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« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2006, 05:00:23 PM » |
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I just can't bring myself to kill him, it's a dilemma. (a dilemma for murder!)
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« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2006, 05:01:33 PM » |
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I just can't bring myself to kill him, it's a dilemma. (a dilemma for murder!)
I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill....  OH COME ON!!! YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT!!!!!  |
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« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2006, 05:06:57 PM » |
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Scone, to rhyme with gone. That's the way forward.
Or maybe it depends if you're having a tattie scon with a fry-up after a night on the lash, or a fruit skone with high tea round at the vicarage.
Let's call the whole thing off.
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« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2006, 05:08:13 PM » |
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Tomato!
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« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2006, 05:14:30 PM » |
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I believe that there have been several opinions on the pronounciation of jopke too. Does the mole work for your local council Red ?  |
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« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2006, 05:14:42 PM » |
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How do you pronounce the death sentence on a very cute mole who is turning your lawn into something that looks like the surface of mars?
Go US army on him (hopefully without the friendly fire).. do what they did in Panama, drive it out with music. Buy one of those really annoying musical birthday/Xmas cards, take out the music device, carefully excavate the biggest molehill until you find the hole, drop it in. It is supposed to drive them at least 30 yards away from the music. |
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« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2006, 05:17:02 PM » |
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Forgive me for sounding naive, but is that serious?
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« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2006, 05:18:34 PM » |
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Forgive me for sounding naive, but is that serious?
Yes, Iv'e herd it before, doesn't work though. The only thing that does is murder by death! |
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« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2006, 05:21:21 PM » |
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. Does the mole work for your local council Red ? He's far to pretty and much less annoying than my local councilors Ralph. |
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« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2006, 05:22:55 PM » |
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Tomato!
If anyone can find a clip of that hilarous sketch Kenny Everett did singing 'let's call the whole thing off' please post a link! |
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« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2006, 05:27:09 PM » |
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Tomato!
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« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2006, 06:17:31 PM » |
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How do you pronounce the death sentence on a very cute mole who is turning your lawn into something that looks like the surface of mars?
Hairy subterranean dwellers deserve no mercy - including richard keys. |
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« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2006, 06:21:32 PM » |
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From recent cop movies I've watched, you'll need some sort of sting operation to catch the mole...  |
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« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2006, 06:36:19 PM » |
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From recent cop movies I've watched, you'll need some sort of sting operation to catch the mole... Jon Raab and Floppy, 1 and the same? Have we seen them both in the same place at the same time? |
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« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2006, 06:41:43 PM » |
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My Step Dad use to work in the countryside department for the I.O.W Council, I'm sure he told me once of a way to humanely move moles. I've given him a call and he can't remember offhand so he is now calling his 86 yr old Mother to find out! (ever wished you hadn't asked something?)
If by some miracle they manage to remember between them, I'll let you know the result....
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