Infinity Theory and Shakespeare

[boldie]

I've never been able to accept infinity as a number and challenged this concept when I was much younger and a budding maths whizz. How can you have an infintinte number of monkeys when infinity is nothing more than a concept? If you are to accept an infintite number of moneys all on keyboards then they would finish the entire works immediately between them.

ah...infinity is nothing more then a concept..then again..so are numbers.

[RED-DOG]

week     x     elephant size      x      walking speed
fortnight              greyhound size                  grade of sandpaper

then multiply this number by pi infinite times.

The greyhound ate the pi, and they glued me to a yak.

[kinboshi]

Anyway, back to TightEnd's sex change. Did you go for Dingdell's treatment Tighty and, if so, where exactly did she put the tube?

I went alright, came back feeling all women.

Edited for accuracy.

Would explain why you hang around outside the ladies loos.

[thetank]

then multiply this number by pi infinite times.

...and you have Kev's shopping list.

[Colchester Kev]

then multiply this number by pi infinite times.

...and you have Kev's shopping list.

You lot have far too much time on your hands ... GET A JOB !!!

[thetank]

Would explain why you hang around outside the ladies loos.

Best place to find desperate woman?

[Jon MW]

I've never been able to accept infinity as a number and challenged this concept when I was much younger and a budding maths whizz. How can you have an infintinte number of monkeys when infinity is nothing more than a concept? If you are to accept an infintite number of moneys all on keyboards then they would finish the entire works immediately between them.

ah...infinity is nothing more then a concept..then again..so are numbers.

But they're different concepts, so the point still stands

[RED-DOG]

I've never been able to accept infinity as a number and challenged this concept when I was much younger and a budding maths whizz. How can you have an infintinte number of monkeys when infinity is nothing more than a concept? If you are to accept an infintite number of moneys all on keyboards then they would finish the entire works immediately between them.

ah...infinity is nothing more then a concept..then again..so are numbers.

But they're different concepts, so the point still stands

Not if you try to stand it on it's point, well maybe, but it won't stand still.

[boldie]

I've never been able to accept infinity as a number and challenged this concept when I was much younger and a budding maths whizz. How can you have an infintinte number of monkeys when infinity is nothing more than a concept? If you are to accept an infintite number of moneys all on keyboards then they would finish the entire works immediately between them.

ah...infinity is nothing more then a concept..then again..so are numbers.

But they're different concepts, so the point still stands

not really. Infinity can not exist without the concept of numbers therefore essentially it is the same thing.

[thetank]

not really. Infinity can not exist without the concept of numbers therefore essentially it is the same thing.

Extending that logic....

Tightend could not have existed without a female so therefore, essentially he is the same thing.

Checks out so far.

[tantrum]

If you can put a number on them they are not infinite

No, I said infinite number. that's a difference from putting a number on infinite amount of sheets would be incorrect.  But in theory i can have infinite number of sheets.

[tantrum]

Sry Tighty,
did not mean to give you a sex change, just the mention of bed-sheets -changing left me a bit confused.

[TightEnd]

not really. Infinity can not exist without the concept of numbers therefore essentially it is the same thing.

Extending that logic....

Tightend could not have existed without a female so therefore, essentially he is the same thing.

Checks out so far.

going back to bed now

[boldie]

Sry Tighty,
did not mean to give you a sex change, just the mention of bed-sheets -changing left me a bit confused.

that's what the doctor said when Tighty went to get his appendix removed.

[RED-DOG]

Q: Divide 14 sugar cubes into 3 cups of coffee so that each
cup has an odd number of sugar cubes.
A: 1,1,12
Q: 12 isn't odd!
A: It's an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee