NON POKER fishy film puns

[Robert HM]

I resorted to a google search for inspiration but to no avail, however I found the link below which I just have to share.


http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/

AdamM, there is some helpful advice about no-no slogans for T-shirts.

Oh damn, here's an example with reference to the author, webmaster give them my details if they ask. 

It's a shortie but hit my funny bone and brought tears to my eyes

Things My Brother Has That I Don't.
BY SCOTT EVAN NEWCOMB

- - - -

A driver's license
My parents' love
A doctorate
A sense of pride and dignity
Checking account
Ballerina as a girlfriend
Respect
Herpes

 

[crash85]

i didnt look at all of them and iv only just registered has school of rocklings been done?

[Robert HM]

Welcome, crash85, to the madhouse. I think School of Roc had a showing, so that's a new version.

[luckyblind]

Triggerfish men

Last Clamurai

Codlateral Damage

Fight Chub

Seasnake eyes

The Devilfish's own

28 Rays later

Monkey Bonefish

28 days Bloater

Star Trek: The Perch for spock

The Perchers

The Ling good Fried Ray

Great White Expectations

Angelfish hearts

Tope Floats

I am Salmon

Rockfishy

The Great White outdoors

Bruce Lee: The Big Bass

What Breams may come

Dogfish Soldiers

Lady and the Scampi

Devilfish's Advocate

The shoot seahorses don't they?

The Seahorse Whisperer

The Stingray

The world according to Carp

Dark Angelfish

[AdamM]

for me so far it's silence of the clams by Mrs Red dog, after Anemome of the state which is still my favourite.

[booder]

what about the classic david essex film .........   mackeral be the day

[AdamM]

empire pikes back
quater bass experiment
frylander
the cod, the bass and the ... ugly (hmmm)

[Robert HM]

the cod, the bass and the ... ugly (hmmm)

You cracked it Adam! There IS such a thing as an Uglyfish, google it to get pics. You got a triple! Award yourself a T-shirt.

[AdamM]

hooray, well done me

didnt Ariston get a triple right at the beginning

You've got whale
Scar Plaice
9 1/2 Whelks
trading plaices
honey, I shrunk the squids
codrephenia

[Robert HM]

Possibly, seem to remember that or close. I refuse to "trawl" through all 10 pages, look what you started!

(FIN? perhaps  )

[luckyblind]

Bass Lieutenant

Resevoir Dogfish

Tigerfish Warsaw

Bass Boys 1 & 2

Red Prawn

Johnny Anemonic

Gosford Shark

After the Sunfishset

tiddler on the roof

[AdamM]

Possibly, seem to remember that or close. I refuse to "trawl" through all 10 pages, look what you started!

(FIN? perhaps  )

yes he offered The CLAM that ROCKs the CRAYdle though didn't clam it as his own

[AdamM]

license to krill
el squid
the cod squad or the mod squid or both

[Rachman]

Pollock, haddock and two smoking mackerals

Good enough for three points?

[AdamM]

bit ropey really but as there's no prizes, why not? 3 points