I share a personal e-Mail with you.......

[The Rivercard]

Tony how do you get stuck with all of thi stuff, all i get is porn and viagra spam in my mailbox

Damn I must be on the same mailing lists as you. I never get stalkers just porn or fake rolexs

[hartwith]

For a start mate its certainly not for real. These emails get sent to everyone in different contexts. Essentially they just want your money.

PS no decent lawyer has his email with netscape lol, certainly not one dealing with 1.5m

[Rod Paradise]

The phone boxes in Hull were Cream....not white.

Hmmmmmmmm   think I have my pedantic head on today.

Pedantic, but correct. 

[tikay]

The phone boxes in Hull were Cream....not white.

Hmmmmmmmm   think I have my pedantic head on today.

That's correct, they were NOT white.

They were a sort of creamy shade of black.

[Sark79]

I used to have a fake rolex.  I love watches and like reading about them.  On a real rolex, the second hand glides round smoothly unlike on a standard watch

[ifm]

I used to have a fake rolex.  I love watches and like reading about them.  On a real rolex, the second hand glides round smoothly unlike on a standard watch

They did make a few "ticking" watches about 20 years ago......you could have one of those!!
Very rare and worth a fortune!!!!!

[Sark79]

No, unfortunately this one is a definite fake

[Nem]

They did make a few "ticking" watches about 20 years ago......you could have one of those!!
Very rare and worth a fortune!!!!!

lol

[madasahatstand]

I am not really sure what kind of phones he has.  I have only been to it once.  It is mostly school trips, etc that go to it.   http://www.thg.org.uk/museums/darvel1.htm

sark

its very kind of your uncle to make entry free. do the council give him a payment?

[Sark79]

No Mad, he does it himself.  He is kind of like the village mayor and got an MBE last year for his work for the community council over the last 30 odd years. He organises various things for the village where he stays now that he is retired.

[madasahatstand]

No Mad, he does it himself.  He is kind of like the village mayor and got an MBE last year for his work for the community council over the last 30 odd years. He organises various things for the village where he stays now that he is retired.

brilliant!

[Barflies]

Don't even think about it!

[dik9]

I got a dearest beloved??

CAN I TRUST YOU?

CONFIDENTIAL/ CONFIDENTIAL// CONFIDENTIAL///
 
 PLEASE CONTACT ME
( coly0123@emailwave.com)

Dearest Beloved,
 
Please kindly go through this letter before you pass judgment because I am in  need of assistance. I am Mr.Coly Zaki the son of late Alhaji Sadique Zaki from Sierra Leone.I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal
 
My late father happens to be in control of a large number of farms including cattle.s and many sheep before he was poisioned by his foreign business partners in Paris with my mother in one of their farmers association meeting because of greed.
 
But before his death my late father deposited some amount of money outside our country in bank at the tone of Four Million United States Dollars $4,000.000.00. So i and my little sister are no longer safe here as the present government of  Sierra Leone are working with almost all the killers of my late father as one of them has been just be made a minister, name undisclosed because of security reasons.
&n! bsp;
Furthermore we have contacted the bank where the money is depsoited and the bankers let us understand that they signed an agreement with our late father that the total money must be transferred into his foreign business partner account undisclosed to them and that is the major reason why i am contacting you now for assistance.
 
All I needed from you now is your full names and address including your direct and personal telephone number for easy communication as you know that this transaction is a very confidential one.
 
Please Kindly get back to me immediately after you must have gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 15 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incur during this transaction.
 
N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transfered from the bank here, personally I am interested in estate man agement and hotel business, please advise me.
For more explanation write me through my alternative e-mail address (coly0123@emailwave.com) .
 
And promise me and  my younger sister to be a father considering our situation and not to betray us.
 
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Best regards
 
Mr.Coly Zaki

[tikay]

And another......

Al salaam,

My name is Hafarh Bolkiah, from Brunei I am a 29 years old and a mongolian
citizen who was taken to Brunei by my father 10 years ago. He deceived me
that I was going there on vacation and later married me out to a wealthy
Prince in Brunei who is 36 years older than me.

I was thus forced into marriage and when I objected I was beaten and raped
by this Prince. I was locked up in a house for six months after which I
submitted and decided to accept my faith, knowing that was the only way out.

After I got my freedom back I have been allowed by my husband to have access
to his account and businesses. With the help of a loyal aide I have been
able to divert $16.5.000.000.00 (Sixteen million five hundred thousand
dollars)as bonds into a private finance bank without his knowledgement.
Because he do not even go to school

Right now I have mapped out a plan of escape out of Brunei, thou I have tried
escaping several times and its been fruitless. first of all I have been able
to move the money out of Brunei with help of a woman lawyer and now the woman isno more alive. This is where I need your assistance, to help
me secure the money from the finance bank before I get out of Brunei if I am
lucky enough.

If you know you are capable of handling such a huge amount of money respond
to me and I will compensate you by giving you $1.5.000.000.00 (one million
five hundred thousand dollars) of the total fund.

Note also that you must keep this business secret as my life is at stake if
my husband or any of his relatives hear of this business they will stone me
to death or hang me.

ALLAH bless you ok and i await your quick email.


Mrs. Hafarh Bolkiah.

[Claw75]

Mrs. Hafarh Bolkiah.

sounds like one of those made up author names.  "life after a testilectomy" by Hafarh Bolkiah