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Question: Pick the best three captions...
Can't think of anything funny to say about Ali Mallu, I just want to take part.
You'd better follow that one out to the car park, said he was going to look for some rope...
"Oompa loompa doompadee doo, I've got a perfect outdraw for you..."
Then Thatcher did this! "YAAAAAAAA!"
Look! Colchester Kev's out already.
Hey tighty, this guy over here is trying to say a flush beats a straight!!
Could someone stop this small person from eating my head please?
Ali points out which half of the field he has outdrawn so far...
snoops the little ****, he's nicked me chips, he can't have, he dont eat anything other than hotdogs
Let's do the Time Warp again
"Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now..."
Can you tell my wife to shut up, i'm trying to play poker here.
"You better move this guy before I start throwing fists"
Give me your chips, b*gger off and join the rest of the Mallu'd
Rail's that way Tom/tikay/etc etc etc
Is that THE tikay? The one off the telly?!
I know, but look for yourself, tikay still has chips!!!
see that fella over there talking to himself?? He's just been Mallu'ed, baby!
To another victim: "The toilets are on the left if you are going to be sick"
A guy over there just called my all- in with K-K, does he not know who I am?!
The Giant demands his beans back from the biggest thief in town
To a new player arriving at the table: "Dont bother sitting down, to save time just leave the chips with me - the exit's over there"
The Mallu'd door is that way
That fish over there just called my 2-7 off all-in wth Aces ...muppet
I've bought my own wheelbarrow for moving my chips
Hey! That guy just ran off with my chips!
That Luke Patten's bullying me
This crazy fool thought A-A would beat my 8-3o
See the little demon on my shoulder? He tells me to raise with 3-4 off.
It was him who cut my fringe off.
This is my invisible rabbit
I'll get in a position to win but don't worry, my chips will go that way in the end!

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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2006, 11:38:24 PM »

okay, i give in, thetank wins
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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2006, 11:39:31 PM »

If I had of known that it was tanks entry .... oh well Wink
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2006, 11:41:49 PM »

thetank
Can't think of anything funny to say about Ali Mallu. I just want to take part.

Tighty
I'll get in a position to win but don't worry my chips will go that way in the end!

Simon Galloway
You'd better follow that one out to the car park. Said he was going to look for some rope...

Pedro Mendes
Then Thatcher did this! "YAAAAAAAA!"

SupaMonkey
Look! Colchester Kev's out already.

b,strider
hey tighty, this guy over here is trying to say a flush beats a straight!!

Chris Hall
Ali points out which half of the field he has outdrawn so far...

Dewi cool
snoopy the little **** he's nicked me chips, he cant have, he dont eat anything other than hotdogs

Claw75
Let's do the Time Warp again

claw75
Is that THE Tikay? The one off the telly?!

Claw75
Could someone stop this small person from eating my head please?

SupaMonkey
Can you tell my wife to shut up, i'm trying to play poker here.

liam
"You better move this guy before i start throwing fists"

Robert HM
Give me you chips, b*gger off and join the rest of the Mallu'd

ariston
rails that way tom/tikay/etc etc etc

Bainn
I know, but look for yourself, Tikay still has chips ! ! !

I KNOW IT
To another victim " The toilets are on the left if you are going to be sick"

Gary
A guy over there just called my All in with KK does he not know who i am

matt674
To a new player arriving at the table: "Dont bother sitting down, to save time just leave the chips with me - the exits over there"

tom k
The mallu'd door is that way

BlueWolf
see that fella over there talking to himself?? hes just been Mallu'ed baby

BlueWolf
that fish over there just called my 2 7 off all in wth aces...muppet

Poppet
Hey! That guy just ran off with my chips!

Tracey Dell Dingdell
That Luke Pattens bullying me

Russ
This crazy fool thought AA would beat my 83o

Dingdell Tracey Dell
I've bought my own wheelbarrow for moving my chips

Dingdell Tracey Dell
This is my invisible rabbitt

Jen
See the little demon on my shoulder? He tells me to raise with 3,4 off.

Dave Jones (Le Knave)
It was him who cut my fringe off.

snoopy
"Everybody's doing a brand new dance now..."

snoopy
the Giant demands his beans back from the biggest thief in town

snoopy
"oompa loopa dumpadee doo, I have a special outdraw for you"
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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2006, 09:09:17 PM »


If I had of known that it was tanks entry .... oh well Wink


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So what do I win? Or is it just a pride thang? Sad
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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2006, 09:24:44 PM »


If I had of known that it was tanks entry .... oh well Wink


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So what do I win? Or is it just a pride thang? Sad

just bragging rights I think!
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« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2006, 09:39:13 PM »

The knowledge that I have briefly amused a Colchesterian is prize enough (unless there's like a hat or something going  Cheesy )
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« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2006, 10:10:54 PM »

The knowledge that I have briefly amused a Colchesterian is prize enough (unless there's like a hat or something going  Cheesy )

I still think your caption last week was the best Cheesy
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