Smokers

[Trace]

Just had a look on Amazon for the price of this book - but there are two and I dont know which one to get?

Anyone help please?



EDIT:  It's ok I sussed it.

[thetank]

So this book is some form of aversion therapy I'm guessing. Fun and games, I'm look forward to it. (lies)

Good luck quitting Trace. It's really easy, I've given up 100 times.

If you are using patches, I recommend looking into buying some surgical tape from the pharmacy. Last time I tried to quit, the patches worked for me, but they fell off every time I became....excited.

It eventually pissed me off so much as to make me stop the patches and rediscover how God intended us to recieve our Nicotene, via Marloro Lights.

One day I saw a chicky in a laundrette, she was wearing the patch with surgical tape securing it in place. She could now indulge in whatever activity she chose, without having to worry about her patch falling off.

"Fantastic idea" I remember thinking, before going home and completely forgetting all about it.

[Trace]

So it's some form of aversion therapy I'm guessing. Fun and games, I look forward to it. (lies)

Good luck quitting Trace, it's a piece of piss, I've given up 100 times.

If you are using patches, I recommend looking into buying some surgical tape from the pharmacy. Last time I tried to quit, the patches worked for me, but they fell off every time I became....excited.

It eventually pissed me off so much as to make me stop the patches and rediscover how God intended us to recieve our Nicotene, via Marloro Lights.

One day I saw a chicky in a laundrette, she was wearing the patch with surgical tape securing it in place. She could now indulge in whatever activity she chose without fear of the patch falling off. "Fantastic idea" I remember thinking, before going home and forgetting all about it.

Once again, slowly and in English please................        j/k

On a more serious note - I think you should lay off the Marlboro Lights they seem to be doing strange things to you...   lol

[SKA Dealer]

Some more Bill Hicks.... brilliance!!

"Tell you, the worst kind of non-smokers' the kind where you're smokin' and they just walk up to you and start coughin' ... [starts coughing affectedly] I always say, '****, you're lucky you don't smoke. Thats's some cough you got there, dude. I'm smoking, you're coughing. Wow.' That's kind of cruel, man. Going up to a smoker and coughing. S***! Do you go up to crippled people dancing too, you f***s? 'Hey, Mr. Wheelchair. What's your problem? Come on ironside, race ya!'"

[Trace]

That book is GOOD!

I only bought it yesterday lunchtime and I think I have 4 chapters
left to read. 

You never know when I've finished it I may just be brave
enough to remove the patches!   lol

I do indeed recommend it for anyone who wants to have a
stab at giving up.

[Trace]

Hi guys and gals

I would just like to announce that I guess I am officially a

NON SMOKER

[ACE2M]

Due to a horrible throat infection i to am a non smoker at the moment, hope to carry it on when cured.

Nice one Trace you should be proud of yourself.

[thetank]

Well done Trace.

You are stronger than me.

Now if you can just kick that scag habit you'll be set 

[Dingdell]

Well done Trace - one of the girls at my place is now a 'natural non smoker'. She used to tell herself a million times a day,and after 6 weeks she doesn't want a cigarette. She loves her new life and has started training for the race for life.

It is soooo worth it - good luck!

[Trace]

Well done Trace.

You are stronger than me.

Now if you can just kick that scag habit you'll be set 

I may be having a    but WTF is scag?

Not had a ciggy since 26 Jan - food tastes so much better

BUT  my God do you smokers STINK!!!   lmfao


Thank you Ace2M, Tracey and Tank (I think)

Ace2M I hope you can stay off them and wish you luck and also a speedy recovery.

[thetank]

Scag is slang for heroin.

Only messin though, well pwoud really. 

[NoflopsHomer]

Scag is slang for heroin.

Only messin though, well pwoud really. 

Do they still sell deep fried heroin in Glasgow? 

[Nem]

Well done Trace.

You are stronger than me.

Now if you can just kick that scag habit you'll be set 

I may be having a    but WTF is scag?

Not had a ciggy since 26 Jan - food tastes so much better

BUT  my God do you smokers STINK!!!   lmfao


Thank you Ace2M, Tracey and Tank (I think)

Ace2M I hope you can stay off them and wish you luck and also a speedy recovery.

Well done Trace, I'm proud of ya.

[Trace]

Fank you very much Nem. xxx

I can quite honestly say as well that I am happy to sit with a bunch of smokers and not want one.

I am no better off financially tho.  lol

[Ginger]

Well Done Trace!!! 

I would love to give up once and for all, I've done it for a period of 5 years in the past but foolishly started again. But, now that the kids nag me about it, and Flushie is constantly on my case about it too, I feel it really is time to give it some serious effort.

Was it the patches that worked for you in the end? I can't remember you saying that you used anything else.

Jane xx