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« on: July 17, 2006, 05:58:35 PM »

I bought the house i currently live in 5 years ago and have lived in it for 4.5 years now.

Today on entering the utility room i saw a double light switch by the back door and wondered what the hell the second switch was for. I decided to gamble and switched it on and to my amazement a fan started making a "fan" type noise. I have since found out that as the boiler and tumble dryer etc. are in this room, it is to remove humidity and condensation etc.

How can it take 4.5 years to find such a thing?

Has anyone else ever found anything after so long living in a house? If so, what was it?


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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2006, 06:00:19 PM »

A dead body under the patio Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2006, 06:05:13 PM »

I moved a book in the bookcase and it swung back to reveal an entrance to a firemans pole and the batcave below
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2006, 06:13:06 PM »

   Cheesy  This is the sort of thing I would do as well.
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2006, 06:14:58 PM »

   Cheesy  This is the sort of thing I would do as well.

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2006, 06:18:11 PM »

   Cheesy  This is the sort of thing I would do as well.

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Oh Mikky, don't fire accusations on our sexuality to hide your own please 
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2006, 06:19:41 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  lol  Mikky 

I am 100% straight and Lee is married. 
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2006, 06:21:41 PM »

Sounds like the usual excuses to me.

I bet your the happily married sorts that frequent mens theatres whilst away on business trips  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Just kidding
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2006, 06:23:07 PM »

If going out, i will only frequent the Blue Oyster bar, so you are wrong  Cheesy

BTW, for the record, if you want to wind me up and say things about me for a laff, it will never be taken seriously or personally. I am all for a bit of banter and fun and urge you to continue, mainly cos it frees me up to pay the favour back lol
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 06:55:56 PM »

not quite 4.5 years, but after just short of two years in this place I realised that the vents at floor level under our kitchen cupboard is a floor level heater.  I'd never noticed the switch, which probably goes to show how clean my kitchen floor is!
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2006, 07:11:42 PM »

We've had a dishwasher for about 3 years, too lazy to wash up.

I'm also too lazy to know how the dishwasher works.  All I know is hot kitchen items come out of it now and again.
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2006, 07:57:20 PM »

We had a switch underneath the top of the stairs but never figured out what it did.
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2006, 08:01:39 PM »

I bought the house i currently live in 5 years ago and have lived in it for 4.5 years now.

Today on entering the utility room i saw a double light switch by the back door and wondered what the hell the second switch was for. I decided to gamble and switched it on and to my amazement a fan started making a "fan" type noise. I have since found out that as the boiler and tumble dryer etc. are in this room, it is to remove humidity and condensation etc.

How can it take 4.5 years to find such a thing?

Has anyone else ever found anything after so long living in a house? If so, what was it?




Lee to be honest, during the whole month i stayed at your hourse you didnt seem to know thier was a utility room! Debbie handles all that!
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2006, 08:48:00 PM »

I bought the house i currently live in 5 years ago and have lived in it for 4.5 years now.

Today on entering the utility room i saw a double light switch by the back door and wondered what the hell the second switch was for. I decided to gamble and switched it on and to my amazement a fan started making a "fan" type noise. I have since found out that as the boiler and tumble dryer etc. are in this room, it is to remove humidity and condensation etc.

How can it take 4.5 years to find such a thing?

Has anyone else ever found anything after so long living in a house? If so, what was it?




Lee to be honest, during the whole month i stayed at your hourse you didnt seem to know thier was a utility room! Debbie handles all that!

Funnily enough I was thinking along the same lines! Lee, I thought all you used it for was to store your hundreds of empty diet coke cans, ready to be recycled?!

Actually, I'm surprised you've even noticed it now! as you sent away you garden in skips, what do you actually go out of that door for?   Cheesy  Nothing would shock me with you, after the "wow, I found a motorbike in my garage" moment (I still don't get how you could forget buying a beast like that) So not seeing a switch is a pretty minor thing tbh lol

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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2006, 09:23:07 PM »

Lee to be honest, during the whole month i stayed at your hourse you didnt seem to know thier was a utility room! Debbie handles all that!

She mothered you too FFS!!! In 6 weeks you washed one car? even i did more than that!!
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