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« on: December 06, 2006, 01:24:36 PM »
I have got the lurgy .... overnight i got covered from head to toe in the itchiest , unsightly rash known to man.  my hands have swollen to twice normal size, meaning i cannot clench my fists ...

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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2006, 01:26:44 PM »
Have you eaten Sushi lately?


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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2006, 01:27:14 PM »
You ever had Chicken Pox?
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2006, 01:27:43 PM »
Ewwwww, go to the docs (and wear gloves when you are posting)
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2006, 01:28:11 PM »
no to sushi, yes to chicken pox
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2006, 01:29:11 PM »
Quote from: ifm on December 06, 2006, 01:27:43 PM
Ewwwww, go to the docs (and wear gloves when you are posting)

Cant get gloves to fit me Mugly, my bloody hands are too big LOL
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2006, 01:29:47 PM »
Looks like hives mate, My daughter has the exact same thing, Calomine lotion outside and piriton or benadryl for the inside.

or you could go to the docs
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2006, 01:30:32 PM »
Are you allergic to PVC by any chance?
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2006, 01:31:06 PM »
I know a bloke who had the same thing.

Caught it at a Lap Dancing Club

His Knob fell off, but his skin got better.

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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2006, 01:32:16 PM »
my guess is that you forgot to add "new" lenor fabric softener to your usual washing detergant last time you washed your bed linen Wink
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2006, 01:32:32 PM »
The bottom chin looks redder than the others, maybe it's heading upwards?
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2006, 01:32:42 PM »
Quote from: ifm on December 06, 2006, 01:30:32 PM
Are you allergic to PVC by any chance?

I would top myself it that was the case !!!

Quote from: MPOWER on December 06, 2006, 01:31:06 PM
I know a bloke who had the same thing.

Caught it at a Lap Dancing Club

His Knob fell off, but his skin got better.

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Doc M  

Cheers Doc M, no use for the old chap anymore anyway, i look forward to my skin healing Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2006, 01:32:46 PM »
Definately an allergic reaction................well looks like it to me  
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2006, 01:33:29 PM »
Looks like Hives - swelling would indicate allergic reaction to something.

Piriton will help it!
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2006, 01:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Newmanseye on December 06, 2006, 01:29:47 PM
Looks like hives mate, My daughter has the exact same thing, Calomine lotion outside and piriton or benadryl for the inside.

or you could go to the docs
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