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Question: How do you hold scissors
with thumb and forefinger
with thumb and middle finger, using forefinger as a 'rest'

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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2006, 10:46:47 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on September 22, 2006, 12:25:54 PM
Quote from: totalise on September 22, 2006, 12:20:59 PM
I put my thumb in the thumbhole, and 2 or 3 fingers in the other one! I cant imagine using a pair of scissors using a thumb and one finger. Crazy times

I think Claw was probably specifically referring to small scissors (like nail scissors) which only have one-finger holes.

On a similar topic, I had a friend who thought I was winding them up when I said you could buy left-handed scissors - they thought these were a similar product to the old tartan paint/glass hammer/long weight joke and that I was winding her up.

There's a fabulous on line shop called thelefthand.com I got loads of lefty stuff from there including scissors, ruler, measuring jug....I stopped short at the pencils though.
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2006, 12:20:48 AM »
Firstly, Scissors, there is only one way God intended for them to be used, that is, using Thumb and Forefinger, anything else is simply against God.

As to be left handed, tis a sign of true EVIL, only the virtuous are right handed.  Does it not mention this in the Bible, those to my RIGHT are blessed, etc. Those to my LEFT are scum and from Bristol.
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2006, 01:20:15 AM »
We're not evil, just sinister!
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2006, 01:26:36 AM »
Quote from: Swordpoker on September 23, 2006, 01:20:15 AM
We're not evil, just sinister!

Piflle and tosh, your cack-handed and E V I L.
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2006, 02:12:37 AM »
Interesting - Swordpoker - a left-handed fencer, hey?! Should make for some interesting play.

Bainn - you are sounding extremely sinister yourself tonight - surprising as you are right-handed and blessed, cough cough!  Kiss

God made fewer left-handed ultra-creative and exceptionally-intelligent folk - so we are special!
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2006, 02:20:46 AM »
Quote from: Harmony26 on September 23, 2006, 02:12:37 AM
Interesting - Swordpoker - a left-handed fencer, hey?!

You can get Left-handed fences ? How about Left-handed gates ?
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2006, 02:29:35 AM »
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Quote from: Harmony26 on September 23, 2006, 02:12:37 AM
Interesting - Swordpoker - a left-handed fencer, hey?!

You can get Left-handed fences ? How about Left-handed gates ?

 Roll Eyes   Kiss
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2006, 02:36:41 AM »
DOMESTIC!
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2006, 02:40:00 AM »
Fight Fight Fight!
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« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2006, 02:42:03 AM »
If it were a fight, it would be completely one-sided as i have the Lord on my side, but just a long running joke between us.
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« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2006, 02:49:58 AM »
Quote from: Poppet7 on September 23, 2006, 02:40:00 AM
Fight Fight Fight!

Can I join in?

And can I choose the weapons?
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« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2006, 02:51:15 AM »
Mud bath is all that is needed Wink
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« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2006, 02:55:03 AM »
Quote from: Poppet7 on September 23, 2006, 02:40:00 AM
Fight Fight Fight!

Quote from: Royal Flush on September 23, 2006, 02:36:41 AM
DOMESTIC!

Get real! It's called banter!
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« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2006, 02:58:01 AM »
Quote from: Harmony26 on September 23, 2006, 02:55:03 AM
Quote from: Poppet7 on September 23, 2006, 02:40:00 AM
Fight Fight Fight!

Quote from: Royal Flush on September 23, 2006, 02:36:41 AM
DOMESTIC!

Get real! It's called banter!

Twas a joke... Shocked
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« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2006, 09:45:35 AM »
hehe - another fight!
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