Drinking....

[thetank]

Alcohol addiction

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Vagina Limericks.

Top thread.  (if it weren't for that pesky hatstand trying to get us back on topic)   

[Jinky04]

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I used to live in a small town called bunt, dunno if that helps

sniff, sniff. Smells bait, chooses to swim and give it a wide, wide berth alá salmon at salmon fishing season.

Bloody hell that was clumsy, time for bed methinks....

Good morning and thank you mad, dunno if you've seen the south park episode "bloody mary" but in it Stan points out that if you never drink, you're still letting the drink control your life. At the end of the day you "needa the disapwin". If you"lacka the disapwin" you're essentially up shit creek.

[Jinky04]

Wait a sec, I was asking advice, how can I give it?

The underrated power of South Park. Let us bow our heads in gratitude 

[bolt pp]

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I used to live in a small town called bunt, dunno if that helps

sniff, sniff. Smells bait, chooses to swim and give it a wide, wide berth alá salmon at salmon fishing season.

your not drunk enough then!!!!!!  

btw, good morning mad

[madasahatstand]

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I used to live in a small town called bunt, dunno if that helps

 At the end of the day you "needa the disapwin". If you"lacka the disapwin" you're essentially up shit creek.

i agree

[madasahatstand]

morning bolt.

are we just up or just about to go to bed? lol

mad

[bolt pp]

morning bolt.

are we just up or just about to go to bed? lol

mad

not the former and hopefully not the latter.

Ive got the computer speakers just about as low as they go, my chairs in recline, the Brandy's flowing and riders on the storm just came on, i cant remember all the things that are pissing me off at the moment so this is about as content as i get

[Rooky9]

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I used to live in a small town called bunt, dunno if that helps

sniff, sniff. Smells bait, chooses to swim and give it a wide, wide berth alá salmon at salmon fishing season.

Bloody hell that was clumsy, time for bed methinks....

Good morning and thank you mad, dunno if you've seen the south park episode "bloody mary" but in it Stan points out that if you never drink, you're still letting the drink control your life. At the end of the day you "needa the disapwin". If you"lacka the disapwin" you're essentially up shit creek.

This is true, but at least it is on your terms....

I went 3 months without alcohol during 1st year uni because I was on some potent anti biotics...It is possible to go out socially without alcohol but it is bloody hard, especially if your only a drunken dancer!

[Jinky04]

Care to elaborate why you were on "potent" antiboitics? Interesting choice of word.....

I can remember my first year at uni, 2 years ago it was, there was only one or two scenarios where antibiotics were required! 
 

That clinic on Sauchiehall Street, bloody golden.....

[bolt pp]

On a sociologically profound note its "potent antibiotics" that make the world go round(or just the room that your in).

Are we going to talk candidly about our narcotic addictions yet or what cos i think
we've securely established were all pissheads

[Rooky9]

Care to elaborate why you were on "potent" antiboitics? Interesting choice of word.....

I can remember my first year at uni, 2 years ago it was, there was only one or two scenarios where antibiotics were required! 
 

That clinic on Sauchiehall Street, bloody golden.....

On a sociologically profound note its "potent antibiotics" that make the world go round(or just the room that your in).

LOL... sadly nothing more fun than Roachuatane, (probably not spelt correctly) (which is a drug to cure acne came with lots of scary warnings about depression and suicide (sp?!) trying to kill yourself whilst on them so I made sure I followed the no drinking rule whilst on them!

[bolt pp]

On a sociologically profound note its "potent antibiotics" that make the world go round(or just the room that your in).

Are we going to talk candidly about our narcotic addictions yet or what cos i think
we've securely established were all pissheads

Let me start, in january i took two co-proxamal for a headache, then last month i took another two and i didnt even have a headache!!!!!

[Jinky04]

Starting a thread looking for a candid examination of the dangers of excessive alcohol consumption....I think with hindsight starting it at 6am on a saturday morning was no too smart....but highly entertaining.

One of the places I used to work there was a guy who only worked there for the light coating of legitmacy it gave him as his primary income was through the narcotics trade.  Anyway, i was sitting on my break one afternoon and he came in, about to start a late shift. He puts his bag down, opens it and this plastic bag, about the size of those coin bags you get from banks, falls out, almost bursting at the seams with white pills falls out. Casually your man picks it up, says "oh" much like me or you if we knock over a 20 high chip stack, then offers me a couple free for the weekend, saying"they're top notch eccies by the way man". Obviously to assure me that the pills he's offering me FOR FREE are of the highest quality.......

need I add that I  refused?

[thetank]

I've never licked a toad.

Do people actually do that?

[bolt pp]

Starting a thread looking for a candid examination of the dangers of excessive alcohol consumption....I think with hindsight starting it at 6am on a saturday morning was no too smart....but highly entertaining.

One of the places I used to work there was a guy who only worked there for the light coating of legitmacy it gave him as his primary income was through the narcotics trade.  Anyway, i was sitting on my break one afternoon and he came in, about to start a late shift. He puts his bag down, opens it and this plastic bag, about the size of those coin bags you get from banks, falls out, almost bursting at the seams with white pills falls out. Casually your man picks it up, says "oh" much like me or you if we knock over a 20 high chip stack, then offers me a couple free for the weekend, saying"they're top notch eccies by the way man". Obviously to assure me that the pills he's offering me FOR FREE are of the highest quality.......

need I add that I  refused?

really?!!!! i'd of hit him and took the whole bag