Kids say the funniest things

[Decider]

My kid was told as part of the school homework he was to watch Newsround on Wednesday so the class could discuss. He was told this today (Tuesday - I know it's after midnight but I'm still up), and was attempting to record todays program on Sky+ so he could watch it tomorrow morning before school.

He takes things literally quite a lot.

[Dale]

There is no Scottish or Welsh, its all British! And check the passport for proof. Nationalty: British.

I agree.

[Stone]

I work away from home alot, when my kids were young and my daughter was crying in the back of the car at the airport I heard my son say "Don't worry Laura we don't have a Daddy anymore". Real lump in the throat stuff, needless to say I'm still working away, just wish I was a little better at poker (as table 9 witnessed at BB3)  so it could pay some of the bills!!

[englishrose]

I remember a conversation i had with my son when he was younger, he asked if we could go on holiday. i told him that we couldn't because myself and daddy had to work. WHY he asked, so we can have a nice home, and car etc etc. he then replied and toys, yes i told him, and holidays, yes i said , he paused and then asked so can we go on holiday then..  

[AdamM]

took the kids on holiday to Malta recently. first time my wife or either kids had flown. My daughter asked me how many stops before we get to Malta? She imagined it like a bus, where we stopped in Paris, Madrid, Rome, etc on the way.

[turny]

wierd your kids say such cute things 


mine just says "ffs dad that was a sh#t play fancy trying to bluff him off the nutz" whilst watching me playu online!

[Claw75]

One that made me smile the other day

My daughter (four and a bit) asked me what my favourite animal is.  I had a bit of a think, and told her that my favourite animal is a meerkat.  Unsurprisingly, she didn't know what a meerkat was, so I described them to her and said I would show her a picture of one later.  I then asked her what her favourite animal is.  Quick as a flash she replied 'a meerdog'

[Poppet7]

Lol, that made me laugh Claire! How sweet!

[RichD]

anyway back to kids saying the funniest things. My 4 year old picked up a bar of clinique extra strong soap by mistake whilst in the bath 2nite, when i told him not 2 use it as it was daddies extra strong soap his reply was "why will it make me disappear"