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« on: October 10, 2006, 05:04:13 PM »
Spent 1/2 an hour today talking my dad through logging on to BPL.

Starting point "Put the cursor over the box where your username goes & click the mouse".

"But something wierd happens to the wee arrow thingy when I put it over there"

"Weird how?"

"It turns into a capital I"


Continues with me explaining where you find the delete key (wee detour to explain where the return key is - dad's reply "it doesn't f#£$ing say return, how would I know where it was").
 

Anyway he's on - bubbled twice with QQ & KK - says it's my fault

He's enjoying himself though Wink
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 05:10:40 PM »
hope you dont teach him how to play 4 4            mug
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006, 05:12:03 PM »
Quote from: booder on October 10, 2006, 05:10:40 PM
hope you dont teach him how to play 4 4            mug

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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 05:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:04:13 PM
Continues with me explaining where you find the delete key (wee detour to explain where the return key is - dad's reply "it doesn't f#£$ing say return, how would I know

The delete key?  'Backspace', surely.
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 05:14:23 PM »
Quote from: MrsLime on October 10, 2006, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:04:13 PM
Continues with me explaining where you find the delete key (wee detour to explain where the return key is - dad's reply "it doesn't f#£$ing say return, how would I know

The delete key?  'Backspace', surely.

No the delete one - I'd explain why he needed to use it but I'd probably go the rest of the way to insane.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 05:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: MrsLime on October 10, 2006, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:04:13 PM
Continues with me explaining where you find the delete key (wee detour to explain where the return key is - dad's reply "it doesn't f#£$ing say return, how would I know

The delete key?  'Backspace', surely.

No the delete one - I'd explain why he needed to use it but I'd probably go the rest of the way to insane.

Why did he need to use it?
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 05:17:41 PM »
Quote from: MrsLime on October 10, 2006, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: MrsLime on October 10, 2006, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:04:13 PM
Continues with me explaining where you find the delete key (wee detour to explain where the return key is - dad's reply "it doesn't f#£$ing say return, how would I know

The delete key?  'Backspace', surely.

No the delete one - I'd explain why he needed to use it but I'd probably go the rest of the way to insane.

Why did he need to use it?


That's it - I'm off to the pub!!

Wink
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2006, 05:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:17:41 PM
Quote from: MrsLime on October 10, 2006, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: MrsLime on October 10, 2006, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:04:13 PM
Continues with me explaining where you find the delete key (wee detour to explain where the return key is - dad's reply "it doesn't f#£$ing say return, how would I know

The delete key?  'Backspace', surely.

No the delete one - I'd explain why he needed to use it but I'd probably go the rest of the way to insane.

Why did he need to use it?


That's it - I'm off to the pub!!

Wink

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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2006, 05:26:18 PM »
A quality thread......hugely entertaining...  
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2006, 06:48:59 PM »
Quote from: RookieITB on October 10, 2006, 05:18:26 PM
Tut tut, what a poor moderator... one little problem and he turn's to drink

Apparently, its a requirement for the job!
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2006, 06:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on October 10, 2006, 05:04:13 PM

"It turns into a capital I"



OMG, that is soo funny! I'm still giggling!
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2006, 01:04:56 AM »
Rod, I know you enjoyed your 'I love England experienence' but how come you're new pic also displays England colours. Going a bit far innit? 
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2006, 08:24:55 AM »
Quote from: booder on October 10, 2006, 05:10:40 PM
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too funny.
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2006, 09:49:51 AM »
Quote from: Swordpoker on October 11, 2006, 01:04:56 AM
Rod, I know you enjoyed your 'I love England experienence' but how come you're new pic also displays England colours. Going a bit far innit? 

OI!!! - 1 it wasn't playing for England!

2 - The saltires are what's showing!
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