 : d bhoy 32 has
[Jun 3 00:15:54] : d bhoy 32 has Flush AQT87
[Jun 3 00:15:54] : Seat 2 : Kev-Colch has Ah As
[Jun 3 00:15:54] : Kev-Colch has Pair: Aces
[Jun 3 00:15:54] : d bhoy 32 wins 4,080 with Flush AQT87
[Jun 3 00:15:58] : Stakes: 20/40 Current level: 1 Level up in: 7 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 347
[Jun 3 00:16:00] : Kev-Colch : lol
[Jun 3 00:16:03] : Hand is over.

[GlasgowBandit]

Ouch!!!

Thats Tribeca for you!

[ifm]

that wasn't even close to mine against Suzanne the other night, runner runner runner runner runner!!

[thetank]

Illegitimis non est carborundum.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

[Claw75]

UL Kev.  Don't think it's as bad as my latest one though (wsop qualifier)


MTT Table 18 9525181-55 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[May 31 19:43:59] : Hand Start.
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 1 : derkel1983 has $1,580
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 2 : Claw1975 has $1,950
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 3 : aupbygum has $1,850
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 4 : telgere has $2,050
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 5 : Jamhot has $8,255
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 6 : Storrin has $3,510
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 7 : stillhenrik has $3,200
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 8 : lemonhead77 has $6,585
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 9 : pwhite587 has $830
[May 31 19:43:59] : derkel1983 is the dealer.
[May 31 19:43:59] : Claw1975 posted small blind.
[May 31 19:43:59] : aupbygum posted big blind.
[May 31 19:43:59] : Game [55] started with 9 players.
[May 31 19:43:59] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[May 31 19:43:59] : Seat 2 : Claw1975 has
[May 31 19:44:02] : telgere folded.
[May 31 19:44:02] : Jamhot folded.
[May 31 19:44:03] : Storrin folded.
[May 31 19:44:05] : stillhenrik called 200
[May 31 19:44:10] : lemonhead77 folded.
[May 31 19:44:13] : pwhite587 folded.
[May 31 19:44:14] : derkel1983 folded.
[May 31 19:44:15] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 12 min. Players : 213
[May 31 19:44:17] : Claw1975 called 100 and raised 800
[May 31 19:44:18] : aupbygum folded.
[May 31 19:44:21] : stillhenrik called 800
[May 31 19:44:22] : Dealing flop.
[May 31 19:44:22] : Board cards [ ]
[May 31 19:44:28] : Claw1975 checked.
[May 31 19:44:34] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 12 min. Players : 212
[May 31 19:44:37] : stillhenrik bet 400
[May 31 19:44:41] : Claw1975 called 400 and raised 550 and is All-in
[May 31 19:44:45] : stillhenrik called 550
[May 31 19:44:45] : Showdown!
[May 31 19:44:45] : Seat 2 : Claw1975 has
[May 31 19:44:47] : Seat 2 : Claw1975 has
[May 31 19:44:47] : Seat 7 : stillhenrik has
[May 31 19:44:53] : Board cards [ ]
[May 31 19:44:53] : Seat 2 : Claw1975 has
[May 31 19:44:53] : Claw1975 has 3 of a Kind: Queens
[May 31 19:44:53] : Seat 7 : stillhenrik has
[May 31 19:44:53] : stillhenrik has Flush AKQT4
[May 31 19:44:53] : stillhenrik wins 4,100 with Flush AKQT4
[May 31 19:44:54] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 11 min. Players : 210
[May 31 19:44:59] : derkel1983 : ul
[May 31 19:45:04] : Hand is over.

[Royal Flush]

I just took a sick one in the 15k, got in a 250k pot with A7 vs 66 on a 7 high board, river 6....arrrrghhhhh would give me the average for last 5!

[thetank]

I just lost with a flopped Royal Flush to runner runner runner 5 of a kind. 

It was on the bubble for 90% of the tournament chips in play.

I sent an e-mail to support asking

1. Why 6 community cards were dealt.

2. Why there were 5 nines in the deck.

3. Where a straight flush stands next to 5 of a kind in the made up hand rankings anyway.

So miffed at this, I'm not playing at that site again

[Josh]

I'm pissed and yet I still managed to notice 2 people limped not 3.
You lie!
Bastard.

[Colchester Kev]

yes you are correct, 2 limpers and the BB, so when it got to me there were 3 people with 40 in the pot with me to act.


However I dont think that gives you the right to question my parentage, may i politely suggest you dont post when you have been drinking, its pretty obvious that you cant handle it !!

[stallyon]

reminds me of a hand against my good friend Zimbra

my 
his 

I hit 4 clubs on the board for a flush.....sorry mate

[Royal Flush]

reminds me of a hand against my good friend Zimbra

my 
his 

I hit 4 clubs on the board for a flush.....sorry mate

I did that once for $1000 in a cash game, lol

[Graham C]

May as well post mine here

PokerStars Game #5141353208: Tournament #25455754, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/06/03 - 17:11:25 (ET)
Table '25455754 93' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ryanb9 (7275 in chips)
Seat 2: Dirtydawg67 (11999 in chips)
Seat 3: TripleD20 (5135 in chips)
Seat 4: Trulli (9745 in chips)
Seat 5: Graham0573 (1861 in chips)
Seat 6: hamelino (13695 in chips)
Seat 7: CCBCO (6868 in chips)
Seat 8: BIG DAVE Z (3295 in chips)
Seat 9: Dahak76 (3055 in chips)
ryanb9: posts the ante 25
Dirtydawg67: posts the ante 25
TripleD20: posts the ante 25
Trulli: posts the ante 25
Graham0573: posts the ante 25
hamelino: posts the ante 25
CCBCO: posts the ante 25
BIG DAVE Z: posts the ante 25
Dahak76: posts the ante 25
TripleD20: posts small blind 200
Trulli: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ ]
Graham0573: raises 1436 to 1836 and is all-in
hamelino: folds
CCBCO: folds
BIG DAVE Z: folds
Dahak76: folds
ryanb9: folds
Dirtydawg67: folds
TripleD20: calls 1636
Trulli: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TripleD20: shows [ ] (a straight, Ace to Five)
Graham0573: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Queens)
ryanb9 said, "awww"
ryanb9 said, "thats to bad"
TripleD20 collected 4297 from pot
ryanb9 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4297 | Rake 0
Board [ ]

Seat 3: TripleD20 (small blind) showed [ ] and won (4297) with a straight, Ace to Five

Seat 5: Graham0573 showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Queens


flopped him 4 cards out to give a straight then rubbed salt in my wounds and showed a Queen at the end

[Lee]

I just took a sick one in the 15k, got in a 250k pot with A7 vs 66 on a 7 high board, river 6....arrrrghhhhh would give me the average for last 5!

Sigh...JD

I'm disgusted to see you spunk your stack with something resembling a hand.

You must be getting tight aggressive.

[Royal Flush]

I just took a sick one in the 15k, got in a 250k pot with A7 vs 66 on a 7 high board, river 6....arrrrghhhhh would give me the average for last 5!

Sigh...JD

I'm disgusted to see you spunk your stack with something resembling a hand.

You must be getting tight aggressive.

A7 is huuuuge

[Lee]

I agree, given that theres at least 30 hands id rather have, thats a monster in JD terms.