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« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2006, 02:21:06 AM »

sorry
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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2006, 07:48:00 AM »

chips!
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I think I'm beat but I have to call/ I think you've got me but I have to see (my personal favourite)
You called me with what? (usually aimed at Thewy after someones mucking aces shaking their heads)
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« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2006, 10:50:30 AM »

im down but not  out!

someone pass me a bucket of water cause he is on fire

nice kicker
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« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2006, 11:00:04 AM »

unlucky mate....


as he leaves the table, wait until he is out of earshot, what a  fish
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« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2006, 11:02:31 AM »

From Robertfish:-

"one more anyone?"
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« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2006, 11:06:52 AM »

There was one i think RED posted a while back by Des "bling bling" Jonas, it went something like:-

"you can go now kid, the dreams over" after a young lad sat a bit stunned after he had just been knocked out of a fessie main event.
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« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2006, 11:14:34 AM »

I knew you had that (usually said after a shocking call).
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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2006, 11:53:19 AM »

Mateyboy" do you want to do a deal"?

Me" i tell you what, if you can beat me you can have £900, if you dont then you get 2nd"

some muppet on my table that tried to boss me about, he came second!!!
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« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2006, 01:15:48 PM »

74os The card of Gods!
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« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2006, 01:17:20 PM »

In response to a "how could you call with that Muppet"


reply "You pay to see, lessons cost extra"
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« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2006, 01:48:15 PM »

At the end of a single table tournament, the blinds were bingo hefty. My opponent was growing frustrated at my consistant all-in aggression.....

Matey-Boy : Do you think we could play some poker.

tigmong : Ok, but lets finish this sit n go first.  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2006, 03:35:30 PM »

(refering to Ak vs AQ all in preflop)

we had the same hand basically
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« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2006, 03:52:01 PM »

Thank you please come again.
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« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2006, 05:43:43 PM »

In the voice of alan partridge

"thanks very much!"

"back of the net"

"in off the red"

"cashback"
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« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2006, 05:45:10 PM »

"Flushy, come and join the cash game."
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