What are your plans for the Christmas festivities ??

[bhoywonder]

does anyone find that kids prefer to play wi the cardboard boxes that the toys come in??

Yes , and i'm very tempted to wrap empty boxes for them 

its a interesting thought



bah humbug

[charmaine]

Far more tempting than i should admit  you worry about will they have enough , like what you've brought them , then they sell em in January ........... ok thats my kids 

[bhoywonder]

Far more tempting than i should admit  you worry about will they have enough , like what you've brought them , then they sell em in January ........... ok thats my kids 

mines get spolit rotten


wouldnt have it any other way though would we?

[charmaine]

Nope , i cant wait to see there faces Christmas morning , also love the run up when the kids are talking about Santa and learning new Christmas carols  you really cant beat being a parent this time of year , best job in the world 

[thetank]

Far too early to make plans

[bhoywonder]

Far too early to make plans

DEC 24th shopper r we tank?


i love the agressive power shoppers that do it all in a hour

respect

[thetank]

Yis siree, that's why an ex-girlfriend got a torch one year. Did it all in 10 minutes.

[tigscoco]

Yis siree, that's why an ex-girlfriend got a torch one year. Did it all in 10 minutes.

Just try it mate ;-)

[Colchester Kev]

LMAO @ a torch .... mind you, it could easily have been turned into a poitive by adding the sentence ... "you light up my life so much, i wanted to light yours up for you"

Romantic bullshit ... works every time

[Rookie (Rodney)]

LMAO @ a torch .... mind you, it could easily have been turned into a poitive by adding the sentence ... "you light up my life so much, i wanted to light yours up for you"

Romantic bullshit ... works every time

you use any on a ladyboy in singapore?

[Colchester Kev]

LMAO @ a torch .... mind you, it could easily have been turned into a poitive by adding the sentence ... "you light up my life so much, i wanted to light yours up for you"

Romantic bullshit ... works every time

you use any on a ladyboy in singapore?

you know what ... I never saw a lady boy all week (apart from Flushy) ... On the friday night however we went to a massive nightclub and i did see 5 women in PVC bras and shorts dancing on a stage ... sod the poker, it was worth the trip just to see them

[Pab]

i did see 5 women in PVC bras and shorts dancing on a stage

As dale would say,

Holla, ship it

[gmoneyAK]

This is my first christmas with a nipper he will be 8 months old so not old enough to understand. My girlfriend is like lets get him this and that and this. Me im like "cardboard box and a spatula he loves it" She aint having it though.

[Colchester Kev]

Heres a tip for babys first xmas ..... buy them fk all and save your money. yours and the Mrs' families will buy the nipper more presents than you will believe.

[thetank]

The torch was great.

Got it from one of these dodgy indoor market places (when you've got 10 minutes, it's the place to go)
It was a cheap knock off, made to look like a mag-lite. I figured she won't know, what do birds know about torches?

Cost me £2.99, came in a presentation box....wicked

She came round Christmas afternoon and opened it up. She looked delighted when she saw the box, like she thought it was a beautiful necklace or summit.....

Delight changed to dissapointed confusion when she cast her eyes upon her brand new cheapo tool.

"I got you something else as well" says I.

Her face turns again, to relief, but only for a short while.
Back to dissappointed confusion as she opens her lovingly wrapped Duracells.

I'm a keeper ladies.