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Question: Pick the best three captions...
Can't think of anything funny to say about Ali Mallu, I just want to take part.
You'd better follow that one out to the car park, said he was going to look for some rope...
"Oompa loompa doompadee doo, I've got a perfect outdraw for you..."
Then Thatcher did this! "YAAAAAAAA!"
Look! Colchester Kev's out already.
Hey tighty, this guy over here is trying to say a flush beats a straight!!
Could someone stop this small person from eating my head please?
Ali points out which half of the field he has outdrawn so far...
snoops the little ****, he's nicked me chips, he can't have, he dont eat anything other than hotdogs
Let's do the Time Warp again
"Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now..."
Can you tell my wife to shut up, i'm trying to play poker here.
"You better move this guy before I start throwing fists"
Give me your chips, b*gger off and join the rest of the Mallu'd
Rail's that way Tom/tikay/etc etc etc
Is that THE tikay? The one off the telly?!
I know, but look for yourself, tikay still has chips!!!
see that fella over there talking to himself?? He's just been Mallu'ed, baby!
To another victim: "The toilets are on the left if you are going to be sick"
A guy over there just called my all- in with K-K, does he not know who I am?!
The Giant demands his beans back from the biggest thief in town
To a new player arriving at the table: "Dont bother sitting down, to save time just leave the chips with me - the exit's over there"
The Mallu'd door is that way
That fish over there just called my 2-7 off all-in wth Aces ...muppet
I've bought my own wheelbarrow for moving my chips
Hey! That guy just ran off with my chips!
That Luke Patten's bullying me
This crazy fool thought A-A would beat my 8-3o
See the little demon on my shoulder? He tells me to raise with 3-4 off.
It was him who cut my fringe off.
This is my invisible rabbit
I'll get in a position to win but don't worry, my chips will go that way in the end!

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« on: August 30, 2006, 01:43:49 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2006, 02:00:58 AM »
answer number 1 is pure genius i voted for that one and i am going to start a campaign to make sure it wins ... genius !!!
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2006, 02:11:44 AM »
If it's genius, it can't be yours then!!! 
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2006, 02:12:48 AM »
correct, i never vote for my own ... i didnt enter this one.
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2006, 12:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on August 30, 2006, 02:00:58 AM
answer number 1 is pure genius i voted for that one and i am going to start a campaign to make sure it wins ... genius !!!

I thought it was rubbish 

Must be Inthebelly's!
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2006, 12:31:47 PM »
Love it ... Number 1 is in the lead ....  you know it makes sense.
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2006, 04:26:18 PM »
Not much in it Kev....number 3 is two votes behind.

Maybe you could try sending some pms 
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2006, 04:28:24 PM »
I only send pm's to important people .... did you get one ?
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2006, 04:48:52 PM »
Touche  Cheesy

(you've already got me anyway, I always vote Kev)
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2006, 09:21:37 PM »
1 is the clear choice
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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2006, 05:50:37 AM »
Number 3 for the xenophobes  Cool
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2006, 07:34:28 AM »
I think the key with these caption contests is to get your entry in early - the ones near the top of the list always seem to do well - I think everyone gets bored as they read down the list when voting!
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2006, 08:51:03 AM »
Quote from: Claw75 on August 31, 2006, 07:34:28 AM
I think the key with these caption contests is to get your entry in early - the ones near the top of the list always seem to do well - I think everyone gets bored as they read down the list when voting!

I read from the bottom up!
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2006, 09:48:47 AM »
Quote from: Royal Flush on August 31, 2006, 08:51:03 AM
Quote from: Claw75 on August 31, 2006, 07:34:28 AM
I think the key with these caption contests is to get your entry in early - the ones near the top of the list always seem to do well - I think everyone gets bored as they read down the list when voting!

I read from the bottom up!

now if thats not a set up for several sexual double entendres and comments...........
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2006, 09:51:31 AM »
Matt, you just have no idea how much i have had to restrain myself ... the temptation was eating away at me  ...... I am trying so hard to resist !!


PS. VOTE NO. 1
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