Not strictly related, and it sounds really funny coming from a banned driver

but I thought this is the sort of reason why guys tend to "get the hump" with women at the table, especially online - guys are a lot more pleasant to the women players in a live game.
Fellas, aren't you glad your not a woman?
You're not a Sheila! You're a Peter, or a Clive.
'Cos their lack of spacial awareness
Makes them really fkin careless
You should never ever let a woman drive!
When a girl is sitting at the wheel
You're gonna hear the crunch of steel
There's a very real danger
That she'll crash into a stranger
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive!
If you ever let your bird reverse
You're gonna end up in a hearse
You're in masive fkin peril
If your drivers name is Cheryl
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive!