Your Worst Nightmare

[snoopy1239]

We have just been discussing this in Casa Danafish (well, I was), and I announced that my worst nightmare would be a combination of my phobias...

Being sexually molested by an ostrich with cotton wool in my mouth and a pork pie on my forehead with the jelly bits dripping onto my face.

So, what would you worst nightmare be?...

[Colchester Kev]

My worst nightmare would be having to lick the pork pie jelly off your face !!

[TightEnd]

A knock at the front door

I open it

"Hello Mikky T and Poppet, what are you doing here?"

"We've come to stay, indefinitely....."

[Ginger]

One of the worst nightmares I have ever had was about an Ostrich. I was only 6 when I had the dream but it still upsets me now, I've had a major phobia about them ever since. How weird that you have a thing about them too, I wouldn't of thought it was that common!

[tantrum]

being burned alive...,

[kinboshi]

We have just been discussing this in Casa Danafish (well, I was), and I announced that my worst nightmare would be a combination of my phobias...

Being sexually molested by an ostrich with cotton wool in my mouth and a pork pie on my forehead with the jelly bits dripping onto my face.

So, what would you worst nightmare be?...

Watching...

[SuffolkPunch]

We have just been discussing this in Casa Danafish (well, I was), and I announced that my worst nightmare would be a combination of my phobias...

Being sexually molested by an ostrich with cotton wool in my mouth and a pork pie on my forehead with the jelly bits dripping onto my face.

So, what would you worst nightmare be?...

Watching...

watching him watch before taking Tighty and his new housemates to the Tate Modern for a spot of art gawping

[NoflopsHomer]

We have just been discussing this in Casa Danafish (well, I was), and I announced that my worst nightmare would be a combination of my phobias...

Being sexually molested by an ostrich with cotton wool in my mouth and a pork pie on my forehead with the jelly bits dripping onto my face.

So, what would you worst nightmare be?...

Not the giraffe?

[ifm]

A knock at the front door

I open it

"Hello Mikky T and Poppet, what are you doing here?"

"We've come to stay, indefinitely....."

HMP Tighty?

[bobby1]

We have just been discussing this in Casa Danafish (well, I was), and I announced that my worst nightmare would be a combination of my phobias...

Being sexually molested by an ostrich with cotton wool in my mouth and a pork pie on my forehead with the jelly bits dripping onto my face.

So, what would you worst nightmare be?...

I'm sure i've seen that film......


After a rather hot curry I once dreamt my best mate was....er.....giving me one.

[Poppet7]

A knock at the front door

I open it

"Hello Mikky T and Poppet, what are you doing here?"

"We've come to stay, indefinitely....."

*speechless*

[Poppet7]

I think being in a real life 'snakes on a plane' situation would be one of my worst nightmares.

[thetank]

Jocky Bauer insisting that I violate my journalistic ethics.

[vinni]

my worst nightmare is actually true .
                                           when i was 18 i used to work in the steel works with 13  members of my family ,
when friday came i used to take my mod suit to work with me ,so when i had finished my work which was usually about 1 hour after i had clocked in ,i whould get a shower and get suited up, and then climb over the wall leaving my father to clock me out next morning ,off i would go to the nightclub crazydaisey it was called .any way once in the club anything goes .i was in love with a beuatifull girl called judy .i was 18 and was on 180 pounds a week ,which is equivelent to about 800 in todays money ,so money was no object .
                                                             any way got talking to judy this perticular night ,i was in my elliments thoughts were going through my mind which i cannot print .the only problem with working in the steel works is the dust it gives you a lot of dark flem ,i had a horrible cough ,whilst i was talking to her i coughed and the flem landed on her face .that was the last time i ever saw judy , i  was gutted ,the thing is i sat with her drink for 20 minutes waiting for her to come back .

[thetank]

I was once on a date, where the lady disappeared for 35 minutes, and she actually came back!!

Turns out she'd been counselling someone in the lavvies. Probably a saint and and stuff, but I didn't bother trying to get in her pants. There's an unwritten 20 minute line you just don't cross ffs.