Change a footballer's name game

[SimonH]

Past and present players

In goal - Gordon Building Society's

Defence - Roberto Truck Finds
            - Rio Wool Under Foot
            - Jamie Drop Some Stuff
            - Arjan De Circus

Midfield - Frank Torch Soft
           - David Stella Beef
           - Joe Oil

Attack - Diego Divorce kofte
          - Jermaine Pencil Spider
          - Shaun Wrong Straightcut

Work those out and add your own.

Had three grown men in tears of laughter at my work coming up with new ones.
           

[GlasgowBandit]

Eh??

Gordon Banks
Roberto car-loss
Rio Ferdinand (fur in hand??)

Frank Lamp-hard
Davids Becks-ham
Joe Coal

Diego Marradonna?
Jermaine Pen-Ant
Shaun Wright Phillips - Althought I dont get that one

[Royal Flush]

Eh??

Gordon Banks
Roberto car-loss
Rio Ferdinand (fur in hand??)

Frank Lamp-hard
Davids Becks-ham
Joe Coal

Diego Marradonna?
Jermaine Pen-Ant
Shaun Wright Phillips - Althought I dont get that one

THe keeper was Gordon Banks i think you will find

[bolt pp]

David grand prix

Jason bee hunter
John zebra crossing
frank sun glasses
ashley cd changer


mike vodka red bull
richard hula hoop
alan argos catalogue
sean sunbed

paul big nose
gary moody gold


        

mine are blinding!!!!!!!

[bolt pp]

Actualy i dont get it, what are we doing?

[The Baron]

Crouchaldinho?

[dalzini]

Shay Take

Sol Gay Ring
Sami Leg Nose
Wayne Tunnel
Asier Rodney Aroused-o

Michael Bike Dick
Nigel Lilt-Pepsi Him
Cesc Crap Re Fart
David Arse

Dennis Ice Queer
Andy Toilet Daughter

[SimonH]

Shay Take

Sol Gay Ring
Sami Leg Nose
Wayne Tunnel
Asier Rodney Aroused-o

Michael Bike Dick
Nigel Lilt-Pepsi Him
Cesc Crap Re Fart
David Arse

Dennis Ice Queer
Andy Toilet Daughter

Shay Given

Sol Camp-Bell
Sami Hip-Ear (good one!!)
Wayne Bridge
Asier Del-Horny-O (Brilliant!!)

Nigel Rio-Coke-Her
Cesc Fab-Re-Gas

Dennis Berg-Camp

Brilliant can't get the missing 3 though?

David grand prix

Jason bee hunter
John zebra crossing
frank sun glasses
ashley cd changer


mike vodka red bull
richard hula hoop
alan argos catalogue
sean sunbed

paul big nose
gary moody gold


        

mine are blinding!!!!!!!

Struggling with all of those? Help!!

[Rooky9]

The missing striker...

Andy John-son?

[dalzini]

The missing striker...

Andy John-son?

Correct

[SimonH]

Shaun Wright Phillips - Althought I dont get that one

Phillips screwdriver...so hence straight cut screwdriver

Michael Bike Dick

Michael Car-Rick

Still can't work out David Arse?

[dalzini]

David BATTY, maybe you havent heard it called that before, plus he is old and crap.