Drinking....

[thetank]

I've got this strange image in my head.




Guess who's who, and guess who's won. 

[bolt pp]

I suppose no drink is poofy when you drink it straight.

*bracing myself for another groan*

second yellow of the night son  

you know what that means..............

Its not just yourself you've let down, think of all the junior members that look up to you, recreating the same hackneyed jokes in the school playground when the holidays are over because they saw their hero do it

[Jinky04]

Who's who? It would be more realistic if the devil had a pint glass in hand and was slumped over the collarbone saying, "you're ma best pal so you ur" to the jugular

Oh christ I just got that one as well......

[thetank]

Angels have more success when they've got a decent pair of norks.

[Jinky04]

Angels have more success when they've got a decent pair of norks.

And so tank sums up most religion in one sentence....

It's a real shame only me you and bolt are up at this time 

[thetank]

Yeah, when the fock did Noel Coward go to bed?

He'd keep bolt happy, sadly my patter is not up to scratch tonight. 

[bolt pp]

Angels have more success when they've got a decent pair of norks.

And so tank sums up most religion in one sentence....

It's a real shame only me you and bolt are up at this time 

Lets make a gang

you have to have plyed 4000 stts in 4 months to become a member.

I have, i lost £28,000

[thetank]

And so tank sums up most religion in one sentence....

Sadly, a google image search for "sacreligious porn" yields no results.

[thetank]

you have to have plyed 4000 stts in 4 months to become a member.

I have, i lost £28,000

Me too, but I didn't write about that one. 

[Jinky04]

Sadly, a google image search for "sacreligious porn" yields no results.

Surely either 0 or infinite results?

you have to have plyed 4000 stts in 4 months to become a member.

I have, i lost £28,000

Me too, but I didn't write about that one. 

 

literally, i fell off my couch

[bolt pp]

Yeah, when the fock did Noel Coward go to bed?

He'd keep bolt happy, sadly my patter is not up to scratch tonight. 

               Tis you with whom i cant keep up,
               on early morning blonde
               I look upon my empty cup
               and wish i had a wand

               To conjure up a brandy drink
               and ease my weary brow
               Ive tried so very hard to link
               my girlfriend to a cow

               So now i wait upon the shop
               to open up its doors
               and sneakily down there I'll pop,
               whilst Gemma sleeps and snores!  

              

            
              
                
                
                
                
              

[Jinky04]

tis the corner shop to whom I look
to ease the pain of life
for a munch or ginger or a sook
blah blah blah summin probably strife or wife or summin like that

bugger this, i'm too young  to write poetry or rhymes without a funky ass bass line as Eazy E once said

[thetank]

There was a young poster from Woolwich
Occasionaly he looked a tad foolich
But he still had the powers
In the wee small hours
To make his readers choke up all their brewich.

Why don't you live in a place that rhymes with something you bassa. 

[bolt pp]

There was a young poster from Woolwich
Occasionaly he looked a tad foolich
But he still had the powers
In the wee small hours
To make his readers choke up all their brewich.

Why don't you live in a place that rhymes with something you bassa. 

I used to live in a small town called bunt, dunno if that helps

[madasahatstand]

hey jinky and the early morning crew.

just wanted to give my contribution to your problem. sounds like you have a problem if you THINK you have a problem. the difficulty with drink is that its a central nervous depressant and can make you feel very low after constant drinking. this makes it easier for you to to feel dissappointed in yourself as your self esteem gets a battering.
unlike tank, i dont think you would have to stay off drink for ever. i dont believe that once as 'alky' always an 'alky'. you do have some control over this if you want to learn. it might be an idea for you to talk with someone about 'controlled drinking' this usually requires. as tank says, a bit of time off the booze. then you can work out with a support person whether you are strong enough to control your consumption.
for what its worth, you have a lot going for you. you have a great personality seem to be very warm and humourous. ill send you something that might help

keep the chin up an consider talking to someone

mad x