Ruff, Tuff and Buff Shampoo Required

[thetank]

I recently acquired a bottle of Johnsons Baby (No More Tears) Shampoo. How I came to acquire it is a long story that I will spare you most of. Suffice is to say, Davey Newth doesn't do the shite-est raffles in the world, that accolade belongs elsewhere.

My problem is, I never cried before in the shower. Well, not since I was very small, and even then, I was bathed rather than took showers. Having a product on my shelf that claims "no more tears" proudly on the front, well that kinda says something about me doesn't it?

I don't want some lady to come round the flat, only to be turned off by the distinct lack of manliness in my shampoo selection. At the moment it's hidden behind some used anti-perspirant, but I know how the fairer sex likes a wee pokey around. My dark secret will be discovered.

I wouldn't mind so much, the shampoo alone would be unlikely to turn them away. Coupled with the cumulative effect of my moisturiser though, we may have problems up ahead.

I'd like to know if there's an extra-stingy shampoo out there. A shampoo that will have you scratching at your eyes for days if you are foolish enough to open them before rinsing. I'd like to purchase a bottle to counteract the effect of the Johnsons.

Regards

Tank

[Colchester Kev]

Vosene ... Gt'd to make you cry and leave your scalp feeling like you have just had a visit from Jeronhimo and his mates !!!

[Sark79]

Go for some of that mint stuff from ASDA. It is in an illuminous green coloured bottle. I believe it is made from leftover nuclear waste.  It burns your skin and leaves you sore for days. My head felt like it was on fire.

To be fair to the product it does get your hair clean. I have prematuring grey hair as a result though.

[Tonji]

I do believe you can get a "Beer" shampoo....surely a Mans shampoo of the highest order

[thetank]

Cheers lads, if it doesn't burn, it's just not worth it is it?

It's like medicine that tastes nice, just plain wrong.

[londonpokergirl]

Pantene gave me conjunctivitis in my eyes as hurt that much
got for that one

It ought to have warning signs on it lol

[Claw75]

Try head and shoulders - I used it about 10 years ago and it made my scalp bleed

[RED-DOG]

There is a new sahmpoo just for tough guys, it's called 'Wash n' F**k Off'

[bhoywonder]

tea tree oil with added mint

and for the true man...add ur own jalapeno peppers according to your pain threshold

[Sark79]

tea tree oil with added mint

and for the true man...add ur own jalapeno peppers according to your pain threshold

That's the one.  I couldn't remember the name of it.  It should be called "PAIN"

[thetank]

Well thanks to you all, I think I'll go with the Asda Mint shampoo.

It sounds the cheapest. 

[bolt pp]

put a super tennants where your shampoo was

a peice of wood with attached rusty nails in place of your toothbrush

a brick instead of your soap

Now if some lady does venture into your bathroom in the morning(and not straight out the door in sober realisation of what shes done) and sees what a hard case you are she'll be more inclined to believe that you was telling the truth last night when you said"i'm just over tired, this never happens, i'm usually all man"!!

[thetank]

Touche good sir, I say to thee touche.

Without any umlaut or accent or whatever you call it, because I can't work out how to do it.

[Royal Flush]

pmsl.

Bolt, what is your avatar?

[bolt pp]

pmsl.

Bolt, what is your avatar?

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