Has anyone else won? Check your junk mail!

[Dingdell]

If you do reply just make sure that by telling them when you are in you are not, in fact, also telling them when you're not in......I'm waiting for the courier company charges to be mentioned!

[Trace]

If you do reply just make sure that by telling them when you are in you are not, in fact, also telling them when you're not in......I'm waiting for the courier company charges to be mentioned!

PMSL

That would be in the 2nd email Tracey   lol

I've give them my works number to have a little fun with
them tomorrow.  I'm so bored at work I need some excitement!!

[Swordpoker]

My curiosity got the better of me, so I emailed the woman and asked her how I had won something I hadn't even entered, here is her reply:

Dear:Tracy Michelle,

sequel to your mail,you are adviced to follow the courier company instructions so as to enable them deliver your winning at the stipulated time frame.
Regards to your question is your email that won you the prize, you email was choosen from the free lotto lottery as one FIVE best internet brower round the world.
I look forward to hear from you after your winning cheque has been delivered.Always updated me with the recent development between you and the courier company.Once again congratulations

Best Regards,
MRS CAROLINE BUSH,
CLAIMS AGENT.




The English and spelling has had me in stitches!

Oops, you've likely just signed up to 10,000 suckers lists. Expect a busy inbox!

[thetank]

I've still got your sword

[JungleCat03]

you email was choosen from the free lotto lottery as one of FIVE best internet browsers round the world.

Best Regards,
MRS CAROLINE BUSH,
CLAIMS AGENT.

All these arguments about whether internet explorer, firefox or netscape is best. Turns out TraceT v 5.2 is far superior

[Trace]

you email was choosen from the free lotto lottery as one of FIVE best internet browsers round the world.

Best Regards,
MRS CAROLINE BUSH,
CLAIMS AGENT.

All these arguments about whether internet explorer, firefox or netscape is best. Turns out TraceT v 5.2 is far superior

You mean to say you doubted that?  lol

[Trace]

My curiosity got the better of me, so I emailed the woman and asked her how I had won something I hadn't even entered, here is her reply:

Dear:Tracy Michelle,

sequel to your mail,you are adviced to follow the courier company instructions so as to enable them deliver your winning at the stipulated time frame.
Regards to your question is your email that won you the prize, you email was choosen from the free lotto lottery as one FIVE best internet brower round the world.
I look forward to hear from you after your winning cheque has been delivered.Always updated me with the recent development between you and the courier company.Once again congratulations

Best Regards,
MRS CAROLINE BUSH,
CLAIMS AGENT.




The English and spelling has had me in stitches!

Oops, you've likely just signed up to 10,000 suckers lists. Expect a busy inbox!

My junk mail setting is at it's highest - only people on my address list get into my inbox - she fortunately isn't on it!!!!

My inbox will be just as non-busy as normal.

[Trace]

Hmmmmmmmmmm, decisions decisions - which option should I choose:




ATTENTION:CUSTOMER,

This is to inform you that you have been officially
cleared for payment by the Verifications Dept. at the headquarters
of the Free Lottery.
The original copy of this certificate from the British
government stating that the money was obtained legally through their Free Lotto will be sent to you and the bank  as soon as you meet with any of the option selected and your winnings will be couriered or transferred to you immediately.
You can now begin the final step of the claims
process, which is the transferring of your cash prize to you  in Cheque. With regards to this, there are three options open to you, you are required to select the most convenient of the three.
The options, together with their associated conditions
are presented below:
 
OPTIONS
Courier of your winning draft to you via any of this
channel listed below:
 
 
Option:1
TNT EXPRESS DELIVERY (Overnight)
Mailing...............................£105.00
Insurance.............................£430.00
Vat (5%)..............................£034.75
TOTAL.................................£569.75========$978.35
 
Option:2
TNT PREMIUM SERVICE(2working days)
Mailing &n bsp;.......................£75.00
Insurance.............................£350.00
Vat (5%)..............................£038.95
TOTAL.................................£463.95========$796.87
 
Option:3
TNT  REGULAR SERVICE(4working days)
Mailing ;.............................£60.00
Insurance.............................£300.00
Vat (5%)..............................£019.00
TOTAL.................................£379.00========$650.96
 
 
The insurance company declined reverse payment for the courier, stating that it is against their professional policy towards ensuring the safe delivery of the draft to you. That if a reverse payment is made, and something goes wrong, that we/you cannot sue the courier company or insurance company to recover the full value of the fund as stipulated in the draft since payment for insurance cover was not made at point of mailing.
With the above reason, reverse payment is ruled
out.Forward the cost of mailing your draft with any of the courier channel cost you choose above to us.
 
 
Note that your prize is protected by a hardcover
insurance policy by GEOTRUST INSURANCE COMPANY, which makes it impossible for us to deduct any amount from your winnings before it is Remitted to you.
This means that the above charges cannot be deducted from the prize and hence must be provided by you before your prize is transferred to you.
 
Please respond to this email by making a selection
from the three options above.
 
 
Also attach a scanned copy of either your driver's
licence, international passport (photo page) or any other
legally identifying document(Optional).
 
Also be reminded that the deadline for the claiming of your
winnings is exactly two weeks after the receipt of this email.
After this period, your cash prize will be deemed to have been forfeited by you and will be re-used in the drawings of the next edition of the lottery.
 
 
Good luck and Congratulations once again. Please send
your response within the next 24hrs to this same email address.
 
Regards





MR.KELVIN BODE(dispatch officer)
TNT COURIER SERVICE
TEL: +447094689
TEL: +447040111
Fax: +448704780
Open 7days-24hrs-365days.

[booder]

never realised postage was so expensive


 

[Trace]

Good luck and Congratulations once again. Please send
your response within the next 24hrs to this same email address.

Do you think that F*** OFF is a bit extreme for a response?

[Yeyo]

   WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   I Just won 615,810.00 EUROS in the EL MUNDO SPANISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY

   All I need to do is phone the claims agent a one Dr.Mario Gomez from GLOBAL FORTUNE SECURITY S.A to begin the claims process. I must then send a fax to my agent, who kindly entered me into the draw, my personal details including profession, marital status and sex along with next of kin and of course the big clincher, MY Bank Details. Upon receipt of this fax they will release my funds and deduct a small processing fee of 10%. I have up until the 7th of August to reply otherwise my agent will receive 10% of the funds for doing precisely sfa.

Hmmmmmm I guess i better hurry and send them my details as I'm now rich rich rich !!!!!!

LMFAO where do these people get off, they think I was born yesterday, erm sorry but I was born this morning


Trace you fancy eloping with me, we could buy our own island and call it the Blonde Island and rent part of it out to other Blonde's.

[matt674]

Thats got to be the most long winded way of asking someone out on a first date i've read in a long time!!!

[Jon MW]

...Note that your prize is protected by a hardcover
insurance policy by GEOTRUST INSURANCE COMPANY, ...

Geotrust don't seem to be very happy - http://www.geotrust.com/resources/security_advisories/email_fraud/new_lottery1105.asp

The email states that the prize "is protected by hardcover insurance policy by GEOTRUST INSURANCE COMPANY." Please be advised that GeoTrust sells identity verification products and trust services for e-business. GeoTrust is not an insurance company and is in no way connected to the New Day Lottery.

[Jamier-Host]

I get at least 18 emails a day, telling me I can do certain things like a porn star.

I'd heard that too.... 

[Ironside]

i got my cheque today but i only won $500 and the cost of the postage was $599

i think i am going to sue