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« on: October 07, 2006, 10:40:39 PM »
I know a girl who is a bit of a smoker,
And she is partial to the odd game of poker,
She can knock back the drinks,
And speaks before she thinks,
If her mother found out, she would choke her.
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2006, 10:48:53 PM »
Yup very bored... just like me. Mikky is talking to me via msn voice convo and shouts everytime he loses a hand so I thought I'd write my poem about him!

I know a bloke, Mikky is his name
he likes playing poker, it's his favourite game.
He plays all the time, it isn't a crime
I just wish he could handle outdraws
cos it's me he moans at and it bores!
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2006, 10:51:11 PM »
Quote from: Poppet7 on October 07, 2006, 10:48:53 PM
Yup very bored... just like me. Mikky is talking to me via msn voice convo and shouts everytime he loses a hand so I thought I'd write my poem about him!

I know a bloke, Mikky is his name
he likes playing poker, it's his favourite game.
He plays all the time, it isn't a crime
I just wish he could handle outdraws
cos it's me he moans at and it bores!


exactly how often is he shouting?
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2006, 10:52:12 PM »
Quote from: roverthtaeh on October 07, 2006, 10:40:39 PM
I know a girl who is a bit of a smoker,
And she is partial to the odd game of poker,
She can knock back the drinks,
And speaks before she thinks,
If her mother found out, she would choke her.

is that about me? Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2006, 10:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on October 07, 2006, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: roverthtaeh on October 07, 2006, 10:40:39 PM
I know a girl who is a bit of a smoker,
And she is partial to the odd game of poker,
She can knock back the drinks,
And speaks before she thinks,
If her mother found out, she would choke her.

is that about me? Cheesy

Nooooooooooooo!
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2006, 10:53:37 PM »
A LOT!

Every minute theres a moan about something...

"oh my god what are you calling for?"
"raise you ******"
"ya jammy f***"

You get the idea...
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2006, 10:56:44 PM »
i was going to write a limerick about tank, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes......
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2006, 10:57:19 PM »
Quote from: roverthtaeh on October 07, 2006, 10:53:10 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on October 07, 2006, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: roverthtaeh on October 07, 2006, 10:40:39 PM
I know a girl who is a bit of a smoker,
And she is partial to the odd game of poker,
She can knock back the drinks,
And speaks before she thinks,
If her mother found out, she would choke her.

is that about me? Cheesy

Nooooooooooooo!

hehe.  she sounds great though!!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2006, 10:58:00 PM »
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The very last hand of the night goes to Dewi James, who finds ACES and talks Raymond O’Mahoney into calling his all-in preflop bet of 15k.  “If I had AQ, I’d call!” says Dewi.  Raymond calls holding pocket 66’s.
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2006, 10:58:49 PM »
Quote from: Dewi_cool on October 07, 2006, 10:58:00 PM
bank

good one.  but i need one more.....
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2006, 10:59:47 PM »
sank
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2006, 11:01:25 PM »
22.54: It's getting called anyway... Oh well... he had 10A and the flop was 10A10

oooh silence for a while... this is strange...

22.57: Comon flop me two-pair...ohh f*** off why couldn't I get that flop when I had ace-ten?

more silence, wow.
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2006, 11:01:59 PM »
w@nk
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2006, 11:02:18 PM »
there was a young blondite called tank,
who decided to row to the bank,
but to his alarm,
his boat came to harm,
and down to the bottom he sank.
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2006, 11:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on October 07, 2006, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: roverthtaeh on October 07, 2006, 10:40:39 PM
I know a girl who is a bit of a smoker,
And she is partial to the odd game of poker,
She can knock back the drinks,
And speaks before she thinks,
If her mother found out, she would choke her.

is that about me? Cheesy

The girl wasn't called Claw,
That's not who the poem was for,
Cos Claw doesn't drink,
From a kitchen sink,
Then keep going back for more.
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When I grow up, I'm gonna turn the tables.
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