Last weekend I took my wife away to Paris for the weekend. Everywhere you went, you felt that you were in the capital city for lurv!
Anyway there we were walking along hand in hand when we spotted a West Highland terrier waiting outside a shop while its owner was inside doing a spot of shopping.
Then a long comes a little old lady all dressed up posh as they do in France with a Cruella da Vile style fur coat and walking a small french poodle. The lady stopped to look in the shop window and at this point the Westie showed a little interest in the poodle. A little sniff here and a little sniff there. You could sense the dog was thinking "I fancy some of this" and sure enough while the old lady was still looking in the shop window, the Westie made a move and started humping the poodle.
The old lady was oblivious to all this and the westie was having a good time, when the lady turned and started to continue walking down the street. She sensed the dog was resisting and she puled harder and asked the dog to come on.
I swear to god there is nothing funnier to see than an old lady dragging a poodle along a street with a westie having a good time.
Eventually she turned round and was shocked to see the Westie and eventually (after a struggle) managed to pull him off.
The poor old Westie had a very frustrated look on his face.
My main learning point from this is that for Christmas I am going to buy a mobile phone with a camera.
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