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« on: September 12, 2006, 11:40:14 AM »

I dropped my phone in the toilet last night. Suffice to say it no longer works. Although it could double as a rather unusually shaped vibrator, given that when the battery is inserted it vibrates constantly until the battery is eitehr flat or removed.
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2006, 11:42:34 AM »

please let us know how you get on when you insert it in the passage you talk out of.
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2006, 11:49:00 AM »

I dropped my phone in the toilet last night. Suffice to say it no longer works. Although it could double as a rather unusually shaped vibrator, given that when the battery is inserted it vibrates constantly until the battery is eitehr flat or removed.

haha I did that also 2 days before I went to vegas 
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006, 11:49:44 AM »

please let us know how you get on when you insert it in the passage you talk out of.

Will do.
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006, 11:50:54 AM »

Elevenerife. Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2006, 12:00:13 PM »

Elevenerife. Cheesy Cheesy

lol was just about to post that.
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2006, 12:03:00 PM »

Please explain 
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2006, 12:05:43 PM »

Please explain 

elevenerife is a variant of western roll/village poker that involves mobile phones.
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2006, 12:08:40 PM »

Elevenerife. Cheesy Cheesy

Post of the week Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2006, 12:11:46 PM »

 
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2006, 12:18:16 PM »

it could double as a rather unusually shaped vibrator

Mikky, if you do decide to do this please make sure you give it a proper wash first - you could catch a nasty infection from the germs in your toilet otherwise.  You can buy some special stuff in Anne Summers that will do the job (so I'm told).
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2006, 12:19:55 PM »

I think you will find its called "Slide and Ride"...........or Buzz wipes, not that I have bought any 

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2006, 12:34:23 PM »

Slide and ride is not a disinfectant its a lubricant.

I guess anyway...er....
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2006, 12:39:45 PM »


I guess anyway...er....

 
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2006, 12:41:27 PM »

Slide and ride is not a disinfectant its a lubricant.

I guess anyway...er....

Oh wel it might still be useful  Cheesy

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