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« on: September 08, 2006, 01:44:15 PM » |
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How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ?
!cheers!
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2006, 04:33:03 PM » |
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How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ?
!cheers!
I would pledge a 5'er if someone would skin him alive...if they want more I'll do it my bloody self and pay a tenner for the privilige. Can't stand the prat. |
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2006, 04:39:36 PM » |
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How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ?
!cheers!
I would pledge a 5'er if someone would skin him alive...if they want more I'll do it my bloody self and pay a tenner for the privilige. Can't stand the prat. |
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2006, 08:56:22 PM » |
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How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ?
!cheers!
I would pledge a 5'er if someone would skin him alive...if they want more I'll do it my bloody self and pay a tenner for the privilige. Can't stand the prat.  that's a bit strong! |
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2006, 09:04:07 PM » |
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He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2006, 09:07:19 PM » |
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I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand
Who have you met only once - your uncle, or Edmonds? |
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2006, 09:10:12 PM » |
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He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand
Was it Klingon? |
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2006, 09:20:37 PM » |
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He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand
Was it Klingon? Jack, it was my Uncle I have only seen once  Well Red it wasn't Klingon. When I was about 13, I spent a whole day looking round the Glasgow bookstores for a Klingon dictionary. Sadly I couldn't find a copy. But last year I was in bargain books and I saw a copy of the Klingon dictionary for 40p. As soon as I saw it , I knew I was going to get it. My only problem was the girl serving behind the till was about my age and extremely attractive. I realised if I got the dictionary she would think I was a sad dweeby weirdo ( no comments ). In the end, I thought to myself that perhaps she would be too busy to notice what I was buying. I was wrong, she looked at me as if I was buying a dirty magazine with a mix of disgust and pity in her eyes |
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2006, 09:22:30 PM » |
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He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand
Was it Klingon? Jack, it was my Uncle I have only seen once Well Red it wasn't Klingon. When I was about 13, I spent a whole day looking round the Glasgow bookstores for a Klingon dictionary. Sadly I couldn't find a copy. But last year I was in bargain books and I saw a copy of the Klingon dictionary for 40p. As soon as I saw it , I knew I was going to get it. My only problem was the girl serving behind the till was about my age and extremely attractive. I realised if I got the dictionary she would think I was a sad dweeby weirdo ( no comments ). In the end, I thought to myself that perhaps she would be too busy to notice what I was buying. I was wrong, she looked at me as if I was buying a dirty magazine with a mix of disgust and pity in her eyes I cant believe you didnt do the old: "erm..yeah...my erm nephew likes star trek"!!! |
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2006, 09:25:04 PM » |
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I considered many excuses as to why I was buying such a pointless and sad book, but she looked far too intelligent to believe any of them |
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2006, 11:11:08 PM » |
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He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand
Was it Klingon? Jack, it was my Uncle I have only seen once Well Red it wasn't Klingon. When I was about 13, I spent a whole day looking round the Glasgow bookstores for a Klingon dictionary. Sadly I couldn't find a copy. But last year I was in bargain books and I saw a copy of the Klingon dictionary for 40p. As soon as I saw it , I knew I was going to get it. My only problem was the girl serving behind the till was about my age and extremely attractive. I realised if I got the dictionary she would think I was a sad dweeby weirdo ( no comments ). In the end, I thought to myself that perhaps she would be too busy to notice what I was buying. I was wrong, she looked at me as if I was buying a dirty magazine with a mix of disgust and pity in her eyes I cant believe you didnt do the old: "erm..yeah...my erm nephew likes star trek"!!! He's too young to have a nephew who appriceates star trek.... did I just say "appriceates star trek"?   |
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2006, 11:14:21 PM » |
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Are you a closet Trekkie mikky? |
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2006, 11:21:41 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2006, 11:44:16 PM » |
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I would've given a kid on the street a quid to go in and get it for you!
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2006, 12:14:14 AM » |
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I would've given a kid on the street a quid to go in and get it for you!
The beautiful shop assistant may have told all her sisters "Stay away from that weird kid, he speaks Klingon". I saved the future chances of a young Glaswegian kid and as a result he will have a successful life. As for me, I will always be the nerd in her eyes now |
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