I shag sheep, my father shags sheep, his father before him shagged sheep. All my brothers and friends shag sheep. I'm not quite sure what my mother and sisters do, but they certainly spend a good bit of alone time in the top field with wooly mammals.
We're all very proud. I think the only Aberdonian who doesn't shag sheep is Willie Miller, who's too busy polishing his Cup Winner's Cup
We're the granite city. Granite is a rock, therefore Aberdeen rocks.
My point is this, you got nuthin outside of progressively loose beastility references.

Time to diversify, raise your game so it forces me to raise mine. I'm gagging for it, I got some big guns in here that are going wanting. Nike Plimsolls... that's pisch. I can do better, but you gotta make me.
Let's show the rest of the world that Nord Ost Schottland can battle rap with the best of them.