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« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2006, 12:43:50 PM »

can I go back to bed yet?
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« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2006, 12:44:16 PM »

Now did anyone time me Huh?

i'll take that as a no then? Cry

i'm not doing it again - its lunchtime!!

I tried to time you, but my watch goes up to infinity, so I didn't notice the hands move.
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« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2006, 12:44:53 PM »

Now did anyone time me Huh?

i'll take that as a no then? Cry

i'm not doing it again - its lunchtime!!

If it's a clever monkey, it could just copy and paste.
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« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2006, 12:45:49 PM »

can I go back to bed yet?

TightEnd is infinitely tired, but has an infinite number of beds in his bedroom. How long does it take him to change the sheets?
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« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2006, 12:46:53 PM »

can I go back to bed yet?

TightEnd is infinitely tired, but has an infinite number of beds in his bedroom. How long does it take him to change the sheets?

To infinity, and beyond!
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« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2006, 12:47:53 PM »

Doe she has inifinite number of sheets?
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« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2006, 12:48:51 PM »

just a thought - we'd work quicker if you put us at computer keyboards. We still havent got the hang of moving the bar back to the beginning of the next line when the bell pings! Wink

Unfortunately you would always type Ctrl Alt Del twice in a row before making a sonnet.
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« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2006, 12:49:36 PM »

Doe she has inifinite number of sheets?

If you can put a number on them they are not infinite
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« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2006, 12:50:31 PM »

Yeah, "infinite number" is oxymoronic
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« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2006, 12:51:22 PM »

Doe she has inifinite number of sheets?


she?
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« Reply #40 on: November 29, 2006, 12:51:38 PM »

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?
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« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2006, 12:53:15 PM »

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?

Brown?

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« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2006, 12:55:10 PM »

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?

If you sandpaper an elephant to the size of a greyhound, then I suppose it would look like a red dog.

Anyway, back to TightEnd's sex change. Did you go for Dingdell's treatment Tighty and, if so, where exactly did she put the tube?
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« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2006, 12:56:47 PM »


Anyway, back to TightEnd's sex change. Did you go for Dingdell's treatment Tighty and, if so, where exactly did she put the tube?


I went alright, came back feeling all woman.

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« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2006, 12:57:40 PM »

week     x     elephant size      x      walking speed
fortnight        greyhound size            grade of sandpaper

then multiply this number by pi infinite times.
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