Statement to the members.

[AndrewT]

As for car parks, i have often wondered how easy it is to get involved, it looks an easy way to make money. Crematoriums are another one, what a massive growth industry that is going to be come.

I started up a crematorium business once.

Sadly, it went up in smoke.

I thought you got fired?

No, that was from the time I worked in pottery.

[Royal Flush]

Female Mods? It is my opinion that as one in 5 or 6 of our Members are Female, we ought to have Female representation amongst the Mods.

I am afraid that as blonde grows & grows, these problems, "difficult" Members etc, will accumulate. Surviving growth pains will determine whether we survive as an entity or not.

How many of the members are black? Fat? Tall? obviously you get the point i am making.

I think difficult members is over simplifying things a bit to much. You can have 2 perfect members from diffrent forums, put them both on the same forum and you have fireworks.

[action man]

The job for the mods should be easy, we are all over 18 and should know where to cross the line.

[TightEnd]

The job for the mods should be easy, we are all over 18 and should know where to cross the line.

 

post of the day!

[action man]

LOL you know what i meant 

[kinboshi]

Crematoriums are another one, what a massive growth industry that is going to be come.

Dignity plc is quoted on the LSE. I own shares in it

In the next 20 years as the baby boomers age and the number of retireees expands enormously this is going to be a market where volumes rise and prices charged can go up (unpleasant but true)

Well run business too

Is it not dead money...?

[thetank]

Dignity plc is quoted on the LSE. I own shares in it

In the next 20 years as the baby boomers age and the number of retireees expands enormously this is going to be a market where volumes rise and prices charged can go up (unpleasant but true)

Well run business too

So every time someone dies, while it may be tragic, a senseless waste, at least it is +EV 

[Royal Flush]

Yes very much +EV, for everyone aswell, its not a zero some.

When someone dies its like added money to a tournament. The house (Brown) takes the juice, the players (the family chop the money) and the crematorium (the dealer) gets his tip

[thetank]

and of course when a "problem" member dies it is ++EV 

[TightEnd]

I know guys, capitalism at its finest the funerals business

[Royal Flush]

and of course when a "problem" member dies it is ++EV 

Please don't put ideas in Tikays mind

[tikay]

Female Mods? It is my opinion that as one in 5 or 6 of our Members are Female, we ought to have Female representation amongst the Mods.

I am afraid that as blonde grows & grows, these problems, "difficult" Members etc, will accumulate. Surviving growth pains will determine whether we survive as an entity or not.

How many of the members are black? Fat? Tall? obviously you get the point i am making.

I think difficult members is over simplifying things a bit to much. You can have 2 perfect members from diffrent forums, put them both on the same forum and you have fireworks.

Yes James, I get the point you are making. But I'm old-fashioned, & I think we SHOULD have Female representation amongst the Mods. WE do have several candidates who we deem suitable, but for one reason or another, it does not, sadly, stack up. We will persevere in the search.

"Difficult" Members? I hear you. We both know exactly what I mean.

The blonde recipe is not that hard to understand - it's embodied in my first Post on this thread.

[tikay]

Yes very much +EV, for everyone aswell, its not a zero some.

When someone dies its like added money to a tournament. The house (Brown) takes the juice, the players (the family chop the money) and the crematorium (the dealer) gets his tip

No, not +Ev for EVERYONE. There are losers too.

It is a zero-sum game, but trust me, there are winners AND losers. Think about it.

[Royal Flush]

Yes James, I get the point you are making. But I'm old-fashioned, & I think we SHOULD have Female representation amongst the Mods. WE do have several candidates who we deem suitable, but for one reason or another, it does not, sadly, stack up. We will persevere in the search.

"Difficult" Members? I hear you. We both know exactly what I mean.

The blonde recipe is not that hard to understand - it's embodied in my first Post on this thread.

Ok that's cool, i would hate for you to appoint someone just because they are female!

[Royal Flush]

Yes very much +EV, for everyone aswell, its not a zero some.

When someone dies its like added money to a tournament. The house (Brown) takes the juice, the players (the family chop the money) and the crematorium (the dealer) gets his tip

No, not +Ev for EVERYONE. There are losers too.

It is a zero-sum game, but trust me, there are winners AND losers. Think about it.

How so, i mean the dead dude has no need for money, he is the only 'loser'