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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2006, 10:36:52 AM »

Pwned = Porned!
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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 10:47:08 AM »

Pwned is here to stay and thats no jopke.

The jopke one always makes me laugh, especially seeing the hats at the WSOP.  I'd find it much less funny if it wasn't for the fact that its aimed at Phil Hellmuth.

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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2006, 10:54:54 AM »

Speaking of Phone - one that always gets me is people who say Scon instead of Scone.

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Scon - wtf?!?!?!?! 

If its a place in perthshire its pronounced Scoon !!! hows that for a spanner in the works.
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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2006, 11:05:40 AM »

If its a place in perthshire its pronounced Scoon !!! hows that for a spanner in the works.

thats because you all talk funny north of the wall Wink
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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2006, 11:09:49 AM »

If its a place in perthshire its pronounced Scoon !!! hows that for a spanner in the works.

thats because you all talk funny north of the wall Wink

If you think we talk funny north of the wall you should try about 70 miles south of it... I didn't have a clue what people were saying in newcastle this weekend. I just smile and nod
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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2006, 11:43:29 AM »

Either or I-ther?

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« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2006, 11:44:23 AM »

Either or I-ther?



Either or really Wink
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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2006, 11:45:07 AM »

EEEther
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« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2006, 11:45:43 AM »

If its a place in perthshire its pronounced Scoon !!! hows that for a spanner in the works.

thats because you all talk funny north of the wall Wink

Try the west coast, Cumbria. I went to college with a guy from Maryport & had to translte into Scots for the English guys on the course. The accent sounds like Charlie Says in the old safety adverts.

If you think we talk funny north of the wall you should try about 70 miles south of it... I didn't have a clue what people were saying in newcastle this weekend. I just smile and nod
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« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2006, 12:19:29 PM »

Either or I-ther?



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« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2006, 04:36:40 PM »

Either or I-ther?


Both, depending who I am talking to. 
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« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2006, 04:47:56 PM »

How do you pronounce the death sentence on a very cute mole who is turning your lawn into something that looks like the surface of mars?


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« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2006, 04:54:46 PM »

you have a big garden!!  Shocked

i would suggest concreting over it - but that would be a heck of a lot of concrete!!
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« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2006, 04:56:14 PM »

I'd suggesting that he cuts his fingernails first. Just imagine the dirt that gets under those!

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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2006, 04:57:36 PM »

How do you pronounce the death sentence on a very cute mole who is turning your lawn into something that looks like the surface of mars?

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